MAYOR FRED was in the building for the reading of the FREAKS! Check out the four ads that we have found on Craigslist and find out who will become the this weeks FREAK OF THE WEEK! Hear Fred read these nominees and then click the link to see who won this week and now qualifies for the Jerry Sandusky Memorial Trophy!
Here are today’s FREAKS….
LISTEN TO THE FREAKS ON THE PLAYER BELOW:
1. Harry-Olas - A dude is looking for a chick who has full and oversized nipples. He uses words like, “remarkable”, “thick”, and “bitch nipples”
2. Deuce Bigalow – A dude was taking a deuce in the Galleria Macy’s bathroom and the smell, grunts, and sounds from the stall next to him got him all turned on and horny. Gross. ((RIZZ and PATRICO endorse))
3. Menage-A-Clown – A dude wants to set up a 3some with his wife and clown. She hates clown and he gets off on chicks crying. She will not know it’s a clown banging her. And then he’ll do the big unveil. Hilarious! ((FRED & WOODY endorse))
4. The Nutcracker – A man is looking for a chick to destroy his nuts. Punch, kick, squeeze, bite…it’s all a go.