Ladies – we love you…but sometimes…BITCHES BE TRIPPIN’! Today we chat about a mother who faked her daughter’s death for a trip, a woman legally changed her name to something ridiculous, a lady punched a WalMart greeter in the face, someone ruined a $30 million dollar painting, a ghost is groping an old lady, and you gotta see the chick who is selling her stinky farts.
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The mother who was working as a parent coordinator at a high school in NY forged a death certificate for her daughter so she could take a one week vacation to Costa Rica. An investigator said that the woman had two of her daughters call the school, separately, to say their sister had a fatal heart attack, and that the family would be traveling to the funeral. She then forged the certificate to meet the requirements for bereavement days. Officials knew something was up when they saw it…it had different fonts and wasn’t even aligned properly. Investigators also found plane tickets bought three weeks prior to the trip. She was fired and plead guilty to forgery. BBT!
A woman in Chicago recently had her name LEGALLY changed to Mrs. Kanye West. She also has his name tattooed on her arm, and on her ass. BBT!
A woman in New York spent her Christmas in jail….why? Because she didn’t like the fact that the 70 year old Walmart greeter asked to see her receipt as she was leaving the store…so she PUNCHED THE OLD MAN IN THE FACE. The old man suffered fractures to the left side of her face. The woman has been charged with two counts of second-degree assault. BBT!
A woman in Utah farted in a glass jar and put it up for sale on eBay. No joke. She farted in front of her brother and he said that it was so bad you should “sell that ish.” So she took it literally and now has it up there. UPDATE: Apparently the eBAY people have taken down the link but I found a website that has a picture of the posting. CLICK HERE TO CHECK IT OUT.
A woman in Denver was with some friends at a Museum looking at some art…when she came across a 9 1/2 foot tall, 13 foot wide abstract oil painting. That’s when the trouble started. For some reason – she leaned against with her pants down and slid down to the floor! Apparently the painting is worth about $30 million dollars. Well – believe it or not the woman was rubbing her ass on the painting and decided to go pee pee. What a joke. She caused about $10,000 worth of damage….was she drunk?! YOU BET! BBT!
A prison psychologist in Cali scraped her knuckles with sandpaper, split her lip with a pin, wet her pants, and had her friend punch her in the face…all to fake a rape to convince her hubby that it’s time to move to a SAFE NEIGHBORHOOD! BITCH BE MEGA TRIPPIN!
A 73 year old UK grandmother says that for about the past month a ghost has been in her home and groping her at night. She told reporters that it feels like an ocotopus. A newspaper in her town has offered to pay for ghost-hunters to help rid her home of the handsy ghost.
19 thoughts on “BITCHES BE TRIPPIN’!”
I’m about to serve this couple and start off with taking their drink orders. The guy orders a pepsi then i proceed to take the woman’s order. With a straight face ask me “DO YOU HAVE WATER?” I take a second then respond “I’M SORRY, WE’RE ALL OUT.” Then she orders an iced tea!. BITCHES BE TRIPPEN!!!!
my friend is being sued for back rent, but the chick that’s suing him isn’t even the owner of the house or on the lease herself! so she has no right to attempt to claim rent! AND the room that was rented isn’t even legally counted as a room! too small and no window!! BITCH BE TRIPPIN!!!
My girlfriend and I had just finished eating diner and we were cleaning off the table. I turneto see her put a empty salad dressing bottle in the frig. I said with a smile on my face “Did you seriously just put a empty salad dressing bottle in the frig?” She said ” I don’t think so.” I pulled it out and said “You didn’t notice how light it was?” I KID YOU NOT, she said this in reply ” WELL IT SAID LIGHT ON IT.”
Bitch Be Tripping . St.Peters,MO
hey jeremy from the 618.i got a story for you guys.its messed up.me and my girlfriend have been together for 9 months, i drop her off to go to work a week ago and was suppose to pick her up.called her to find out when then she ignores my phone calls.then blocks me on facebook and gets married behind my back.then expects to move in to the same house with me and my friends.BITCH BE TRIPPIN!
ok…just a quick email. I am a 46 year old grandmother. We just moved to St. Louis from West Palm Beach FLA. While I was driving and trying to find out all the radio stations and program them into my car I came across 105.7. I almost had to pull over on the highway while listening for the first time to BITCHES BE TRIPPIN’! I was crying laughing !!!! Of course I have to call my kids and husband and repeat some of the stories. I absolutely love this radio station. You have a new raving Fan.
