A Ninja sent us over this photo with an email that simply said, “Family Reunion True JeffCo Style.  She wanted to know if our listeners could come up with other good captions.  We’ve picked out favorite FOUR!  Who will have the best comment for the JeffCo Family Reunion Photo? Put your vote behind one of our finalist RIGHT NOW!

Here is the photo…we asked you all week to submit your caption below and the best one would win either Rockstar Mayhem TIX or a copy of SPEC OPS: THE LINE courtesy of STEVE “MANBALLS” MASTERS!


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JOE’S COMMENT OF  “I wish they’d hurry up n get the lid off the septic tank so we can swim!”


  1. Meanwhile at the redneck drive-in strip club (kids allowed) Cletus is getting a lap dance by big Bertha while she devours a fried chicken wing. Multitasking has never been sexier.

  2. Rhonda trys to concentrate on her chicken, but inside she really wants to strangle J.R. for bringin hand towels to swim at the creek.

  3. Today scientist confirmed that the “Hoosier containment facility” was not working up to expected levels, some had actually leaked out

  4. Wife: “damnit Cletus I told you this towel wouldn’t fit me!!!”…..Husband: “well Girt I told you to go in the dressing room and try it on first but you just HAD to get to Ponderosa before going to the homeschool class reunion of 99′”

  5. I’mma go all ninja turtle if your old lady don’t share that chicken leg, I’ve been coming to this sewer since before u knew her , I gots sen-ror-ity dammit the hell!

  6. Nice little sand beach right next to this sweet concrete wall, free….Realizing your sister needs a bigger towl, for more reason than a bbq chicken leg, Priceless….

  7. I’m just a guessin that wish at least one more of them there skinny kids come over that there wall? Bet that last one didn’t fill you up nuff.

  8. todays porno actress starred in such fine films as “2 beers, one chicken wing and a deep crater” and “meet me in festus for a two tooth two-some” and her finest role as betsy in “holy ish that stinks”

  9. The legendary WHITE TRASH HEAVEN(located behind the boat ramp facing the port-o-Potty’s)…. Where all the girls are obese have more tattoos then you and the canned busch flows like a bloody nose and fried chicken grows on trees…. git-R-done brother

  10. News flash Jethro Tull roadies missing .. and needed for questioning .. description ; giant mongoloid women in ill fitting bikini appearance resembles a wall of tattoo flash if it were located on a shaved water buffalo .. man slightly resembling an obese lance berkman .. wearing decorative bed sheet with a cardiovascular friendly sleeves .. if located proceed with caution .. consider very dangerous due to mating season and and irregular eating habits.

  11. “Amber Alert” Have you seen this poor child pictured above? Last seen alone, sad, and hungry, made to play by herself in the dirt away from the other children…her only meal in weeks, a loan turkey leg, stolen by her glutton of a mother, who ravages it down with guilty pleasure. Now all she has left is a bowl of sand….If you see her…Please…ABDUCT HER, and take her far, far away from Jeff County, no charges will be filed…

  12. Due to corporate cutbacks, WAR is forced to combine the headline hoosh, bitch-be-trippin, freaks of the week, and Rizz’s birthday party all in one shot.

  13. “Hey don’t worry we ain’t gonna be here too much longer, heard their buildin’ a walmart super center just down the river”

  14. Damn momma you gonna eat that there chicken leg or make love to it!!! We just got here and I’m already sweating just watching you eat that there thing!!!

  15. Crikey!!!Because when they strike it can be that quick that if they’re within range, you’re dead, you’re dead in your tracks. And their heads weigh more than my body.So it’s why we keep this short, half constructed wall to keep them confused and docile.

  16. Funny thing is, a fat ass jealous bitch posted this shit to 105.7 Can’t wait to find a piture of her hanging spare tire to show everyone what a fat nasty JeffCo slob she is. Shame I can’t get a picture of her trashed ass slob house too.

