HUGE WAR NEWS! GET CAUGHT UP–RIGHT HERE! Guy KIDNAPS his own GIRLFRIEND over Facebook drama — CLICK HERE Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE is a pantsless METH COOK — CLICK HERE Disneyland has been invaded by a bunch of GANGSTERS — CLICK HERE Six OVERRATED American tourist attractions — CLICK HERE A Johnny Carson SEX TAPE may have surfaced — CLICK HERE DUMBASS CONTEST: What’s my name?! — CLICK HERE STFF: We opened up the SEXUAL CONFESSIONAL — CLICK HERE
Today’s Sexy Time Fun Facts we open the Sexual Confessional. Have something you want to get off your chest? Tell Woody and Rizzuto…and they will pass out the Hairy Mary’s and your sexual sins will be forgiven. CLICK HERE FOR THE AUDIO
Most morning radio shows put out their news with a fun, over the top cheesy headline. You will probably here these exact “jokes” all over your radio dial. But…here on the W.A.R show…we simply call this…HEADLINE GOO!!!!! READ MORE HERE
Check out today’s DUMBASS CONTEST: WHAT’S MY NAME! Here’s how it works… We give you a celebrity’s REAL birth name. You tell us whether or not it is their ACTUAL real birth name or if we made it up. Play the at-home version and see how well you can do! HERE!
On today’s CRAP ON CELEBS - we have your latest celebrity news and rumors. Find out what celeb is sick, addicted to crack, getting naked, or just plain ole dumb. Plus, see who is celebrating a birthday, and find out the titles on today’s WORLD FAMOUS Porno Birthday! SEE IT RIGHT HERE
Last week we started talking about the new Musial Bridge here in St. Louis. We all agreed that it’s pretty cool but is it a tourist attraction worth actually traveling to? That got us talking about other tourist attractions and led to this list compiled by a group of Japanese tourists. It’s the six most OVERRATED American tourist spots. READ MORE HERE
There are articles floating around the internet about how people are forming DISNEYLAND GANGS modeled after motorcycle gangs. They’re not violent – just groups of adults who really LOVE Disney. According to the articles there are about 20 of these gangs. They have names like the Jungle Cruisers and the Main Street Elites. CHECK IT OUT HERE
When Murfreesboro, Tennessee police approached Tracy Strawn’s car at a parking lot in McDonald’s they were surprised to see that he was naked from the waist down. Before they searched the vehicle they asked Strawn if there was anything in the car they should be aware of. Naturally, Strawn replied, “There might be a METH LAB in my car.” What a HOOSHE! READ THE HOOSHE STORY HERE!
Here is today’s SPORTS REPORT with PATRICO. See what’s going down with the NFL, NBA, NHL, and MLB. Plus, we usually try to throw a really DUMB sports story in there. Will Patrico SCREW UP YOUR SPORTS?! Check out the SPORTS REPORT to find out! CHECK IT OUT HERE
Today’s DISCOUNT news we have some stuff that you may have heard over the weekend or it could be new to you…but hell, that’s WHY we call it DISCOUNT NEWS…check out what’s going down today… READ MORE HERE
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