WEDNESDAY’S DISCOUNT NEWS

Today’s Discount News included a man who was caught stealing with something up his butthole, a robber….gets robbed, Hostess is in trouble, The King Of Beers is dethroned, and St. Louis makes another list that you can truly be proud of..
A man in Czechoslovakia was caught by store security after setting off the exit alarms.  Security was able to make the guy produce a stolen pair of headphones from his underwear – but one of the security devices was missing.  When cops showed up – they found an open tube of lube and what the device attached to the headphones.  Finally – the man admitted to shoving an MP3 player up his no go hole. After about 15 minutes of fishing - including using SCISSORS – they finally got it out.  Was it an Ipoo? ((GETTING IT!))
We love Karma.  A couple in Salt Lake City was busted at a grocery store trying to steal some small stuff like makeup and energy bars.  Cops came, they were cited for shoplifting and let go.  But as cops were pulling away – the couple who was just busted for shoplifting – and found their car had been broken into!  SUCKS FOR YOU DOUCHERS!
Some depressing news – Hostess…who also makes Wonderbread – is on the verge of filing for bankruptcy!  NOOOOOOOOOO!
America is supposed to be Budweiser country – but not anymore.  According to sales data – Bud has dropped to number 3 in the rankings.  Bud Light is still #1 and COORS LIGHT is the second most popular beer.  Miller Lite is 4th and Natty, yes Natty, is 5th.
ST LOUIS REJOICE!  We’ve made another list.  This time we made the TOP 10 in the list of Drunkest Cities in America! THe list is based on the average drinks per person per month, and the rate of heavy and binge drinkers.  Check out the TOP 10 Below:
1. Boston, MA (15.5 Drinks Per Month & 1 out of 5 people are binge drinkers)
2. Springfield, MA
3. Milwaukee, WI
4. Reno, NV
5. San Antonio, TX
6. Chicago, IL
7. Austin, TX
8. ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI  (14.4 drinks per month and 18% of people are binge drinkers)
9. San Diego, CA
10. Tucson, AZ

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