TUESDAY SHOW BLOG (2/8/2011)

Today’s Anthem: It’s Christina Gaguleria….failing again…

WHAT UP – IT’S PATRICO.  YES – THE RUMORS ARE TRUE.  WE’LL DISCUSS ON THE SHOW TODAY.  BUT NO – I DID NOT HAVE A CUDDLE DAY YESTERDAY.  I HAD SOME WISDOM TEETH PULLED AND I AM IN MEGA PAIN STILL.

A GUY ASKED US….IS IT GAY IF HE PROPOSES TO HIS GF ON THE JUMBOTRON AT BUSCH STADIUM?

  • NO – Super gay
  • NO – Cute, but impersonal
  • NO – it’s just overdone
  • NO – mega retarded

MAYOR FRED AND THE CRAIGSLIST FREAK OF THE WEEK:
- JAKE THE SNAKE
- RALPH CRAMMIN’ ((ALL OF US ARE ENDORSING RALPH CRAMMIN’))
- RUBBER DUCKY
- UNCLE HERBERT

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  • We talked crazy exes yesterday…..well how does this sound?  A woman called an airline and told them that a plane that her ex-boyfriend was on had a bomb on it.  She called and said he had a bomb on him!  UNREAL!  The plane landed and all of them were evacuated.  She was arrested.  What a nutty bitch.  ((CHECK OUT THE 6AM PODCAST FOR SOME MORE EMAILS))
  • Remember the story about the woman who claimed she had sperm in her yogurt?  Well – guess what….oddly enough…IT WAS SPERM! Ho – ly GROSS! He’s in jail for some outstanding warrants for sexual contact with a minor.  Of course he did it.  What a nightmare.
  • Iran is talking about putting the kibosh on Valentines Day.
  • Smoking pot kills your brain cells.  Period.  Listen to this dumb ass pothead.  A 911 operator got a call from a dude who asked him how much he would get in trouble for growing one pot plant.  Well – cops showed up to this a-holes house….he was arrested and charged with possession.  This is foreal.  What a ritard.
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  • The Super Bowl has set ANOTHER all-time TV record with it’s crazy ratings.  Last year, around 106.5 million people watched the Saints beat the Colts.  But this year, early numbers show that around 111 million people watched the Steelers/Packers game.  This is the second time that the Super Bowl has broken the record in two years.  106 million people tuned into the season finale of M*A*S*H back in 1983 – and that held the record for 27 years until last years big game.  And that right there is the reason that NO ONE will win if there is a lockout out next year.
  • Speaking of records, a big congrats to the Cleveland Cavaliers!  They set an NBA record by losing their 25th straight game last night!  They take the record from the previous holders…..the Cleveland Cavaliers….who set the low standard back in 1982.
  • In college basketball – Mizzou just cannot seem to win on the road this year.  They headed to Kansas to take on the No. 2 Jayhawks and got whipped up on pretty good losing 103-86. Mizzou next takes on Oklahoma in Columbia on Saturday.
  • The Blues are back on the ice tonight.  They take on the Panthers in Florida.  Face-off is scheduled for 6:30PM on Fox Sports Midwest.

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  • According to TiVO…the most watched, rewound, and rewatched commercial was the Snickers with Rosanne.
    • CHECK OUT THE FULL LIST BY CLICKING HERE.
  • Hey Gleetards – the episode that ran after the Superbowl was mega huge….but not a record breaker
  • Casey Jordan – the $30,000 Sheen hooker – she has been offered some cash to reenact her night with Sheen.  WTF!
  • Zuckerberg has said that he has been stalked by someone…..on Facebook.
  • Tony Hawk is getting divorced for the third time..

LATE NIGHT TV:
David Letterman: Adam Sandler, Chris Colfer, Ty Burrell, Gang of Four
Jay Leno: Javier Bardem, Paula Abdul, Merle Haggard
Jimmy Kimmel: Matthew Perry, Morena Baccarin, Pitbull
Craig Ferguson: Emily Blunt, Dr. Kara Cooney
Jimmy Fallon: Kevin Nealon, Timothy Olyphant, Little Big Town
Carson Daly: Thomas Lennon, Makeba Riddick, Jimmy Eat World
Conan O’Brien: Craig Ferguson, Kevin Hart, RED
Lopez Tonight: Channing Tatum, Margaret Cho, 50 Cent with Governor

CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS:
Composer-conductor John Williams is 79.
Actor Nick Nolte is 70.
Comedian Robert Klein is 69.
Actor-guitarist Creed Batton (The Office) (The Grass Roots) is 68.
Actress Brooke Adams is 62.
Actress Mary Steenburgen is 58.
Author John Grisham is 56.
Singer Vince Neil of Motley Crue is 50.
WWE Wrassler The Big Show is 39
Fighter Kimbo Slice is 37
Actress Mary McCormack is 42.
Actor Seth Green is 37.

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Bridgette Kerkove – 34 – Today’s b- day hooker has jerked more meat than a Jamaican BBQ in fine films such as:
- Succubus
- Thighs Wide Open
- A BJ Tour of Chicago
- Whore Of The Rings 2
- Anal Inspection Service
- White Trash Whore Vol. 11
- Chin Knockers
- Stop! My Ass is on Fire!
- ATM Love Machines
- In The Days of Whore
- Buried Alive Bukakke
- Butt Slam Fiesta
- Still Crazy After All These Whores

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One guy went to his brothers to do some laundry.  Well – the one told the other, get your life together.  This is when the fight started.  A baseball was grabbed and someone got smashed in the head with it.  Oh – and then after he went outside to cool down – he was followed – had the bat taken away, and smashed his head over the head numerous times.  There was blood everywhere..both brothers were arrested with felonious assault and domestic abuse.  Brothers fightin’ over GETTIN’ YER LIFE TAGETHER!

WHATS UP GRANDMA?
- Cigg
- Gun
- Booze
- Prep H
- Tampon
- Flask
ANSWER: SEX TOY ((Rhumpa Thumpa))

GOTT GAME WITH STEVE MANBALLS MASTERS:
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