Apparently JESUS, like the rest of us……Lord loves him some Chinese food! Your latest Jesus sighting comes from Sunderland, England . . . where two HAMMERED DRUNK guys noticed him hanging out on the wall of a late-night Chinese takeout restaurant.

Earlier this week, this 2 dudes were walking home drunk and stopped at a place called Mayho Chinese Takeaway. And while they stood outside waiting for their food, they saw Jesus…..at least the image of Jesus’s face in the peeling paint on the side of the building. The face almost seemed to be looking at a church across the street. They called it a MIRACLE. Check it out……