MAYOR FRED was in the building for the reading of the FREAKS! Check out the four ads that we have found on Craigslist and find out who will become the this weeks FREAK OF THE WEEK! Hear Fred read these nominees and then click the link to see who won this week and now qualifies for the Jerry Sandusky Memorial Trophy!
Here are today’s FREAKS….
LISTEN TO THE FREAKS ON THE PLAYER BELOW:
1. Holmes on Homos – A construction worker is gay, but doesn’t want to come out to his buddies but he has been SPANK BANKING to them. He wants another construction bro to get with him and get some nude tool beltin’ on. GROSS!
2. Mr. McTouchy Feely – A dude is looking for a chick that he met at the Westport Orgy. He is looking for some chick named “Twinkle.” WTF?!
3. Fruit of the Womb – A dude is selling his girlfriends daughters FIRST panties. This truly is disgusting. The MOTHER was also involved which amplifies the creepiness. (The Mayor, Patrico, Woody, and Rizz all endorse)
4. Weekends Lonely – two dudes who put together furniture want to help you out and don’t want money. They want to be paid in hook ups.
If you want to check out Fred at his store (Fred’s Cheapo Depot) get all the information HERE by visiting his website!