THURSDAY SHOW BLOG (5/26/2011)

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Mother Nature is being a real “C” lately.  ANOTHER terrible storm ripped through the area last night.  ARE WE DONE?!  PLEASE!!!! God damn…It’s getting ridiculous.

FIRST PERSON VIEW OF JOPLIN TORNADO:

AFTERMATH OF THE FIRST PERSON TORNADO:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-P4P68YyNM

TRUCK GETS EFFED UP BY TORNADO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlzdKwTNIw4

ROTATION CLOUD IN OAKVILLE:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zROqVdoqBmE

Today’s Anthem: Christina Gaguleria.

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Here is today’s DISCOUNT NEWS. Remember – these stories may be a few days old…but if you haven’t heard it – it’s news to you!

  • WHO FRIGGIN CARES: Scotty McCreary won American Idol last night.  122 million votes were cast and that set a Guinness World Record!
  • A judge had ruled that the guy from the Arizona shootings that injured Gabriel Giffords is “mentally unfit for trial.”  They will send him to try and be rehibilitated and if he is unable to….charges could be dismissed.
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  • The Cards lost to San Diego last night 3-1.  The team is off tonight but will head to Colorado tomorrow for a weekend series against the Rockies.
  • As much of a boner/cheater/ahole that Barry Bonds is…he’s actually showing he’s a decent dude.  Bonds said yesterday that the kids of the Giants fan that was beat into a coma on Opening Day in L.A, will have no problem affording college when the time comes – because Bonds will be paying for their entire college education.
  • Last night – the Dallas Mavericks became the first team to head to the NBA Finals.  They beat the Thunder in game 5 in the Western Conference Finals.  Tonight – the Heat will try and do the same as they look to eliminate the Bulls in Chicago….In other NBA news: The Lakers have hired former Cavs coach Mike Brown to take over for Phil Jackson.
  • In the NHL – Tampa Bay forced a game 7 with their 5-4 win over the Bruins last night.  Game seven will be played on Friday.  The winner will take on the Vancouver Canucks in the Stanley Cup finals.

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  • Even though Courtney Love has all Kurt Cobain/Nirvana money…she is looking for a sugar daddy.  She claims she isn’t on drugs anymore…but she wants to drink tea that make her hallucinate.  And she claims she is tired of being labeled as a drug freak.
  • Kim Kardashian is engaged to her boyfriend.  The ring that he got her?  A $2 million dollars ring.  It’s massive!  UNREAL!  It’s 20.5 karats!
  • MOST WATCHED TV SHOWS OF THE YEAR : American Idol Wed, American Idol Thursdays , Sunday Night Football, DWTS Monday, DWTS Tuesday, And a bunch of Microscope Shows….60 Minutes….2 And A Half Men, Big Bang Theory. 
  • Johnathan Lipnicky (kid from Jerry McGuire) is 20 and fearing for his life.  He claims his ex girlfriend is trying to kill him. 
  • VH1 is bringing back Pop Up Videothey are going to introduce Hip-Hop videos as well. 

LATE NIGHT TV:
David Letterman: Ray Romano, Reese Waters, Arctic Monkeys
Jay Leno: Piers Morgan, Scott Weiland
Jimmy Kimmel: Christina Aguilera, Mike Tyson, Big Sean
Craig Ferguson: Seth Green, Lance Burton
Jimmy Fallon: James McAvoy, Gilbert Gottfried, Amos Lee
Carson Daly: Zack Snyder, Nick Frost & Simon Pegg, Ra Ra Riot (R 3/24/11)
Conan O’Brien: Dana Carvey, Mike Zohn & Evan Michelson, Tinie Tempah
Lopez Tonight: Randy Jackson, Anna Kournikova, Russell Peters

CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS:
Matt Stone is 40
Bobcat Goldthwait is 49
Helena Bonham Carter is 45
Lenny Kravitz is 47
Hank Williams Jr is 62
Sally Ride is 60
Brent Musburger is 72
Stevie Nicks is 63
Phillip Michael Thomas is 62
Pam Grier is 62

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Kylie Ireland – 41 – Today’s b-day bitch has laid more people than a Hawaiian welcoming committee in 369 fine films including:
- Hung Wankenstien
- Saturday Night Beaver
- Missionary Impossible
- Defiled In Style
- Bend Over And Say Ahh Vol 3
- Face Jam
- Munch
- On Your Knees Bitch
- Clam Smackers
- Dude, I Banged Your Mother!

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A man called the cops after someone kicked down his door and robbed his house of his TV, cash, and a laptop.  So when the cops came out they did some looking around and they found something very interesting.  A complete meth lab inside of his backyard shed.   HOOSHE NOTE: Make sure you clean out the meth lab before you invite the cops into your home!  

Check out the 8AM podcast for our SEXY TIME FUN FACTS -ITS THE SEXY TIME CONFESSIONAL!

HOW MANY HAIRY MARY’S ARE YOU GOING TO RECEIVE?!

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CONTESTANT #1 - Scott

CATEGORY: Woody and Rizz Show Trivia

QUESTION: Rizz has 2 personal policies…name 1 of them…

ANSWER:  Never trust a man in a bow-tie and never pay for sex.

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One thought on “THURSDAY SHOW BLOG (5/26/2011)

  1. I was listening to the confessional by the girl from a small town, went to mater dei, kid in private school, lesbian experience and all that. Well we have graduation today for the little kids in about an hour so now I’ll be wondering! However my confessional story is just as taboo. I’m married to an amazing man, the father of my child and we have one on the way. A few months back he was out and met a girl that he decided to hang out with pretty much every weekend. Well he was honest and said he was interested in her being more than a friend. Well after LOTS of talking some tears some yelling and alot of really great sex, I agreed to an open relationship for him. So I met his girlfriend last week and she seems pretty nice. Wierd that this seems to be working to better our relationship; one we’ve been in for over a decade starting in high school. He is committed to our family and me and loves me even more for being openminded and accepting of his girlfriend. We are working on things so that if they go out in public people aren’t constantly trying to start stuff by asking me why he’s out with some girl w/o me and if I know about it. It would be too taboo to come out completely and be honest about me being okay with him sleeping w/someone else and having a relationship. Its a little more complicated than a “hall pass” but I love him and he love me. The little towns have all the juicy stuff going on. Have a great day!

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