I was stuck on a 12 hour layover in washington Dulles with my on again off again girl friend. She goes to buy a magazine and while she’s gone this hot sexy girl passes by. I was like DAMN! I follow her with my eyes, I mean im drilling a hole through this girl when she catches me staring and smiles, I smile back and she continues on her way. My girl gets back and im like I gotta go get a magazine, I go to the CNBC down the way and bam there’s the girl again so I awkwardly talk to her. She ends up being Russian, knows little english and is going back home from vacation. To make a long story short we somehow end up walking in the opposite direction of my girlfriend and ended up in a corner of the airport practically hand fucking and mouth fucking one another. She takes my email address and we exchanged a few emails. Now she tells me she loves me and wants to come visit. BITCHES BE TRIPPIN!
So, one day last week my car was overheating. I told my friend I either have a leak or just lacking fluid. I didn’t have enough money to buy the ‘stop leak’ at that moment so I said to my two girlfriends casually, “I hope this works!” And then my one friend turns to me with the most serious face, “well ya know if it doesn’t stay in here (the radiator) then we’ve always got the gas tank!” -BITCHES BE TRIPPIN!!!
This one time i was hanging with a girl im smoking one of those electronic cigarettes and she has regular cigarettes and she goes hey i dont have a lighter you think your electric cig light mine? Bitch be tripping
A few of my friends and I are talking about distilling, and homebrews, etc. So my buddy says that he wishes he had a barrel full of mead. Dudes wife pops off with “Mead, they make pencils!” (and spiral notebooks)
*Bitch Be Trippppppin’!
This is a story about myself. I was about 39 weeks pregnant at the time, and I was taking a bath, well I called my significant other in the bathroom to help me shave my legs, while he was shaving my legs I said “Don’t cut my jugular vein in my ankle”, I had always herd the saying from people walking by our house when our weiner dog would bark at them. He looked at me and said “honey there is not a jugular vein in your ankle”. BITCH BE TRIPPIN
My ex-boyfriend cheated on m, lied to me, and was just not a good boyfriend at all. We’ve been split up for about 2 months now, and hes constantly texting me saying how he’s changing and talking to a therapist. Today he comes off with “When I stop believing in fairy tales, to let him know…he may or may not still be available then.” To which I responded “Are you serious? You expect me to believe that you are magically going to change, which I dont, but then you accuse me of believing in fairy tales? That’s too funny!”
So I recently moved to B.F.E.in South Carolina, from living in St.Louis for over 10 years, and I go to make deliveries to some law firms, and thought I saw my friend from there here, so I ran up to the guy, jumped on his back, to find out, I just jumped a completely random person…. Yeah… This bitch is trippin
So My older sister andi I went out for drinks last night, and she didnt have to pay for anything, not even the gas to get there, and when we got home, she started screaming about how mad she was that she had to go out and drink etc. I just walked out and went to bed. But this morning as I awoke to the sun shinning and birds chirping , before I can get to my coffee, she comes out of her room, still screaming, but this time she is hungover. and going on and on about how its my fault. Mind you she is older than I and ran up my tab and she is screaming????..WTF Bitch Be Trippin.
I was driving the other day and it was about 20 degrees outside. We’re rolling along at about 60 miles an hour and and I noticed the speedometer read 120. I said damn the speedometer must of went out it says we’re doing 120. And my wife looks at me and replies maybe when it warms up the speedometer will start working again. Bitch be trippen
So the wife and I were sitting at home watching a movie when suddenly the power went out. She looks at me and says “OH NO I HAVE TO PEE!” I said “So go pee then” she replies “But the electric is out how will I flush the toilet?!” I looked at her and calmly said “Electric toilet honey????”
Bitches Be Trippin…
We has this friend who we called “The Reserve” when we needed an extra girl for one of our boyfiends friends. She was dumb as rocks.
One night she came over to our friends house and rudely went through their pantry and grabbed the first thing she could eat which something in a zip lock bag.
She sat down at the table and started munching away as we sat there stunned. She stopped mid-chomp and spitted out “THIS ISNT COCO PUFFS…THIS IS DOG FOOD”
Here is a bitch be tripping. This lady is in th same appartment complex as my sis. Well my neice was throwing a fit. Th lady down stars came into my sis appartment an told my sis to quit beating her daughter. My sis told th lady to leave. Th lady tried to tell my sis tht she was gonna try to my sis kids an raise them. My sis flipped out on th older lady an said i didnt hit her i just told her NO. But now tht lady calls dcfs an stocks my sisters kids an goes to their school to try to get them to tellth teachers tht they get beat.Then my sis says u told me tht u beat ur kid asses when they messed up.
