Here is today’s DISCOUNT NEWS. Remember – these stories may be a few days old…but if you haven’t heard it – it’s news to you!

• On Tuesday in D.C., – two planes just landed at an airport without clearance from the tower….why?  Because…the Air Traffic Control guy fell asleep.  Can someone say, “SO FIRED!” Want to play some games to act like an Air Traffic Controller?  Iphone users download Traffic Control.  If you have a Nintendo DS get Air Traffic Chaos
• Remember the Underwear Bomber?  Well some more details have been released…why did this guy target Detroit?  Why?  It had the cheapest prices for a flight.  Hahaha!  Wtf!  So funny!
• A woman thought her male masseuse was 100% gay. He would do some massaging of the boobs, butt, and inner thighs…..well…guess what.  He’s not gay.  And he’s 100% involved with someone and was just trying to grab some boob.  He is “shocked” to hear of these charges.
• This bitch in Seattle was walking when a couple of dude tossing a Frisbee around accidentally HIT HER WITH THE FRISBEE IN THE LEG! She called 911!  WHAT?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!  SHE SAID SHE WAS ASSAULTED AND WAS BRUISING AND EXPERIENCED EXTREME PAIN!
• WHO FRIGGIN CARES?: March 25th – this is officially PECAN DAY…why?  Because it was on this day that George Washington planted seeds for a pecan tree…..ummm….WHO FRIGGIN CARES?!

• The Sweet Sixteen kicked off last night with the defending champs making an exit.  Arizona knocked off Number 1 seeded Duke and last years champs.  Florida beat red hot BYU, UConn takes down San Diego State University, and 8 seed Butler ends Wisconsin’s run at a National Championship.  Sweet Sixteen continues tonight with North Carolina taking on Marquette and Kansas vs. Richmond in the early games…and Ohio State vs. Kentucky and Florida State takes on VCU in the late games.
• The Blues shut out the Edmonton Oilers 4-0 last night. And in case you’re keeping score – the blues sit 12 points out of the last playoff spot with only 9 games remaining.  The team is off today – and they take on the Wild in Minnesota on Saturday.
• Remember earlier this week the Cards and Nationals got in a bench clearing “brawl” during their Spring Training game?  Well even though the games don’t mean anything, their actions do.  The MLB announced that “several” players from both teams were fined but did not give out any names.  Rumors are that for sure both managers, Cards pitcher Chris Carpenter, and Nats pitcher Livan Hernadez were just a few of those receiving fines.
• CNBC released the best selling MLB Jerseys of 2010 yesterday.
  10. Tim Lincecum SF
  9. Alex Rodriguez NYY
  8. Dustin Pedroia BOS
  7. Josh Hamilton TEX
  6. Albert Pujols STL
  5. Cliff Lee SEA/TEX/PHIL
  4. Chase Utley PHIL
  3. Roy Halladay PHIL
  2. Joe Mauer MIN
  1 Derek Jeter NYY

• Chris Brown has “apologized” for causing a scene at the Good Morning America set the other day.  He claims that before the interview he only agreed to talk about the new album.  Chris Brown fans are calling death threats against Robyn Roberts because she asked him a question about Rhianna.  Get over here…
• The Founder of Napster – Sean Parker – may buy Warner Music Group.  That’s the record label  that Metallica is under.  HAHAHA!  What a ritard.
• A band has received money from a website and they are now called the BuyStock.Net Band.  That’s hilarious.  Are they any good?
• Jeremy Piven could be a replacement for 2 and A Half Men….don’t get excited…it’s just a rumor.
• George Lopez talked some crap on Kirstie Alley.  Hmmmm….ok? It was actually kind of funny.
• Elizabeth Taylor said that James Dean was abused by his minister.  That was her secret that she took to the grave.