TUESDAY SHOW BLOG (3/15/2011)

Today’s Anthem: Thom West soothes our soul with his anthem


EMAIL FROM THE PEOPLES:

IN LIGHT OF OUR POLL QUESTION WE HAD YESTERDAY ABOUT THINGS THAT YOU SAY THAT INSTANTLY PISS OF YOUR WIFE/GF/BF/HUSBAND…SOMEONE SENT US A LINK TO THIS…TOO FUNNY!

THINGS YOU NEVER SAY TO A STAY AT HOME MOM:
10. WEIRD – I FIGURED YOUR HOUSE WOULD BE SUPER CLEAN
9. THAT EXPLAINS WHY YOUR SON IS SO CLINGY
8. I’M SURE YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO’S WASTED MONEY ON THEIR COLLEGE DEGREE
7. WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY ANYWAY?
6. I’M JEALOUS – I WISH MY HUSBAND WERE RICH SO I DIDN’T HAVE TO WORK EITHER
5. ALL DAY WITH YOUR KIDS? I CAN’T EVEN IMAGINE.
4. SINCE YOU HAVE EXTRA TIME ON YOUR HANDS…CAN YOU MAKE SOME BROWNIES
3. OH – SO YOU DON’T WORK?
2. HOW JUNE CLEAVER OF YOU!
1. WHEN THE KIDS ARE OLDER DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GONNA GET A REAL JOB?
WE GOT A LETTER FROM PRISON AGAIN!  WE LOVE THIS TYPE OF STUFF!  CLICK HERE TO HEAR US OPEN THE LETTER LIVE ON THE AIR.  WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THAT IS A LITTLE CREEPY.

MAYOR FRED AND THE CRAIGSLIST FREAK OF THE WEEK

1. Peeping Thom

2. Butt’s Up Doc (Manballs, Woody, & Rizz endorse)

3. Geezer Pleaser (Patrico endorses)

4. Ike Turner (Mayor Fred endorses)

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Here is today’s DISCOUNT NEWS. Remember – these stories may be a few days old…but if you haven’t heard it – it’s news to you!

  • The astronomer who found rings on Uranus died.  Haha….Uranus.
  • A police department has lowered their “passing” score from 65% to 58%.  Why? Because the police department was lacking African American officers and they were not passing the written test to be accepted into the academy.  So the Dayton police have lowered the score to accept more diverse candidates.
  • Schools have decided to slowly get rid of coed lunches.  Why?  Because they found that boys are less likely to fight when the girls are around and girls are more likely to EAT when they are not with boys.  No official count on how many schools are doing this – but it’s probably going to catch on.  Just saying…
  • A guy in Iowa decided to give up food and drink only beer for Lent.  Its some high carb beer that this guy brewed himself (gross).
  • WHO FRIGGIN CARES?!: The Vatican has announced that the Pope…is joining Facebook.

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  • Yesterday we reported how some of the players have filed a request to block a player lockout by the league and now….they have a court date.  On April 6th – 10 players, including Tom Brady, Peyton Manning and Drew Brees will get their chance to force the league to continue running like normal – even while the new collective bargaining agreement is being worked out.
  • On a related note-  the NFL Players Association (or at least the artist formerly known as the NFLPA) is asking recent upcoming high draft picks to NOT show up to the NFL Draft Selection Show on ESPN.  They are asking players to do so to hurt the NFL by not having the “stars of the future” there to shake hands with the Commissioner Rodger Godell.
  • NCAA Tournament action kicks off today.  Two games on this evening.  Clemson takes on UAB and UNC Ashville takes on Arkansas-Little Rock.
  • Mizzou kicks off their NCAA tournament on Thursday when they take on Cincinnati as Missouri State starts their NIT run tonight against Murray State.

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  • Gilbert Gottfried was fired from being the Aflac duck after he posted about a dozen jokes on his Twitter page about Japan and Tsunami. Which is kind of dumb considering…that’s who Gilbert is.  He’s a shock comedian.  Click here for the 10 worst/best Twitter posts.
    • What are some things that are funny NOW that weren’t when they first happen?
      • Slavery
      • Christopher Reeve
      • Cancer
      • Princess Di
      • Jon Bennet Ramsey
      • Michael J. Fox
      • Waco, TX
      • Atomic Bomb in Japan
      • Hurricane Katrina
      • David Carradine
      • Rodney King& Rioting
      • The Titanic
      • Columbine
      • Pearl Harbor
      • JFK Assassination
      • Croc Hunter Sting Ray death
      • 9/11
      • Aids
      • Billy Mays
      • Terry Schiavo
      • Michael Devlin
      • Nicole Brown Simpson
      • BP Oil Spill
      • HIV
      • Oklahoma City Bombing
      • Virgina Tech Shooting
      • Dale Earnhardt Sr. Death
      • The Underground Railroad
      • The Challenger
      • Kurt Cobain
      • Anna Nicole Smith
      • The Holocaust
      • Chilean Miners
      • Civil War
      • Michael Jackson
      • Hitler
      • Thom West’s dead cat
  • Yesterday Richard Hatch started serving a 9 month jail sentence.  Well – Donald Trump said he may think about helping Richard pay off his debt.  THINK ABOUT IT. He said that if he makes the finale – Trump said he’ll try and work something out with Hatch.
  • Snooki will be fighting at Wrestlemania.  Neato.  Guess what.  It’s fake!  All good though.  Check out the VIDEO from last night’s RAW here..it’s kind of funny.
  • Some new “censored” naked photos of Vanessa Hudgens showed up online yesterday.  There is also a picture of her making out with some broad.  And also – for good nature – some broad named Alexa is naked too in these photos.  VERY CENSORED pictures.
  • Someone made a fake trailer where it makes the movie look like an Indie film.  It’s kind of cool.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAe5P_xYoKg

