- Things in California just don’t always seem to add up. Like this story. A passenger in a cab got into an argument with the driver over where the man was headed and pulled out his knife and held to the driver. The driver – terrified – pulled over and ran away from the cab. The driver also fled the scene – but paid the cabbie for the trip and even tipped him! Police reported that the passenger had not been found.
- A man in Sweden got all crunked up and broke into a home late one night last week. He decided that instead of stealing anything – he was going to jump in bed with the couples who house it was and lick the arm of the sleeping wife. Of course – he claims he doesn’t remember anything but the couple claims that he was screaming and yelling claiming that these “strangers” were in his house. The woman claims she woke up to the man sandwiched in between the two and she asked her boyfriend if she knew the guy. The cops were called and the man was arrested.
- TripAdvisor says that Orlando is the most traveled place during the holidays.
- Women in the US this year drank, eat, and binge drank more than any other year…
- The Blues are back on the ice tonight – it’s a Point/Blues student night. Students can get cheap tickets by heading to the Scott Trade box offices with a valid student ID. 1057thepoint.com for all the information. Faceoff is scheduled for 7PM.
- Mizzou beat Illinois in last nights Braggin Rights game at the Scott Trade. It’s the second time in a row that Mizzou has beat Illinois in a braggin rights game. Final score was 75-64. Mizzou is now ranked 10th in the ESPN poll.
- Tonight – Thursday Night Football on NFL Network. The Steelers will take on the Panthers. And on Christmas Day – the Cowboys…they will take on the Cardinals.
- Since we will be on break for a couple weeks – a couple of things to watch for:
- Sunday the Blues take on the Predators at the Scott Trade
- We all thought he was probably done for the season – but the Packers announced that Aaron Rogers WILL play this weekend against the Giants.
- Huge game between the Jets and the Bears….if the Jets win – they are in the playoffs. Also – there is a big story involving Rex Ryan and feet which Woody will have in the Crap On Celebrities
- There’s a big division game in the NFC West involving the 49ers……
- And…I hate to say it because we’re sick of it but…. The Vikings haven’t ruled out the start for Brett Favre on Sunday Night against the Eagles.
- FOR THE FULL NFL SCHEDULE – CLICK HERE!
- Rex Ryan’s wife could be the star of some sexy foot fetish videos. Really. Of course – the Jets are saying this a personal matter and that he won’t be in any type of trouble. But – the video looks a LOT like his wife and the voice REALLY sounds like Ryan’s voice. Check out some of the clips by clicking HERE.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband is in the hospital because he accidentally glued his eye shut. What a retard.
- Tiger Woods is going to Donald Trump’s NYE party…..well – so is Rachel Uchitel and her Blind Date is.
- Chloe Sevigny says she loves it ROUGH! NICE!
- Michael Lohan is now sticking up for the broad that Lindsay got in a fight with a few days ago.
David Letterman: Amanda Peet, Jay Thomas, Darlene Love
Jay Leno: Zachary Levi, Whitney Cummings, BeBe & CeCe Winans with Mary Mary and the West Angeles Choir
Jimmy Kimmel: James Franco, Darius Rucker (R 12/2/10)
Craig Ferguson: Kathy Griffin, Ruth Gerson
Jimmy Fallon: James Earl Jones, Dave Attell, Aaron Neville
Carson Daly: Morgan Spurlock, Buff Monster, Kate Nash (R 10/8/10)
Conan O’Brien: Jason Segel, Shane Smith, Reggie Watts
Lopez Tonight: Jack Black, Hailee Steinfeld, Filter
Actor-comedian Harry Shearer (The Simpsons) is 67.
Girl next door Holly Madison 32
Dave Murray from Iron Maiden 54
Actress Susan Lucci (All My Children) is 64.
Singer Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam is 46.
Lexi Love – 30 – this mattess actress has had her Xmas cookies snacked on in 282 fine films including:
- Be Gentle It’s My First Time 2
TODAY’S HEALINE HOOSHE COMES TO US FROM TENNESSEE, where a man is being held under arrest after allegedly trying to run over three sheriff’s deputies with a stolen tractor. Christopher Nathan Davenport was thrown in jail and charged with assault after cops tried to arrest him for tearing up yards and driving his gas powered tractor recklessly. The 23 year old crashed the tractor into a tree and trying to run over some cops and then it was foot chase. He also faces charges of resisting arrest, vandalism, and…you guessed it – drug possession.
