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We talked about this earlier this week..Doug Hutchinson (who is 51) just married this dumb 16 year old broad named Courtney Stodden (check out her picture!). People are asking if …
A) Is this wedding foreal? – It could be a publicity stunt because she is a talented “singer.” She’s also signed to Doug Hutchinson’s Production company.
B) Is this bitch REALLY 16? – She’s all over the internet dressed like a whore.
C) Is her mother for real? – Her mom is a little too forward about her daughter’s personal life. She says she is a beautiful girl with real breasts, real lips, and she’s not plastic.
CHECK OUT THIS NUTTY BITCH:
- A 29 year old woman from California claimed her 6 week old daughter died at home from a massive seizure. But things didn’t check out. The baby was burned from head to toe. After a three month investigation – folks concluded the baby died as a result of being burnt to death in the MICROWAVE! The woman was arrested and charged with murder.
- This was all over the news last week. There was a football player from the University of New Mexico on a plane in San Francisco. His pants were sagging and he was taken off the flight and cops got involved and arrested him for trespassing. He claims he wasn’t doing anything but still got arrested. U.S Air was being applauded…but…six days before…U.S. Air let a DRAG QUEEN fly on the plane. Check out this douchers picture. Now the airline says the football player was kicked off the plane because he wouldn’t comply with the employees who requested to pull up his pants.
- The Cardinals have now lost their second straight game without Albert Pujols in the lineup as the Phillies beat the Cards last night 4-0. The two teams play the final game in their series tonight with first pitch scheduled for 7:15pm.
- The NHL Awards were handed out last night in Las Vegas: Anaheim Ducks forward and leading goal scorer this year Corey Perry was awarded the league MVP award yesterday. Stanley Cup MVP Tim Thomas was awarded the best goalie in the league during the regular season. Rookie of the year went to Jeff Skinner of the Carolina Hurricanes.
- Wimbledon officials wants the female players to chill with the annoying noises on the tennis court, saying that the loud grunting that more and more players have been doing is annoying to both fans and opponents. They’re not saying NO noise, just LESS of it. One of the worst offenders is this chick named Victoria Azarenka, who not only grunts when she makes shots, she also makes it last for a long time. But she says (quote), “I can’t change it, that’s what helps me to play.”
- And finally the NBA Draft is tonight. Duke guard Kyrie Irving is expected to go first overall as the Cleveland Cavaliers are projected to grab him as the top pick.
- Are you ready to be shocked? Ryan Dunn from Jackass who died in a car accident…was CRAZY DRUNK. His blood alcohol content was two and a half times the legal limit. He may also have been going as fast as 140mph. Anyone else surprised?
- There was some big names competing in the whole “underground poker ring” a few years back. Toby Maguire, Rick Solomon, Leo DiCaprio all participated. Apparently – Toby and Rick are getting sued for their winnings. The dude running the whole thing was a ponzy scheme dude and now the INVESTORS are suing the guys that won the money.
- Lindsay Lohan tested positive for alcohol and will be back in court for probation violations. According to first reports…the DA is looking for jail time for Lindsay.
- George Clooney’s gal was talking about how she wanted to get married soon….and it’s now official….they broke up.
- In September it’ll be the 20 year anniversary of Nirvana’s “Nevermind.” There is going to be some special edition CD released.
- Chris Brown is now being called a homophobe….some paparazi caught him getting a parking ticket. He claims he was set up and gave them some great material. He said, “Y’All Niggas Is Weak. Did you call them and tell them to film me? Y’all Niggas are GAY!” Gay rights jumped on him immediately. He then issued a non-apology. “I have total respect for the gay community…I had no intention of trying to insult them.”
- Check out this new Limp Bizkit video:
–“Letterman” – Jason Segel (“Bad Teacher”). Music Guest: Noah and the Whale.
–“Craig Ferguson”- Julie Andrews (promoting her children’s book “The Very Fairy Princess Takes the Stage”). Music Guest: Little Big Town. (REPEAT)
–“Jimmy Fallon” – Selena Gomez (“Monte Carlo”) and Jon Benjamin (“Jon Benjamin Has a Van”). Music Guest: Selena Gomez.
–“Carson Daly” – Soul singer Charles Bradley and “Hesher” director Spencer Susser. Music Guest: Grouplove. (REPEAT)
–“Lopez Tonight” – Zachary Levi (“Chuck”) and former New York Yankees first baseman Don Mattingly. Music Guests: Pitbull with Ne-Yo.
– Duffy – 27
– LaDainian Tomlinson – 32
– Jason Mraz – 34
– K.T. Tunstall – 36
– Selma Blair – 39
– Frances McDormand – 54
– Randy Jackson – 55
– Glenn Danzig – 56
– Clarence Thomas – 63
Monica Sweetheart -30 – today’s birthday bitch has handled more bones than a paleontologist in 379 fine films including:
- Anal Hazard Volume 2
- Rectal Rooter
- Filthy Little Whores
- Analicious Adventure
- Rear Ended
- University of Advance Anal Studies
- All At Once
- Destination Dirtpipe
- Fire in the Whole
- Two In the Seat
- Bombones banados de leche 2 (Bathed In Milk Chocolate)
Check out the 8AM podcast for our SEXY TIME FUN FACTS -
Bristol Palin has a book coming out where she discusses losing her virginity on a camping trip drunk on wine coolers. This gave us an idea…we’re talking First times!
- What is the average age of losing their virginity was 17.5%
- 57% of people say they have no regrets
- 61% said losing their virginity was unplanned
- Most common places? the guys room, a hotel, a car, her room, the floor, a couch, or WORK! Honorable mentions for: church, hospital, grandparent’s bed.
- 20% of the women surveyed said that they had an orgasm their first time
- Over 50% have been the one to TAKE someone’s virginity.
HERE ARE SOME CALLS AND TEXTS OF PEOPLE LOSING THEIR VIRGINITY!
CONTESTANT #1 – Matt
CATEGORY: Movie trivia
QUESTION: Name 3 of the 4 Indiana Jones Movies
ANSWER: Crystal Skull, Raiders of The Lost Ark, Temple of Doom, and Last Crusade
HERE’S THE PHONE NUMBER: HE GOT IT RIGHT!
CONTESTANT #2 – Jerry
CATEGORY: TV Trivia
QUESTION:What is the name of the Simpson’s dog?
ANSWER: Santa’s Little Helper
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