  17. While enjoying the pastor’s sermon, Betty Lou couldn’t but feel the Spirit of the Chicken Bone move thru her. “Praise be to Kentucky Fried!”

  18. “Construction for the new Golden Corral has been slowed down due to these fans of the chocolate fountain.”


    Are Hippos Vegetarians?
    yes they are but… there are many incidents that people have been killed by being bitten or trampled over by hippos.

  20. It’s PEANUT BUTTER CHICKEN TIME….PEANUT BUTTER CHICKEN TIME….where it at…where it at….there it go…there it go

  21. Hey kids! Get Papa, Bubba, and Uncle Jeffrey their robes outta the box the minivan, the ones with the hoods not the ones your daddy “blows his nose” in. Then come down here and make a gravel-castle with your sister…

  22. Every family reunion becomes hoosier once it has the 3 C’s …. Cans of beer, Chicken wings, and Crystal meth.

  23. Damn Sis, watching you suck on that chicken bone sure be turning me on.
    Why don’t ya bring your big hot air ballon looking ass over here and finish what you started last night.

  24. Tonight, on Hoose Hunters see the elusive Jeffco MO Hoose, at The River Rambler Reunion, where cousins have been connecting since 1987.

  25. all the outrage over the TIME Magazine cover but no one is talking about young JimBob watching little JohnBoy making out with AuntieMama in the background

  26. I dont know what I want more. The fox sitting on your lap or the fine piece of meat shes eating. Wow is that a tattoo of the KFC logo?

  27. *****I think this was taken at RainTree in Hillsboro,’s a gated community**** Yes I’ve been there but our get together was nothing like this! I have no comments, I just kept staring at the women eating the chicken :/ Suck it guys!

  28. These Jeffersonites are flocking the local scences including such established and Classy joints as the Meramec Bridge Sand Bar at Lemay Ferry Road. They are all celebrating the return of their local hero Jennifer Culp for showing the people of south County that “Jefferson Countians will been makin meth anywhere theys wants too.” Festiviies included Sexy Swimsuit/Wing Eating Competitions and Washers.

  29. now jus sit right here, and ride ‘er nicccccccce & easy…

  30. See I told you if you bring the tv outside if would feel like you are there watching Jr live. Hey sissy why don’t you put down that chicken wing and see if donnie wants to come over and watch the race

  31. Look bitch, you ask before you take the last piece of chicken !!! This is the last time I take you on a date with my brother !! And take off my daughters swim suit !!

  32. This is on a 18 acre lake, a private development which is not trashy at all and might I inform all of u that this was sent in by a jealous ex-wife for her idea of a poor sick joke.

  33. As the Donner party settled in for the night it would be Brittany that would be the first to partake in the smallest and slowest of through children.

  34. Good thing my swimsuit is still wet – Junior will never know that I just pissed on his lap.
    (snort snort) chicken bone (snort snort)

  35. I think the best ones are Hocy Guy “Uncle…; Scott “For only 3…., Nick Melton “You know you’re…., and Steve “Red Neck storm chaser. I think these four should be up for the text poll friday morning!

  36. Johnboy, did you read instruction 14? Make sure to use to much Anhydrous ammonia when stirring rather then to little, if not a explosion could occur. Good thing we were in the basement, now what do we tell pa happened to the house?

  37. I can’t (kaint) believe someone would throw this away with so much meat left on it! Aint been there more than a couple days!

  38. I find it funny that there are all these meth comments lol
    If u smoke meth…ur super skinny and deff not eatin….just sayin

  39. “Once your done having your fun with SIS, You gotta cut the sleeves off your shirt to show her who the boss is! Look, Me and Pa Done it too!!!!!!”