  • Also – here is the link for Mark Hoppus’ Tsunami/Earthquake benefit auction. Click HERE to bid on some of these items!  Some actually pretty cool crap!

LATE NIGHT TV:
David Letterman: Bradley Cooper, Mindy Kaling, Bob Geldof
Jay Leno: Wanda Sykes, Simon Pegg, Juanes
Jimmy Kimmel: Jane Lynch, David Boreanaz, Avril Lavigne
Craig Ferguson: Martha Stewart
Jimmy Fallon: Ted Danson, Kenny Rogers
Carson Daly: Lykke Li, Grace Potter, School of Seven Bells
Conan O’Brien: Javier Bardem, Rashida Jones, Steel Train (R 1/11/11)
Lopez Tonight: Seth Rogen, Ginnifer Goodwin, Sick Puppies (R 1/17/11)


CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS:
Actor Judd Hirsch is 76.
Singer-keyboardist Sly Stone of Sly and the Family Stone is 68.
Singer Dee Snider of Twisted Sister is 56.
Actress Park Overall is 54.
Model Fabio is 50.
Singer Bret Michaels of Poison is 48.
Singer Rockwell is 47.
Singer Mark McGrath of Sugar Ray is 43.
Bassist Mark Hoppus of Plus-44 and Blink 182 is 39.
Actress Eva Longoria is 36.
Musician will.i.am of Black Eyed Peas is 36.
DJ Joseph Hahn of Linkin Park is 34.
Master Eater Kobiashia is 33
Rapper Young Buck is 30.

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Tia Tanaka – 24 – this hooker has shared her sideways fortune cookie with many a noodle in many ASIAN THEMED fine films including:

- Asian Beavers
- Me Love You Long Time
- Asian Fever
- China Vagina
- Asian Mouth Club
- Oriental Orgasms
- Asian School Girls
- Slant Eyed Sluts
- Asian Street Hookers
- Oriental Orgy World
- Asian Booty Busters
- Screwing Asia
- I Love Asians
- Hot Asian Rod Riders

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A 28 year old guy thought it would be O.K. to leave his 4 year old son at home sleeping ..at 1AM- while he left the house to practice being a Ninja Warrior.  Dude seriously was running around acting like a Ninja.  In full gear – from head to toe ninja-style.  Cops said that when they asked the man why he was dressed like a ninja and playing pretend by himself…he said it’s hard to find anyone who wants to pretend to practice being a ninja with him. He was then arrested a few days later when he was booked for non-ninja charges when he threatened someone and said, “you know that skin around your neck…you better cherish it…cuz you’re gonna get cut!” The guy in the picture is not him…but why do I feel like that is what he SHOULD look like?

IS THIS RACIST?! A GAL FROM UCLA POSTED THIS ON YOUTUBE…WE ASK YOU…IS….SHE….RACIST?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlVQ64g1XWs

APPARENTLY THIS CHICK IS A MODEL.  CLICK HERE TO CHECK OUT SOME OF HER PICTURES.  SHE IS RETARDED…AND MAYBE IGNORANT…BUT NOT RACIST (AT LEAST ACCORDING TO US)…BUT SHE IS MEGA HOT.  NO QUESTIONS ASKED!

OF COURSE – THERE WAS A RESPONSE VIDEO THAT THIS GUY PUT OUT…TOO FUNNY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiEvmr3I-Ik

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And you knew it was just a matter of time…..THE REEEEEEEEEEMIXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ3dFd_h_A0

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0 thoughts on “TUESDAY SHOW BLOG (3/15/2011)

  1. That white-trash is hot? Maybe her racist rant makes her look fug-ugly. She needs a swastika tattooed on her forehead, it may improve her looks. UCLA must be disparate for enrollment if they let her in their school. Maybe the peroxide must be seeping into her brain causing her to rant idiotic remarks. She is Butt-ugly.

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