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- Patrico opens up with his true feelings about Tool.
- On the Morning Meltdown we find out what type of family members people hate.
- An interesting commercial from “Divine Rags”
- A dude in Chicago killed his dad with a weed whacker. IN THE FACE!
- A man in Texas breaks into a woman’s apartment, bites her, and tries to drag her out of the apartment. Only in his boxer. When the police arrest him, he claims he is a vampire.
- The worlds largest stove burns to the ground.
- A Louisiana man decapitates and dismembered his seven year old handicap child because he was tired of taking care of him.
- The Cardinals lost to the Pirates last night. now the Cards are now 7 games behind the Brewers in the NL central.
- Ex Cardinal Jason Isringhausen and the New York Mets.
- A felon in jail claim to have hooked tons of ex Miami football players with money, cars, and hookers.
- All read to you like a goodnight story.
- A great moment in sports history read by mono Tim.
Celebrity’s who have nicknamed their shlong’s.
Late Night TV:
Conan has Paul Rudd
Kimmel has Joel McHale (from the soup)
Letterman. Leno, Craig Feruson, Jimmy Falon, and Carson Daily are all repeats.
Robert De Niro – 68
Montana Fishburne- 20 (Daughter of Laurence Fishburne, and porno star)
Bryton McClure- 25 (Riche on “family matters”)
-The top ten best food combination’s.
10. eggs and bacon
9. butter and popcorn
8. pizza and beer
7. salt and pepper
6. burger and fries
5. Spaghetti and meatballs
4. cheese and crackers
3. Tortilla chips and salsa
2. Mashed potoes and gravey
1. Oreos and milk
- For listeners texting in their favorite weird food combination’s, hit up the 8am podcast.
Top 10 reasons why Patrico hates hipsters
1. Kings of Leon, radiohead, vampire weekend, and Arcade Fire.
2. The corporations you support are just as bad as the ones you hate.
3. Life’s tough. Get a helmet.
4. Hypocritical much?
5. Sports are not the anti-Christ
6. People eat animals. they taste real good.
7. It’s OK to like things without being ironic.
8. Starbucks is tasty. Organic coffee tastes funky.
9. STAG is gross.