    • I give it 12 hours.. You are an idiot if you think facebook will let your page stay… If you are putting all this effort into defaming these people you should know the ramifications… You could be sued for libel. If you knowingly print something untrue about someone… They can sue you for damages…ID 10 T…

      • hey drew in one of the pics on the fb page one of girls agreed to all the things that are said about her 100% There will be no one being sued on her behalf or the big guy and his cheese burger . If the words come out of their own mouth and typed from them then its 100% ok ;)

      • Drew your an idiot, I have consulted my attorney before making such a page. I know my rights, so nice try being a smart guy. The only thing that can be done, is they can hire an attorney to cease and desist and then i would have to take it down, but it would cost them almost $2000. I consulted my lawyer about War1057 taking this photo down and he told me he would have to charge me almost $2000 to have them be sent a cease and desist letter to have this photo taken down. Those photos that are on FB are considered public access and FB is considered freedom of speech. Open a book or have an attorney on retainer dumbass, before you open your mouth and say things that make you look foolish!! Peace Bitch!!

      • I love anybody who tries to insult another by saying “your an idiot”. If you are going to take the time to insult someone else’s intelligence (rightfully or otherwise) then at least take the time to use proper grammar when doing so. “You’re an idiot.”

      • Lisa, I guess you didn’t see the part where Drew called me an idiot? I was repeating what he said you dumb bitch!! Nice try on being a smart bitch!! I swear dumb people piss me off!! “Fucking Idiot”

    • Photo Shopped and they still have more class than what is being shown all natural in the pic above. Sorry…but….FAIL

      • Lmao, guess you’re one of them. Nice try at a comeback comment, but yeah, fail. Oh and btw, class would never act so trash posting a picture like this to 105.7 now would they?

      • Then it sure sucks you still got the wrong people up there. I hope whoever that girl is don’t sue you for some sort of slander. Like I said….you don’t know me and you’re not even sure my name is Susan. Good luck!

    • And No, I’m no one you would know, I’m just yet one of the hundreds of people enjoying the picture depicting some white trash hillbillies making complete asses of themselves in public just for simply going out in public the way that they did. And even if you did know me…I wouldn’t mind if you posted my pic on a webpage. Even on my absolute worse day, you guys make me look like a freakin’ goddess. And by the way, not a Fail since apparently I got to you. Have a great day!

      • I wouldn’t be surprised if some people lose their lives over this shit! There are bad threats going around and shit is fixing to get crazy!! I’m not saying from me, but im hearing things!! This is getting way out of hand here!!

      • In reality your comment meant nothing to me, you were just the simpleton to type out something stupid about the photos being photo shopped, um… duh that’s obvious, thank you captain!

        That’s alright though, I suppose you’re right about them being hillbillies making asses of themselves in public, I mean after all, it is a private beach on a private lake where they’re simply enjoying a hot day with swimming, BBQ, and a few beers. If I’m not mistaken most of the St. Louis/Jefferson County population probably including you has partaken in the same activities more than once in their lives, yeah? Maybe I’m wrong.

        As for you being a goddess, someone so hateful couldn’t be at all that beautiful at least not on the inside no matter what you’re compared to.

        For anyone with a little heart, imagine this:

        The person this photo and most comments are being directed towards is a very kind and fun loving person who was simply trying to enjoy her birthday, she is merely the victim of another woman’s jealous act over her x-old man being with another woman. Sadly, this jealous person has gone as far as throwing her co-workers under the bus for doing this (now depicted on Facebook as whores until this photo is removed) as if she had not a single thing to do with it. So because of her pure undiluted and shameful jealousy, an innocent person gets to log in here and get her feelings smashed.

        Bravo f*&%in’ oh!

        So, someone may be wondering how this can be fixed? Well how about starting with having this photo removed and issuing a public admittance and apology? As for people posting shit here, think twice, the next photo could be of you.

  40. So here is the list of people who are responsible and decided to have W&R post this pic – Do what you please with them, just know if this was your family up there on this website, they would be hurt and i can tell you right now, that the woman in this pic and the little girl is crushed and devastated. I hope their all happy for what they have done to this little girl and not to mention those guys kids seen this website and everyone bashing these people and they are very hurt!!

