SHOW BLOG for MONDAY April 9th, 2012

On Today’s FULL SHOW BLOG you can see Miley Cyrus and how she doesn’t like to wear underwear when getting into cars.  You can also check out Kate Upton and her glorious giant bouncing boobies dressed up for Easter.  Plus, the psycho Courtney Stodden all slutted up for Jesus’ big day….and you can see some REALLY creepy Easter Bunny photos.  We ask you a very important question, if you were the opposite sex for the day – what would you do?!  Check out the audio of that on today’s blog, plus today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE, Crap on Celebs, and SO MUCH MORE!

PHOTOS:

Is Miley Cyrus becoming the new Britney Spears? If so, she just took the next step by flashing her vagina while getting out of a car wearing a little black dress . . . and NO UNDERWEAR. And in doing so she also revealed that her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth gets to do his dirty dancing on a HARDWOOD FLOOR.

COURTNEY STODDEN is one nutty bitch. She’s the teenager who’s married to that actor, Doug Hutchinson. His biggest claim to fame before becoming a full blown weirdo was “The Green Mile”. His bride, Courtney….just can’t let a holiday go by without taking pictures of herself festively slutting it up. As a devout Christian, Courtney decided the best way to celebrate the resurrection of Christ was by dressing up like a SKANKY EASTER BUNNY. SEE THEM HERE

Easter sucks! Guilt tripped into Church, pastel colors, lame Easter egg hunts, ham, getting dressed up, required time with extended family members…..and making your children pose for pictures with some creepy kiddie toucher in a bunny outfit. Check out a photo gallery of some of the worst Easter Bunny photos…….every single one of these costumes are TERRIFYING! CLICK HERE FOR THE PHOTOS

AUDIO:

A creeper was busted installing a hidden camera in a bathroom at some business in Upstate New York.  He was busted…but it made us curious.  What would YOU DO if you were still in the mindset of a dude/female but were in the body of the opposite sex?!  We opened the phone and find out the common answers found in recent survey.  CLICK HERE TO READ MORE!

VIDEO:

Well, earlier we talked about how much Easter sucked.  Well ,if it was nothing but Kate Upton dressed up like an Easter Bunny…we would have to change our mind.  Check out this photo shoot she did from some UK magazine called Love.  There are pictures and a video!  Happy Easter…our new favorite holiday! CHECK OUT ALL THE PHOTOS HERE!

KOBAYASHI . . . that competitive eater guy from Japan . . . celebrated Easter by setting a new world record yesterday.  He ate 25 Marshmallow Peeps in 30 seconds.  A writer for BuzzFeed.com went up against him and only managed to put down four……nice try, asshole. CHECK OUT THE VIDEO

The cool thing about hermit crabs is they’ll move into anything that even LOOKS like a shell.  So the people at the Legoland in England decided to see if one would move into a shell made of LEGOS.  The answer is yes. CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO

“Titanic 3D” has raked in more than $25 million since it opened last Wednesday.  But what if George Lucas, J.J. Abrams, and Michael Bay had been in charge? It would probably have a ton of new special effects, including a giant octopus, Storm Troopers from “Star Wars”, and things exploding for no reason . . . including passengers. Check out the fake trailer for “Titanic SUPER 3D”!  CLICK HERE TO SEE THE TRAILER

WAR TOPICS:

Have you ever wondered how much it costs you per year just to MAINTAIN your lady business? Obviously the cost of the car is only PART of the overall COST of having it. There’s gas, insurance, oil changes and other maintenance, etc……Well some website calculated how much it costs every year to have and maintain a vagina. And the verdict is . . . around $2,500 a year.  CLICK HERE FOR THE BREAKDOWN

WAR DAILYS:

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE introduces us to an 18 year old woman who was busted for punching her boyfriend in the FACE after he refused to have sex with her and call her ugly.  You be the judge…you think this broad is worthy of taking a punch to the face instead of nailing her?!

Today’s CRAP ON CELEBS we have Miley Cyrus rocking some wood floors in public, Amanda Bynes is starting to become a trainwreck.  AND  Sonic Youth finds it hilarious that a 13 year old thinks their music SUCKS.

Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST is Rockband, Race Horse, or Porno. We give you the name and it’s simple. You tell us. Is it a Rock Band…the name of a Race Horse…or…a PORNO MOVIE?! PLAY THE GAME HERE

In today’s SPORTS REPORT we chat about the Cards weekend in Milwuakee, the Blues learn their playoff fate, some stuff from this weekend’s Masters and Ozzie Guillen is crazy….and he talks about Fidel Castro! ALL YOUR SPORTS HERE

In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we chat about a bad Easter Bunny, an update on the Red Lobster throwdown, some Poon Hounds at work and who was the BEST AMERICAN PAID CEO last year?! CHECK IT ALL OUT HERE!

 

 

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