Who will win this weeks HOOSHE OF THE WEEK?! The dude who got his dog hammered? The woman who got her 22 MONTH OLD SON HAMMERED?! The dude who assaulted a worker with a breakfast sandwich or the TOOTHLESS bank robber?

MONDAY’S HOOSHE introduces us to a man who is facing animal cruelty charges for getting his tiny dog…REALLY crunked up! READ FULL DETAILS HERE!
TUESDAY’S HOOSHE introduces us to an Iowa City mom who is charged with getting her son….well…let’s just say SUPER CRUNKED. Oh, how old is the son? 22 MONTHS OLD! HOOSHE TASTIC! READ FULL DETAILS HERE!
WEDNESDAY’S HEADLINE HOOSHE is 38 year old Lawrence Staley who was thrown in jail last week after he assaulted a Jack In The Box employee with a breakfast sandwich because he was pissed his CURLY FRIES cost more than regular fried! READ FULL DETAILS HERE!
THURSDAY’S HOOSHE introduces us to a lovely lady who decided to ROB a bank. She fit a very specific description…and she was robbing the bank for a very interesting reason. Check out today’s MEGA HOOSHE! READ FULL DETAILS HERE!