    Jealous Ex-Wife Melissa, Jackie, Jenny, Jennifer, Chad, Susan, and Lisa

    • So did Melissa, Jackie, Jenny, Jennifer, Chad, Susan, or Lisa take this picture? Or was the person depicted in this picture too stupid to make sure their page was private so that others could not view the picture? Maybe the blame is on her for not protecting herself from predatory people… If these people are “out to get her” then her page should have been private… Her fault.

      • Drew this picture was posted on someone FB for friends and family to see not on a site that is being labeled as JC trash big difference buddy… There are children in this picture whos feelings are hurt that someone that they love and care about posted something so ugly about them. These people that posted this are ugly and karma will get them someday,it’s such a shame that people think its so funny to hurt people everyone in this picture NEVER would think to do anything so hurtful, grow up seriously

  41. You pussy fuck. I’m a Hoosier and I would have owned up to this picture. “I’m gonna make a website hating on women”. You pussy fucker. You know what…I’m a fuckin big red neck hillbilly from Troy, Mo and if it was my family in the picture I woulda commented “So what?! sleeves are for work!”. As far as the big bitchin sucking the soul out of that rib..let it go big mama. If you don’t want that to happen, where a moo moo and stop sucking like there is diamonds for marrow. Sack up faggots.

  42. Hey Fatass when is youre dumbass gonna stop feeding youreself by the when ya brothers gonna get in the souped up Muddin trucks and tear some shit up. It is hot out here we are almost out of beer and you ate all the food. Dam I cant take you anywhere nice, and you know this is the nicest place weve been to in years.

  43. I really hope none of you who have left a comment have children … Many of you are adults by your age alone .. Picking on someone because of whatever reason is just wrong and people wonder why children these days are bullies . You should all be shamed.

    • Thank you charity, this is my fam. I just wasn’t there
      We are all good ppl are for GODS SAKE are NOT A
      BUNCH of dumb hilbillys!!

      • There is people that are hurt from everyones mean comments,how would u feel if this was u and your family and kids? A jealous ex- wife thought it would be funny to belittle her own family that she has been apart of for over 15 years,the kids and people in this picture loved her and she just labeled them has trash,u can’t tell me that u wouldn’t be hurt if this was U or your kids so yes there are tears and hurt hearts.

  44. There was once a hill on both sides of the sidewalk. All that gooey fatness turned the hillside in to a fine white-trash powder.

  45. giant beer cooler… check! lawn chairs…check! relaxing on the side of the highway…check! cut off shirts….check! fat bitch crushing my legs and i cant see threw… yup check! ok redneck party begin!!!

  46. Melissa the “Ex” is pretty damn hot. No wonder she got out that hoosier ass family. Can someone hook me up with her # please?

  47. Hey kids, soak up this here ambience. We only get these free tickets to the tractor pull cause Uncle Jeb lost his leg at this shindig last year.

  48. hooshe sitting next to fat cow eating, “damn sis if u wasnt already pregnit wit cousin elroys baby I’d make luv to u right now”

  49. I bet revengeissweet is gonna call the cyber police. Must be mad cousin Betty is on cousin earls lap.

  50. So let’s retrace some steps here…. Couple has married for 10 +years, because yes they are legally still married…..the wife has done nothing but improve herself physically as well as financially…..You sir have sat on the couch for the last 6 years, living off your wife…….then you guys split due to your laziness, you lower your standards for this wanabe Kat Von D’s heavier half, then you decide to text your wife saying how much you miss her and want to be with her and then get caught in a pic with the “lil lady” on your knee……..You continue you bring up your ex when she has had nothing to do with this….. …… you claim to be a web site developer when really your skimming the system while sitin your @$$ on the couch doing nothing but surfing the net….. well done sir …….you’re a first class F up, your lil buddy deserves the Thoroughbred restin on his knee.

