FRIDAY SHOW BLOG (4/22/2011)


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DONNIE’S WEEK IN RAGE VIDEO :


IT’S FRIDAY…AND IT’S TIME TO FORGIVE….TAKE THIS GUY’S ADVICE…HE’S TELLING EVERYONE…F YOU! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqPOKbTSMpk



IT’S THAT KIND OF DAY TODAY…MAMA SAID KNOCK YOUR ASS OUT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vimZj8HW0Kg


Today’s Anthem:HOLY HENDRIX!

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Here is today’s DISCOUNT NEWS. Remember – these stories may be a few days old…but if you haven’t heard it – it’s news to you!

  • Remember the story we had about the broad who got caught masturbating in her car with a laptop playing some porn?  Well – she also had some sort of crack pipe in her purse so she was arrested and charged with that.  Well she got a mega plea deal and got off with only 10 days in jail, and a $200 fine.  So she celebrated….by stealing from a Walmart.  Idiot!
  • A dude got divorce papers from his wife…so he decided to go ahead and make the divorce official.  He went to the beauty salon she owned and burnt it to the ground.  Then he set the papers on fire.  Suck it bitch!
  • A guy was watching his girlfriends kid….when he called 911….told them he was drunk, and a felon.  It gets better…he then told them he didn’t want to or think he should watch this kid because…it wasn’t even his.  Cops came and the kid was alright..but wow..HOOSHE TASTIC!
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  • Kyle Loshe pitches a complete game shutout yesterday as the Cardinals beat the Nationals 5-0.  Albert Pujols and Matt Holliday both homered as well.  The Cards welcome in the Reds tonight…if the storms hold off – first pitch is at 7:15pm.
  • In the NHL playoffs….last night the Blackhawks avoided elimination against Vancouver and San Jose moves one game closer to Eliminating the Kings.  Boston tied up the series against Montreal with a victory in OT.  Two games tonight.  Buffalo takes on Philly and Nashville takes on the Ducks in Anaheim.  Both of those series are tied at two a piece.
  • NBA playoffs continued last night….The Bulls and the Heat both got victories to help them lead their series’ 3 games to none while Portland got their first win in the Playoffs against Dallas. Tonight Boston takes on the Knicks, The Magic are in Atlanta, and the Hornets welcome in the Lakers. 

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  • Donald Trump and Jerry Seinfeld may be fueding.  Seinfeld backed out of a charity event the Donalds song was holding.  Jerry said it was because he doesn’t agree with Donald’s “birther” theories against Obama….Well The Donald went off on Seinfeld saying that he totally regrets doing Seinfeld’s terrible show The Marriage Ref.  Donald for Prez?  Fashow!
  • White People are pissed.  They say a black guy can’t play the role in Thor played by a white dude.  They seriously need to get a life…check out the boycott Facebook page HERE.
  • Want the list to the 8 sexiest women on TV that are on cooking shows?  Check it out by clicking HERE.

LATE NIGHT TV:
David Letterman: Jack Hanna, Danny McBride (R 3/28/11)
Jay Leno: Kourtney & Kim Kardashian, Fareed Zakaria, Mary Mary (R 3/31/11)
Jimmy Kimmel: Vin Diesel, Neve Campbell, Ellie Goulding (R 4/7/11)
Craig Ferguson: Diane Lane, Karen Gillan
Jimmy Fallon: Magic Johnson, the Lonely Island, Joey Kola, Stephen Colbert (R 4/1/11)
Carson Daly: Josh Radnor, Brothers Strause, Cee-Lo Green (R 3/4/11)

CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS:
Dev Patel is 21
Daniel Johns is 32
Kal Penn is 34
John Cena is 34
Shavo is 37
Sherri Shepherd is 44
George Lopez is 50
Valerie Bertinelli is 51
Ryan Stiles is 52
Terry Francona is 52
Michael Moore is 57
Peter Frampton is 61
Joyce DeWitt is 62
Lee Majors is 72
Jack Nicholson is 74
Shirley Temple Black is 83
Charlotte Rae is 85

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Patty Petite – 50 – today’s birthday hooker has been stuffed more than a child’s Easter basket in 122 fine films including:
- Behind the Back Door
- Boobs, Butts, and Bloopers
- Debbie Does The Devil In Dallas
- Ubangis on Uranus
- Where The Sun Never Shines
- Science Friction
- Rambone The Destroyer

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23 year old Chuck R. Daniels was arrested and charged with urinating in public after he decided to relieve himself on a the car…of a state trooper.  Now – Chuck was arrested earlier in the day and when he was released…he found the cop car…and decided it would be sweet pee revenge.  Peeing on a cop car as retaliation?  That’s 100% HOOSHE!

FRIDAY FAIL STORIES

-A dude in England won the lottery 2 years ago.  He won $6 million bucks.  and was set.  Well – that was until he blew all his money, got divorced, and drank himself to death.

-A burglar tried to creep into a window that was only 12 inches by 8 inches….shockingly…the dude got stuck…FAIL.

-A dude in New York decided he wanted to pretend to be a cop and pull people over….well – you know where this is going – he failed when he pulled over a detective who was on his way home from work.  FAIL

- A couple of a-holes went to steal a chopper.  Well two of them got arrested…the third one got a reservation in the morgue.  Idiots.  It said high voltage right on the box…but nope…they tried to unplug it and SEE YA! 

- A worker was installing a fire door at a pizza joint in New York and started a three alarm fire that ripped through 5 surrounding buildings! It took almost 140 firefighters to put out the blaze.  Fire safety fail!


GOTTA LOVE THE FRIDAY SONG!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0


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