BONUS HOOSHE STORY FROM TENNESSEE: A 35 year old hooshe named Billy Burnham stole hundreds of dollar worth of jewelry and other stuff from a chick’s apartment but left something behind. His driver’s license. Here is the kicker – the a-hole lived directly across the street. A woman who called 911 said – and this is an ACTUAL QUOTE, “Y’all need to put him in the thang about funniest criminals because he is about as dumb as they come!” He first denied the crime but then confessed once cops showed him his ID.
ASK W.A.R QUESTION: THIS DUDES BROTHER IS 36 YEARS OLD AND SENT HIM A CHRISTMAS LIST – IS HE TOO OLD TO BE WRITING A CHRISTMAS LIST?
WOODY: If it’s asked for – I guess it’s ok
WHIPPING BOY: Again – if requested for for it.
PATRICO: You know when it’s too old to write a list – unless your family asks what you want.
HERE ARE SOME UNUSUAL HOLIDAY GIFTS FOR THOSE THAT ARE HARD TO BUY FOR:
- You know how ladies have those baby carriers? It is the thing that you wear on the front of the chest? How about a snuggie – just like that – but with a hole in the chest so your baby can look out. The picture does this thing justice.
- Microphone Tongs: Exactly what you think it is. Tongs that look like a microphone
- Dog Mustache: Yes – it’s a mustache you attach to your dog
- A key chain of Pope Benedict
- A wristband that helps you put your iPad or your eReader on your arm so you don’t have to HOLD IT!
- Seriously – a plastic carrying case for your….BANANA!
- Are you too lazy to pet your own animal? How about an automatic pet petter…yes. It’s a foreal gift!
- Perfume for your DOG!
- A freaking butter warmer ((Which to be honest – this sounds great!))
- Not a cell phone ear piece – but a thing that holds your actual CELL PHONE against your head!
- Of course – this always makes the list. Fruitcake. But lets take it to the next level. How about INFLATEABLE fruitcake.
A man and wife had just gotten married. It was a glorious day. Everyone went to the reception and it was a great day for all. At the reception the groom said that he had a surprise for everyone. He pulled out a gun and killed the best man, the bride, and then turned the gun on himself. Merry Christmas everyone!
Jess writes in: her cousin Adam is married with two kids under 3 and his wife in pregnant AGAIN. Well – he just told his wife that he is leaving her to get together with a stripper that he got pregnant when he was in Alaska. He’s unemployed – their car was repossessed. They got evicted out of a house they were staying in. It’s going to be his sixth kid and his unemployed wife is struggling. Adam – you are a mega douchebag. What a joke!
PRESS YOUR LUCK!
CONTESTANT #1 – JENNIFER from HAZELWOOD (SHE WON)
CATEGORY: BLUES TRIVIA
Q: Who is CUJO?
A: Curtis Joseph
CONTESTANT #2 – KYLE from STAUNTON (HE WON)
CATEGORY: MOVIE TRIVIA
Q: What is Clark Griswold’s middle initial
CONTESTANT #3 – JARED from BELLGRADE (HE WON)
CATEGORY: BLUES TRIVIA
Q: WHAT YEAR DID THE BLUES WIN THE STANELY CUP?
A: THEY NEVER HAVE
SEXY TIME FUN FACTS: BONING IN YOUR PARENTS HOUSE…YOU DOWN WITH IT?
- Guy told his brother to stay in a hotel room with his girlfriend
- Girl’s mother requested that she didnt have sex in HER own house
- Guy’s girlfriend’s father caught them having sex|
- Girls boyfriend pulled a condom from the bathroom trashcan and brought it out to the kitchen
- Guy had sex in his GF’s grandmothers bed!
- Lady had sex in her fiance’s grandfathers bathroom…got caught the next day.
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ROCKBAND, RACEHORSE, or PORNO MOVIE:
- Pokeman – PORNO
- Anus the Menace – ROCKBAND
- Everfaster – PORNO
- That’s Deep – RACEHORSE
- Eating For Two – RACEHORSE
- Assjack – ROCKBAND
- Creating Kate – PORNO
- Slobber – RACEHORSE
- Beats the Hell out of Me – ROCKBAND
- Little Orphan Tranny – PORNO
- Adios Pantelones – ROCKBAND
- Diaper Boy – RACEHORSE
- Albino Toilet Boys – ROCKBAND
- AutoRotate – RACEHORSE
- Planting the Seed – PORNO
- PooBear – RACEHORSE
- PregnantPaws – RACEHORSE
- FeedingFrenzy – PORNO
- GapingThorasicWound – ROCKBAND