More to this story. Th down stars lady was told by th landlord tht she cant just walk into ppls apparmentsw out knocking. So now tht crazy lady tells all ppl tht pulls into th parking space to call th cops and to call dcfs. And try to bribe ppl to try to get perment gardenship of my sisters kids. Sh also sets in th window and watches my sis take her kids to th bus stop an tht lady watches my sis when sh is outside. Th crazy lady tells others tht live arround them tht my sis doesnt clean house an also tells them tht my sis beats her kids for no reason. Sh has went as far as telling ppl tht my sis does feed her kids. When my nephew waljs on th floor tht crazy lady beats on her celling. Th crazy lady has been caught going threw my sisters trach bags. Idk what sh was looking for. But dcfs say tht th down stairs lady is supper crazy an has filled it in their papers tht sh is not alound to call dcfs again cuz sh filled false complaints. Th cop said sh is crazy. But th lady calls th landlord to complain all th time. Fyi this is in belleville il.
I’m about to serve this couple and start off with taking their drink orders. The guy orders a pepsi then i proceed to take the woman’s order. With a straight face ask me “DO YOU HAVE WATER?” I take a second then respond “I’M SORRY, WE’RE ALL OUT.” Then she orders an iced tea!. BITCHES BE TRIPPEN!!!!
my friend is being sued for back rent, but the chick that’s suing him isn’t even the owner of the house or on the lease herself! so she has no right to attempt to claim rent! AND the room that was rented isn’t even legally counted as a room! too small and no window!! BITCH BE TRIPPIN!!!
My girlfriend and I had just finished eating diner and we were cleaning off the table. I turneto see her put a empty salad dressing bottle in the frig. I said with a smile on my face “Did you seriously just put a empty salad dressing bottle in the frig?” She said ” I don’t think so.” I pulled it out and said “You didn’t notice how light it was?” I KID YOU NOT, she said this in reply ” WELL IT SAID LIGHT ON IT.”
Bitch Be Tripping . St.Peters,MO
hey jeremy from the 618.i got a story for you guys.its messed up.me and my girlfriend have been together for 9 months, i drop her off to go to work a week ago and was suppose to pick her up.called her to find out when then she ignores my phone calls.then blocks me on facebook and gets married behind my back.then expects to move in to the same house with me and my friends.BITCH BE TRIPPIN!
ok…just a quick email. I am a 46 year old grandmother. We just moved to St. Louis from West Palm Beach FLA. While I was driving and trying to find out all the radio stations and program them into my car I came across 105.7. I almost had to pull over on the highway while listening for the first time to BITCHES BE TRIPPIN’! I was crying laughing !!!! Of course I have to call my kids and husband and repeat some of the stories. I absolutely love this radio station. You have a new raving Fan.
I was stuck on a 12 hour layover in washington Dulles with my on again off again girl friend. She goes to buy a magazine and while she’s gone this hot sexy girl passes by. I was like DAMN! I follow her with my eyes, I mean im drilling a hole through this girl when she catches me staring and smiles, I smile back and she continues on her way. My girl gets back and im like I gotta go get a magazine, I go to the CNBC down the way and bam there’s the girl again so I awkwardly talk to her. She ends up being Russian, knows little english and is going back home from vacation. To make a long story short we somehow end up walking in the opposite direction of my girlfriend and ended up in a corner of the airport practically hand fucking and mouth fucking one another. She takes my email address and we exchanged a few emails. Now she tells me she loves me and wants to come visit. BITCHES BE TRIPPIN!
My friend Julie just asked me, “How do you spell VCR?” She figured it out before I could tell her..
So, one day last week my car was overheating. I told my friend I either have a leak or just lacking fluid. I didn’t have enough money to buy the ‘stop leak’ at that moment so I said to my two girlfriends casually, “I hope this works!” And then my one friend turns to me with the most serious face, “well ya know if it doesn’t stay in here (the radiator) then we’ve always got the gas tank!” -BITCHES BE TRIPPIN!!!