    • People who are misinformed really are sad. If anyone that knows the couple we are speaking of, knows how much of a selfish, lazy, conceited, big headed person that this “wife” is. She has done nothing to keep her family together, she has done nothing for her kids, she is so immature, that she can’t even see what she is doing to her kids by doing the things she is doing to their father. (and yes she had every part in this) She is a lazy bitch, you go to her house and it is a mess, there are dishes piled to the ceiling, her kids have no food to eat, there is dog shit on the floor that has obviously been there for days. I have to ask them if they have eaten today so i know they ate. I guarantee you, her fat ass ate breakfast on her way to work, she has sat down at a restaurant and ate on her lunch break (spending at least $15), and then probably brings home a $5 little cesar pizza for her kids. (her kids survive on little cesars pizza) My brother has tried countless of times to make his marriage work for the sake of his kids, but she will not stop judging him. He works in the construction industry and we all know that its hard out there for independent contractors and its seasonal work. Thats why i got out of it, i went to school, i got my degree in Web development and Software Development. Yeah, I made the page up, i will make a website up if i want to, you mess with my family, i will come after you.

      • oK let me get this straight. HE dont work and sits at home with the kids and she works to pay bills? But yet SHE is the P.O.S ??? hmmm im confused. im a guy and when i was in school i was a stay at home dad and NEVER let my house get dirty. and i fed my kids if one person sits at home and one works i think the one working deserves to have a clean house when they get home no mater if your male or female.

    • They are still married and she been fucking someone else for the last 7 months,hell she is ready to have him move in with her…and she has EVERYTHING to do with this and she knows it so whoever u are shut your stupid mouth,I bet u would NEVER say this to her ex- husband face you fucking pussy.

      • Pretty sure he fucked what’s her face first. Which is why it didn’t work out in the first place. He doesn’t have a job. If you work in an industry where no work is available, you try a different industry to support your family. Ohhh no, not him! He’s too lazy! Also, how can he call his wife crying and begging to come home and end up with a different broad in his lap later that day? Sure sounds like he wants to work things out to me!

  51. “you know something baby you get one more sexy tattoo you are going to get labeled a pretty person”…ANd you know we dont take kind to pretty people around here.

  52. ” I know they repoed my trailer but you still got to take your shoes off and eat over a plate when you visit where my trailer once was.”

  53. Im just gonna say I really hope kids are not involved at this point cause they are the ones that suffer the most from this. Also dont we teach our kids not to bully? I think we need to teach the Adults also. Im sorry to the people in the picture that have nothing to do with this and is now being made an ass in front of alot of people. This could shoot a persons confidence way down, and hurt this person or people for the rest of their life, if not sooner due to humiliation think about it.

    • Thank u very much!!!! the people in this picture are extremely hurt and so are the kids who love and cared about the girl that posted this picture she was only thinking about herself and trying to get back at her ex- husband not about the others in the picture…Again thank u for your post

      • Why in the world would kids be hurt from this??? As a “parent” should you really let your kids get on the War blog??? No little ninjas needed.

      • The ex-wife that started this whole thing got her children involved they are old enough to see everything ,as for the children in this poto they heard people talking about this site and know exactly what’s going on….

  54. “Hey Gertrude, get off that chicken wing . We gotta getsa hold of that craigs list Cubs fan who ants to bet on that there game next week.

  55. JR: “Hey Bubba, how do you circumcise a redneck?”
    Bubba: “How?”
    JR: “Kick your fatass sister in the jaw!”

  56. If one of you fat asses was like macgyver i could turn this chicken bone into a meth pipe and we might loose some weight!

  57. Let’s take the kids too the lake and enjoy this hot summer day and grill and enjoy our day off. Drink a few cold ones.

  58. “Sister Martha Sue, you sure are the classiest broad I’ve ever seen! I just wish brother Cletus wouldn’t a had first dibs on ya.”

  59. “Careful there Bubba, she sat on my cousin’s, sister-in-law’s, brother’s leg and he had to have both of his knees and a hip replaced.”

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