TUESDAY SHOW BLOG (8/2/11)

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Today’s Anthem: HENDRIX!

WE TALKED ABOUT JACKED UP STONE TODAY ON THE SHOW…DO YOU REMEMBER HIM? WE SURE AS HELL DO…

WHAT MADE RIZ LAUGH TODAY?!  Check the 9AM PODCAST….((I HAVE A ROBOT VAGINA…))

THIS ALLLLLWAYS GETS RIZZ TO LAUGH:


WE ALL THOUGHT THAT OSAMA BIN LADEN’S CODE NAME WAS “GERONIMO”…BUT THAT WAS JUST THE CODE FOR HIM BEING FOUND.  HIS ACTUAL SEAL CODE NAME?  CRANK SHAFT!  THAT’S AWESOME!

WHOOPS! A CONGRESSMAN WAS DOING AN INTERVIEW ABOUT THE DEBT CEILING LAST WEEK AND NOW SOME PEOPLE ARE CALLING HIM A RACIST.  SEE IF YOU CAN FIND THE COMMENT IN QUESTION:


MAYOR FRED AND THE CRAIGSLIST FREAK OF THE WEEK!

1.  The Pig Farmer

2.  Artificial Hip-sters

3.  Bottom Bitch (The Mayor endorses)

4. Count Ragula (The Alderman, Patrico, Rizz, and Woody all endorse)


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Here is today’s DISCOUNT NEWS. Remember – these stories may be a few days old…but if you haven’t heard it – it’s news to you!

  • Back on June 9th – a dude in New York was eating a piece of left over pizza….and he tasted something that wasn’t pizza.  It was a BRIGHT BLUE BANDAGE WITH DRIED BLOOD ON THE GAUZE PART! GOO!  This dude tried to keep things private – but they stopped returning his calls and his emails…so he went to the media.  A pizza Hut company spokesman said they are looking into the incident.
  • In crime news, two tractor trailer trucks filled with $150,000 worth of nacho cheese and frozen turkey were stolen at a gas station in Florida.  Police eventually tracked them down to a travel plaza in Texas where they were found stripped of all their electronics…HOWEVER – all the turkey and nacho cheese were left in tact. 
  • Last weekend in Texas a woman was found murdered and dismembered.  She had two sons she was raising alone and they are DEF not going back to their dad.  This dude basically rapped and recorded a confession to the murdering of this women.  It’s really really really bad!  Wow…like terrible.
  • A 20 year old dude in England was a hardcore gamer…he loved Halo.  His folks said he would stand in front of the TV for like 12 hours at a time.  And during one of these sessions…he complained he didn’t feel good…stood up…passed out…and died.

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  • The Cardinals lost to the Brewers in Milwaukee last night 6-2.  The two teams play again tonight – first pitch is scheduled for 7:10pm.  Yesterday – here in STL, a 100 pound 2 foot by 4 foot piece of metal fell off of Busch Stadium.  No one has said how it happened; just that it was a decorative piece that was on the outside of the stadium.  Building officials are looking into the damage and testing the structures.
  • Yesterday – Randy Moss announced his retirement.  His agent said that he had received some offers from NFL teams but in the end decided to retire.  A couple NFL analysts are saying that we could see a team pick him up later in the season, but as of now – Moss retires tied for second on the all time touchdown list.
  • Another blow in the case of the San Francisco Giants fan who was beaten into a coma on Opening Day.  A key witness who was scheduled to testify…died over the weekend after he had an allergic reaction after eating a salad that had nuts in it.  However – another witness has said that the two men who jumped the fan – repeatedly hit him even though he was knocked out cold.
  • And finally – Chris Chelios, Keith Tkachuk, and Gary Suter were all selected for this years U.S Hockey Hall of Fame. 

