NINJA STICKER C/O WOODY AND RIZZUTO
401 S. 18th St
St. Louis, MO 63103
DONNIE’S WEEK IN RAGE VIDEO :
NAKED AND BIKING?! AWESOME! Check this a-hole that was driving on the highway in St. Peters yesterday. What a complete tool. However – I guess this dude felt pretty damn free though. Rizz asked: “Where are your chaps?!”
IS SHE RACIST?! YOU MAKE THE CALL….
((BEWARE: THIS CLIP CONTAINS LANGUAGE NOT SUITABLE FOR ALL AGES. THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK LANGUAGE AND IT INCLUDES RACIALLY SENSITIVE MATERIAL. WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK))
79% of people say that she IS racist…wow….What are the other 21% THINKING?!
Today’s Anthem: Christina GAG-uliera.
Here is today’s DISCOUNT NEWS. Remember – these stories may be a few days old…but if you haven’t heard it – it’s news to you!
- How ridiculous is this? Cops in Philadelphia will be issuing warnings…to people who are texting….WHILE WALKING! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Listen – texting while driving is one thing…but texting while walking?! Repeat offenders could see fines!
- There is a new “English” version of the bible. Woody hit it on the head. It’s so dumbed down so people (hoosiers) can follow it better. Also – the “Son Of Man,” is no longer good….Jesus is called “The Human One.” What a joke. They also replaced the word defiled with words like, “insulted.” Adam..not the first man anymore…he is considered “The first human.”
- A group of vegetarian Hindus are suing a restaurant that accidentally served them some meat the other day. Well – they claim that eating the meat clouded the purity of their soul. They are asking for cash…SERIOUSLY?!
- Kim Kardashian is suing Old Navy because they are using a model that LOOKS like her. They are also using her Twitter handle to promote this. What is she looking for? $15 – $20 million dollars!
- CHECK OUT THIS DUDES EFF YOU MONEY! He’s so loaded…he had a private island turned into a personal name tag….that you can see from mother effin space! Click Picture to zoom in!
PATRICO’S SPORTS THEME:
6AM SPORTS: Old Timey Slave (But it came out as Bobby Boucher)
9AM Sports: A MONSTER TRUCK ANNOUNCER
- Albert Pujols hit his 21st home run of the year as the Cards beat the Mets yesterday 6-2 in New York. The team is in Pittsburgh tonight to take on the red hot Pirates. First pitch is scheduled for 6PM.
- The NFL Owners voted yesterday to approve the possible 10 year deal that could end the lockout. Now – all we are waiting for is approval from the players. The vote was 31-0 in favor of the agreement and the Raiders chose not to vote. If the players agree to the deal, teams could open their facilities as early as tomorrow. Also – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announced yesterday – the Rams/Bears Hall Of Fame Preseason game has been canceled.
- Two new suspects were arrested Wednesday night in the beating of the San Francisco Giants fan outside of the Dodgers Stadium on opening day. No word yet on if the first guy that was arrested will be exonerated…but according to one of his attorneys..they suggested that the defense team unearthed some important new evidence. The name of the two suspects have not been released.
FIRST OF ALL CLIP?
- NEW BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD!
- NBC was producing the Wonder Woman show…and then they pulled it…and apparently…it’s because…IT BLEW! Check out this footage. CLICK HERE!
- A judge was pissed at Lindsay Lohan yesterday…why? A. She hasn’t started her mandatory psych evaluation because she’s “broke.” B. She hasn’t taken her shoplifting awareness course. C. Finally – she hasn’t done a whole lot of her community service.
- Kim Kardashian…..has psoriasis. Oh my…such sad sad news.
- According to Hulk Hogan…Andre The Giant used to “check the oil” of other wrestlers. What is “checking the oil?” CLICK HERE to find out.
- Check out these nightmares. Its the 51 year old dude who married a 16 year old. Here is another interview…what a joke! Click HERE to check out this video…this bitch seems so god damn fake!
