WEDNESDAY SHOW BLOG (9/22/2010)

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 You what it do?! It’s Patrico.  It’s Wednesday…and not going to lie…I feel a little worn out.  Me and the lady stayed in and drank some wine last night.  By ‘drank some wine’ I mean I house an entire bottle of Pinot and then decided to drink about 6 beers.  Good times.  Getting up at 3:45 is awesome for a hangover though – doesn’t give it time to even settle in. 

 
Yes…Riz said it: “Hey, how are you? Good to see you…Nice to be here..”
 
If you want to check out the Tourettes Karaoke Guy visit our Twitter page by clicking HERE.
 
A BRAND NEW DRIVE BY WHORING FOR JESSICA.  CLICK HERE TO HEAR IT! WHOREJessica2.mp3
 

If you want a NINJA sticker don’t forget to send a SELF ADDRESSED STAMPED envelope to the address listed below and I will send you out a sticker:
NINJA STICKER C/O WOODY AND RIZZUTO
401 S. 18th St
St. Louis, MO 63103
 

 
 
 
Today’s Anthem: MEGA FAIL! Some Polish guy singing at an MMA fight in Poland.
http://www.youtube.com/v/aeVEwsWDaeA?fs=1&hl=en_US&color1=0×006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1
 
FRED, THE MAYOR OF THE SHOW, was in yesterday with the CRAIGSLIST FREAK OF THE WEEK NOMINEES!
 
Nominee #3 – Porky Pig (Woody, Riz, Manballs and Mayor Fred endorse)
Nominee #4 – TagTeam (Patrico Endorses)
Nominee #1 – Chubby Chaser
Nominee #2 – Cub Scout

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Here is today’s DISCOUNT NEWS. Remember – these stories may be a few days old…but if you haven”t heard it – it’s news to you!  
 

- So a dude was having vision problems.  He saw two spots in his vision. So after he went to the doctor- they found out it was a LIVING WORM in the dudes eye!
- A kid was in the pool kicking it and a dude pulled out his wang while standing above him on the diving board
- A study shows that if you look at a picture of your mom (for dudes) or dad (for broads) that you will find a chick more attractive when you meet her.
- In San Diego – a bunch of dudes are wearing high heeled shoes in honor of ‘Walk A Mile In Her Shoes Day’.  Neat.  Ring the bell. Gay.
 
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- Michael Vick was announced as the Eagles starting QB
- Braylon Edwards was arrested for DUI
- Cards lose to the Pirates 5-2 and the Minnesota Twins clinch the AL Central
- Blues lose to Colorado 3-1 in preseason action and play the Wild tonight in Minn.
 
 
 
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 - 50 Cent has been fighting with his FOREAL dog (Oprah Winfrey).  50 said he broke his dog’s leg in response to PETA on Twitter.  Well, now his dog has taken to Twitter.  He said, “50 is crazy – I need a new owner…he’s crazy.” It got crazy…50 threatened her with a knife.  It was all funny and in a good joking manner. But guess what – PETA is pissed.  50 responded to PETA and said, “Stay off my mother effin Twitter page….”
 
 - The Mel Gibson stuff isn’t over yet.  Check this out…his broad has been sending him some email and they actually sound pretty sympathtic. Check it out HERE.  
- HBO has renewed Boardwalk Empire.  7.1 Million people tuned in for it’s premiere.

- WHO FRIGGIN CARES: David Hasselhoff was voted off of Dancing With The Stars.

 
LATE NIGHT TV:
David Letterman: Joaquin Phoenix, Tom Jones
Jay Leno: Ryan Reynolds, Betty White, Tommy Lee
Jimmy Kimmel: Jeremy Renner, Jaime King, Hey Monday
Craig Ferguson: The cast of “The Big Bang Theory”
Jimmy Fallon: Josh Brolin, Ben Rappaport, Jeff Musial, chef Kerry Simon
Carson Daly: Rob Corddry, Jay Electronica, Alberta Cross
Lopez Tonight: Anthony Anderson, Morgan Spurlock, Santana & India.Arie

 
On TV:
CBS: Survivor
NBC: Undercovers
Fox: Hell’s Kitchen
ABC: Modern Family

CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS:
Tom Felton is 23
Scott Baio is 50
Andrea Bocelli ((Blind opera singer)) is 52
Joan Jett loves Rock N Roll and is 52
Tommy Lasorda is 83
 
 
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Shay Sweet - 32 – Today’s birthday girl has handled more hogs than a pig farmer in 297 fine films including:

- Toilet Tramps 2
- Gettin Sticky With It
- Flesh Peddlers Vol 10
- SplatterPuss
- Bumpin’ Donuts
- Happy Asses Sluts 2
- Beauty and The Bitch
- Lick My Legs
- The BJ Girls In Dildo City
- Revenge of the Dildos
- Dude! Where’s my Dildo?
 

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If you think that there is a meth lab around…don’t use a lighter to get a better look.  This broad in Jacksonville thought she saw some meth making materials in a trashcan.  So – she put her lighter in the trashcan and lit it up…she also lit her entire face up.  The can immeadiatly ignited and gave this bitch some foreal injuries.
 
 
BITCH BE TRIPPIN:
Riz had a Bitch Be Trippin’ – his lady left the fridge door open all night long.  BITCH BE TRIPPIN!
BITCH BE TRIPPIN’ NEWS STORIES:
- This gal met a plastic surgeon in a parking lot.  She met up with this “doctor” who set her up with injections for only $1,100.  The fake doctor wasn’t even foreal a doctor.  BITCH BE TRIPPIN’.

- A woman who was driving was pulled over while PUMPING her boobs!  Also – a gal got pulled over for watching Gilmore Girls on a laptop. BITCH BE TRIPPIN’

- A woman got pulled over for DUI and thought it was a fashion show.  She then asked for the cops to read her the Amanda Rights.

BITCH BE TRIPPIN’
- A woman stabbed her friend after he jokingly insulted her.  BITCH BE TRIPPIN’

 

 

 

 

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