This one time i was hanging with a girl im smoking one of those electronic cigarettes and she has regular cigarettes and she goes hey i dont have a lighter you think your electric cig light mine? Bitch be tripping
A few of my friends and I are talking about distilling, and homebrews, etc. So my buddy says that he wishes he had a barrel full of mead. Dudes wife pops off with “Mead, they make pencils!” (and spiral notebooks)
*Bitch Be Trippppppin’!
This is a story about myself. I was about 39 weeks pregnant at the time, and I was taking a bath, well I called my significant other in the bathroom to help me shave my legs, while he was shaving my legs I said “Don’t cut my jugular vein in my ankle”, I had always herd the saying from people walking by our house when our weiner dog would bark at them. He looked at me and said “honey there is not a jugular vein in your ankle”. BITCH BE TRIPPIN
My ex-boyfriend cheated on m, lied to me, and was just not a good boyfriend at all. We’ve been split up for about 2 months now, and hes constantly texting me saying how he’s changing and talking to a therapist. Today he comes off with “When I stop believing in fairy tales, to let him know…he may or may not still be available then.” To which I responded “Are you serious? You expect me to believe that you are magically going to change, which I dont, but then you accuse me of believing in fairy tales? That’s too funny!”
So I recently moved to B.F.E.in South Carolina, from living in St.Louis for over 10 years, and I go to make deliveries to some law firms, and thought I saw my friend from there here, so I ran up to the guy, jumped on his back, to find out, I just jumped a completely random person…. Yeah… This bitch is trippin
So My older sister andi I went out for drinks last night, and she didnt have to pay for anything, not even the gas to get there, and when we got home, she started screaming about how mad she was that she had to go out and drink etc. I just walked out and went to bed. But this morning as I awoke to the sun shinning and birds chirping , before I can get to my coffee, she comes out of her room, still screaming, but this time she is hungover. and going on and on about how its my fault. Mind you she is older than I and ran up my tab and she is screaming????..WTF Bitch Be Trippin.
I was driving the other day and it was about 20 degrees outside. We’re rolling along at about 60 miles an hour and and I noticed the speedometer read 120. I said damn the speedometer must of went out it says we’re doing 120. And my wife looks at me and replies maybe when it warms up the speedometer will start working again. Bitch be trippen
So the wife and I were sitting at home watching a movie when suddenly the power went out. She looks at me and says “OH NO I HAVE TO PEE!” I said “So go pee then” she replies “But the electric is out how will I flush the toilet?!” I looked at her and calmly said “Electric toilet honey????”
Bitches Be Trippin…
We has this friend who we called “The Reserve” when we needed an extra girl for one of our boyfiends friends. She was dumb as rocks.
One night she came over to our friends house and rudely went through their pantry and grabbed the first thing she could eat which something in a zip lock bag.
She sat down at the table and started munching away as we sat there stunned. She stopped mid-chomp and spitted out “THIS ISNT COCO PUFFS…THIS IS DOG FOOD”
Bitch. Be. Trippen.
Here is a bitch be tripping. This lady is in th same appartment complex as my sis. Well my neice was throwing a fit. Th lady down stars came into my sis appartment an told my sis to quit beating her daughter. My sis told th lady to leave. Th lady tried to tell my sis tht she was gonna try to my sis kids an raise them. My sis flipped out on th older lady an said i didnt hit her i just told her NO. But now tht lady calls dcfs an stocks my sisters kids an goes to their school to try to get them to tellth teachers tht they get beat.Then my sis says u told me tht u beat ur kid asses when they messed up.
More to this story. Th down stars lady was told by th landlord tht she cant just walk into ppls apparmentsw out knocking. So now tht crazy lady tells all ppl tht pulls into th parking space to call th cops and to call dcfs. And try to bribe ppl to try to get perment gardenship of my sisters kids. Sh also sets in th window and watches my sis take her kids to th bus stop an tht lady watches my sis when sh is outside. Th crazy lady tells others tht live arround them tht my sis doesnt clean house an also tells them tht my sis beats her kids for no reason. Sh has went as far as telling ppl tht my sis does feed her kids. When my nephew waljs on th floor tht crazy lady beats on her celling. Th crazy lady has been caught going threw my sisters trach bags. Idk what sh was looking for. But dcfs say tht th down stairs lady is supper crazy an has filled it in their papers tht sh is not alound to call dcfs again cuz sh filled false complaints. Th cop said sh is crazy. But th lady calls th landlord to complain all th time. Fyi this is in belleville il.