THURSDAY’S CRAP ON CELEBS & TODAY’S PORNO BDAY

Today’s CRAP ON CELEBS has us talking about Rob Dyrdek v. Daniel Tosh.  And we talk about Miley Cyrus being engaged….at 19 years old!  Oofah!  Plus, today’s CRAPPY BDAYS and the world famous PORNO BIRTHDAY!

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Daniel Tosh will pay dearly for insinuating Rob Dyrdek diddles 12-year-old boys — in fact, sources close to the “Fantasy Factory” star tells TMZ, Dyrdek actually wants to FIGHT Tosh over a recent on-air pedophile jab. In case you missed the sketch on “Tosh.0″ — the comedian dresses up like Dyrdek at a “Childish Dream Factory for Young Boys Only” … filled with shirtless, 12-year-olds on Razor scooters … and even plies his young guests with wine and drugs. But Rob — who also hosts an extremely similar clip show on MTV called “Ridiculousness” — isn’t laughing … responding to the sketch on Twitter, writing, “The idea of having beef with @danieltosh is truly embarrassing … for real … imagine that ‘clip show host’ beef … but now that beef is very real.” Dyrdek said he wanted to settle things “the old-fashioned way” — and sources insist he isn’t joking … Dyrdek seriously wants to throw down with Tosh. He is NOT happy.  Dyrdek has yet to issue an official challenge — but Tosh is still laughing. He just tweeted back to Rob, “fair enough but if you have to beat me up, can we film it and put it on my show so people will actually watch it?” You can see the video HERE.

MILEY CYRUS and LIAM HEMSWORTH are engaged. Miley is 19 . . . Liam is 22. Miley met Liam on the set of a movie back in 2009.  At the time, he was pretty much an unknown.  Now he plays Gale in the “Hunger Games” movies, and he’s in “The Expendables 2″, which hits theaters in August. They actually split up twice in 2010.  The first time they were apart for about a month.  The second split was several months longer. I suppose you ladies are wondering about the ring.  Here’s how “People” magazine describes it . . . quote, “A 3.5-carat cushion-cut diamond ring. There’s no word how much it cost, but a so-called “jeweler to the stars” estimates that it’s worth around $100,000.  The marriage will be the first for both . . . and the last for neither. Check out the ring…

JIM CARREY and JENNY MCCARTHY dated for about five years before breaking up in 2010.  In that time, Jim became very close with Jenny’s autistic son Evan, who just turned 10. But earlier this week, Jenny went on the “Howard Stern Show” and called Jim out for allegedly ABANDONING her son after the breakup. She said Evan still asks about Jim constantly, and Jenny has tried to get Jim to see him . . . but he refuses. Well, Jim issued a statement yesterday saying, quote, “I will always do what I believe is in the best interest of Evan’s well being.   It’s unfortunate that Evan’s privacy is not being considered.  I love Evan very much and will miss him always.”

Donald Trump plans on suing former Miss Pennsylvania Sheena Monnin, who resigned from his Miss Universe organization earlier this week over claims that its pageants are fixed. Monnin alleges that a fellow contestant showed her a list of the top five contestants before they were officially announced. She called the pageant “fraudulent, lacking in morals, inconsistent, and in many ways trashy.” Trump flatly denied the accusations, telling the Today show, that the pageant is going to sue her. A rep for Miss Universe claims that Monnin really resigned because she didn’t approve of the pageant’s decision to allow TRANNY MISS UNIVERSE to compete, citing a previous email in which Monnin complained about the situation. Trump, however, thinks Monnin is just a sore loser. He said, “I think her primary issue is that she lost and she’s angry about losing. And frankly, in my opinion, I saw her barely a second and she didn’t deserve to be in the top 15.”

If the “National Enquirer” is telling the truth, these are NOT happy days for ERIN MORAN. Erin is, of course, the fine thespian who portrayed Joanie Cunningham on both “Happy Days” and the spin-off, “Joanie Loves Chachi”. She’s 51 now, and according to the “Enquirer”, she’s living in a TRAILER PARK in Indiana. She’s living with her husband, a former furniture mover who now works at Wal-Mart, and with his elderly mother. They had to move there after they were evicted from their house in California. A source says, quote, “you’d never know she was once one of TV’s biggest stars . . . She’s aged terribly.” She also mingles with the locals and takes pictures with people when they ask. And she frequents the local bar, where she once FLASHED HER BOOBS on a dare.  Sadly, it didn’t cause much of a stir because no one in the bar recognized her. CHECK OUT THIS PICTURE OF HER TODAY!

DAVE GROHL of the FOO FIGHTERS is either an INSANE tipper . . . or he’s personally deploying economic stimulus packages to our nation’s bartenders and waitresses.  And it actually seems like it’s the latter. Philly.com says Dave hit up a place in Philadelphia on back-to-back nights last weekend.  He tipped $1,000 after having “one drink” the first night, and another $1,000 the next night when he had “a few drinks.”

Gisele Bundchen is reportedly pregnant with her second child. According to Us Weekly, Bundchen is three months along. The supermodel and her husband Tom Brady married in 2009 and have a two-year-old son named Benjamin. Brady also has a four-year-old son with ex Bridget Moynahan.

Disney has a new movie coming out in November called “Wreck-It Ralph” . . . and it looks kind of like “Toy Story”, only with video game characters instead of toys. It’s about Ralph, an evil video game character who wants to be a good guy for a change.  And the movie features appearances by familiar video game characters, including Q*Bert, a Pac-Man ghost, and Bowser from the Mario games. We should note that while this is a Disney flick, it’s NOT a Pixar movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHDQHVkYq4g

Also Check out THIS new Tarantino trailer:

THURSDAY TV:
NBC: The premiere of a new show called SAVING HOPE
FOX: The debut of a couple new shows….TAKE ME OUT which is hosted by George Lopez. It’s a dating game and THE CHOICE….it’s a dating game. Cat Deeley is the host. It’s kind of a rip-off of “The Voice”, where four celebrities sit in spinning chairs for blind auditions for DATES. The guys sitting in those chairs this season will include Romeo, “Jersey Shore’s” DJ Pauly D and The Situation, Joe Jonas, Tyson Beckford, Dean Cain.
MTV: The season finale of PUNK’D

CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS:
–Liam Neeson – 60
–Michael Cera – 24  (He plays in awkward geek in “Arrested Development” , “Superbad”, “Juno” and “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World”.)
–Prince – 54
–Anna Kournikova – 31  (Made the smart move to retire from tennis . . . where she’s mediocre . . . to focus on just standing around, looking hot . . . where she’s a superstar.)
–Dave Navarro – 45  (Former Jane’s Addiction and Red Hot Chili Peppers guitarist)
–Bear Grylls – 38  (From “Man vs. Wild”)
–Bill Hader – 34  (“Saturday Night Live’)
–Allen Iverson – 37  (NBA player who never lost his street cred.)
–Mick Foley – 47  (Former WWF (slash) WWE rassler)
–Jenny Jones – 66
–Tom “Mother EFFIN” Jones – 72

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Vanda Vitus – 33 – Today’s birthday girl has been snaked more than an public toilet……in 90 fine films including:
“Funky Fetish Horror Show”
“Panty Droppers Volume 2”
“Down Your Throat Volume 4”
“Anal Empire Volume 1”
“Fast Times at Deep Crack High Volume 7”
“Bend Over Butts Volume 3”
“Planting Seeds Volume 1”

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