Daniel Radcliffe is 22
Anna Paquin is 29
Albert Brooks is 64
Selena Gomez is 19
Woody Harrelson is 50
Jennifer Lopez is 42
Barry Bonds is 47
Chris Sarandon is 69
Michael Richards is 62
Danny Glover is 65
Shawn Michaels is 46
Stephanie Seymour is 43
David Spade is 47
John Leguizamo is 47
Willem Dafoe is 56
Don Henley is 64
George Clinton is 70
Alex Trebek is 71
Bob Dole is 88
Monica Lewinsky is 38
Marlon Wayans is 39
Phillip Seymour Hoffman is 44
Eriq La Salle is 49
Mara Wilson is 24
Torrie Wilson is 36
Gallagher is 65
Terrence Stamp is 73
Diana Doll – 35 – Today’s birthday girl has had her tubes filled more than Hurricane Harbor during a heat wave in 234 fine films:
- Need For Seed Vol 4
- Desperate Housewhores
- Bathroom Ballers
- Innocent Until Proven Filthy Vol 3
- Finger Lookin Good
- Broke Down Bitches Vol 5
- Glazing The Baby Dolls
- Tiger’s Got Wood
- Cheeks and Thong’s Up In Stroke
- Down Your Throat Vol 6
- Whitezilla is a Mother Effer
- Yummy In My Tummy Vol 2
In Arizona, a 42 year old got sentenced to prison after he caused a police standoff after he shot up his Camaro after it wouldn’t start. Cops showed up – and couldn’t find the dude…why? Because he was sleeping! He was taking a nap! Are you effin’ kidding me?! Oh – by the way…this was the second time this dude got arrested for shooting his car! HOOSHE-TASTIC!
CONTESTANT #1 – Gary
CATEGORY: WILD CARD
QUESTION: What state has the biggest land area?
HERE’S THE PHONE NUMBER: He got it RIGHT!
CONTESTANT #2 – Rob
CATEGORY: MOVIE TRIVIA
QUESTION: In the movie ET, what does Elliot use to get ET out of the closet?
ANSWER: Reese Pieces
HERE’S THE PHONE NUMBER:He’s Right!
HERE IS THE PRESS YOUR LUCK FACEBOOK PAGE….CLICK HERE.
FRIDAY FAIL STORIES
- Check out this A-hole from the BBC…a LOOOOOOONG ass intro for the wrong dude.
- Two men in Maryland tried to carjack a guy who was driving an ’05 Volkswagen while he was sitting at a red light. But little did they know that they stole a car with a manual transmission….and ain’t this a bitch…neither one of these a-holes knew how to drive a stick….They bailed out and ran away. FAIL!
- Two dudes…with hoods on…one armed with a rifle, ran into a smoke shop in LA, threw a backpack to the owner, and demanded he fill it with cash. As the bag was being loaded up…a chihuahua comes running at the crooks. They split. IDIOTS! Check it.
- Last weekend, for some reason, a man in Miami pulled out a 10 inch saw from his work truck and tried to cut the cast off of his 15 year old son’s arm. He succeeded…and cut off his thumb. FAIL!
- Parkour – or free running is huge lately. These idiots jump over walls, scale walls, roll, swing…all kinds of crap. Some dude in Arizona was practicing this….fell 30 feet on his head….and is in critical condition! IDIOT!
- A dude got arrested after he let his 11 year old daughter drive his SUV. There was also his 7 year old daughter in the car. He was drunk…but guess what…she CRASHED! 11 year old designated driver fail!
- A dude that was suspected to have child porn was at the midnight screening of Harry Potter….they rolled up to get this guy…he looked to be grabbing his waistband….so they open fired….and they accidentally hit each other! IDIOTS!
- A pregnant chick is on a train…the train stops…a dude gets on, punches the woman in the face and steals her purse….she takes off after him. She catches up to him and he grabs her and twists her arm and breaks her wrist. She follows that up with a kick to the leg that breaks his leg in two places. He limps away. Cops catch him and dude has to have surgery to repair his leg…ROBBING A PREGNANT CHICK FAIL!