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  • The Kings of Leon have canceled the rest of their U.S Tour because of the lead singers “exhaustion, fatigue, and voice problems.”
  • Remember the oak tree and the end of The Shawshank Redemption?  Well – a wind storm has severely damaged the tree and the owners don’t know if they are going to save it or cut it down.
  • You gotta check out this article about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.  It’s so funny.  It pretty much rips them apart.  Check out the full article clicking HERE.
  • Check out the top 10 paid actors of 2011….CLICK HERE.

TV Schedule:

“Letterman”Ricky Gervais (“Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D”) and “So You Think You Can Dance” host Cat Deeley.  Music Guest:  Explosions in the Sky.

“Conan”Olivia Wilde (“Cowboys & Aliens” and “The Change-Up”) and Shaquille O’Neal (“Inside the NBA”).  Music Guest:  Seether.

“The Tonight Show”Katie Holmes and your 2011 Wimbledon Champion Novak Djokovic.  Music Guest:  Mat Kearney.

“Jimmy Kimmel”Hank Azaria (“The Smurfs”) and Jim Sturgess (“One Day”).  Music Guest:  Gavin DeGraw.

“Craig Ferguson”Kristen Bell (“Gossip Girl”), Eddie Izzard (“United States of Tara”) and Jean Reno.

“Jimmy Fallon”Dianna Agron (“Glee: The 3D Concert Movie”) and Danny McBride (“30 Minutes or Less”).  Music Guest:  Sergio Mendes.

“Carson Daly”Dave Zirin (author of “Bad Sports”), and writer Dan Harmon (“Community”).  Music Guest:  Mini Mansions.  (REPEAT)

“Lopez Tonight”Tom Felton (“Rise of the Planet of the Apes”), plus comedians Kathy Griffin and Lavell Crawford.  Music Guest:  2Cellos.


CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS:
–Sam Worthington – 35
–Hallie Eisenberg – 19
–Edward Furlong – 34
–Jacinda Barrett – 39
–Kevin Smith – 41

–Mary-Louise Parker – 47
–Butch Patrick – 58

–Max Wright – 68
Wes Craven – 72
–Peter O’Toole – 79 

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Gen Padova – 30 – today’s birthday girl has looser slots than the Casino Queen in 199 fine films including:

- Swallow The Leader
- Honey We Blew Up Your Vagina
- Bathroom Bitches
- Toss My Salad Vol 1-7
- American Gunk
- I Was Tight Yesterday Vol 3
- Face Sprayers Vol 2
- Donkey Punch
- Mouth Meat 2
- Inseminated By 2 Black Men

THAT SUCKS!

+ There was an episode of Mythbusters that proved you couldn’t explode a porta-potty from lighting a cigarette….wells it actually happened to a dude in Australia.  Seriously.  Check out the Mythbusters video by clicking HERE.

+  This dude got his house broken into and the robber smeared peanut butter and jelly all over the place.  On the floors, the furniture AND EVEN THE DUDE’S DOG!

+ A dude tripped over his cat and stabbed himself in the chest.  SUCKS!

+ A woman was drunk at home…made her come outside…and then arrested her for public intoxication.  Well – after they shoved her in the drunk tank…they found out she was a STROKE VICTIM!

+ THIS IS AWESOME!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaOlBs_jVUQ

+ A dude was working at Ground Zero and ended up with cancer for toxic debris and got a $10,000 reward.  But after legal expenses and liens…he received a check…for $0.

+ A man in Arizona was jogging with his friend and a truck came hauling ass down the street and the passenger threw something out the window and hit him right in the nuts….what did they throw?  A PADLOCK! OOFAH!

+ A dude tried to donate blood and plasma but was turned away because he “seemed like he was gay.”  One problem: the dude wasn’t gay….THAT SUCKS!

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Police responding to a report of a naked man outdoors in South Philadelphia made a gruesome discovery – a house full of dozens of hoarded animals from an alligator to a tarantula, some alive but most dead. Authorities who entered the “filthy, horrible” row house found 25 animals including an iguana, chickens, domesticated rats, turtles, dogs and a cat, a spokeswoman for the Pennsylvania SPCA said on Wednesday.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcwLJTdGfyw


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