TUESDAY’S CRAP ON CELEBS & TODAY’S PORNO BIRTHDAY!

Today’s CRAP ON CELEBS has us chatting about the big news including Anderson Cooper coming out of his GLASS CLOSET. And of course some CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS and today’s WORLD FAMOUS PORNO BIRTHDAY!

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Guess what? ANDERSON COOPER is gay. I know, we’re shocked too. He announced it in an open letter to fellow gay journalist ANDREW SULLIVAN.  He said, quote, “The fact is, I’m gay, always have been, always will be, and I couldn’t be any more happy, comfortable with myself, and proud.” He added that he has tried to maintain privacy about his sexual orientation partly for personal reasons.  But there were also professional concerns. He said, quote, “Since I started as a reporter in war zones 20 years ago, I’ve often found myself in some very dangerous places. For my safety and the safety of those I work with, I try to blend in as much as possible, and prefer to stick to my job of telling other people’s stories, and not my own.” If you care, you can read the whole statement HERE. When he heard the news, America’s other go-to gay guy, NEIL PATRICK HARRIS, Tweeted, quote, “Good for you, Anderson Cooper.  You’re awesome.” Anderson’s sexuality has been a poorly-kept secret as far back as 2003, when a gay lifestyle magazine called “Metrosource” referred to him as “openly gay”.

Andy Griffith, an icon of TV, has died … this according to Andy’s close friend, former UNC President Bill Friday. Griffith, who became famous for “The Andy Griffith Show,” passed away at his home in Manteo, North Carolina this morning. Friday broke the news to WITN News in North Carolina. In addition to starring in his show and the subsequent “Mayberry R.F.D.,” Griffith was a Grammy award-winning southern gospel singer.  Of course, Griffith also starred in the long-running series, “Matlock” and often made guest appearances in other shows, including “Dawson’s Creek.” There’s a famous statue of Andy and Opie — played by Ron Howard — in Raleigh, North Carolina. Griffith was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom by George W. Bush in 2005.

What celebrity would you most like to see grinding one out in a sex tape?  According to a survey by the porno sites Vivid.com and XCritic.com, it’s LINDSAY LOHAN. 72.6% of those surveyed said they want to see Lindsay get it on.  JENNIFER LOPEZ came in second with 65.4%. Obviously, people could pick more than one celebrity. Even though she already DID do some pornography, the OCTOMOM got very little love.  Only 14.1% of voters said they’d like to see her going at it. DANIA SUAREZ, the butter-face Colombian prostitute at the heart of the Secret Service scandal, received some interest from 30% of respondents. In other survey results, the most popular “kinky” genre is the THIRD INPUT.  42% of voters enjoy watching scenes involving THE DIFFICULT BROWN, as Sinead O’Connor so colorfully describes it. Girl-on-Girl action was next, with 40.5% . . . followed by MILF porn, which is enjoyed by 32.5% of deviants.

HBO has renewed its new drama The Newsroom after less than a month on the air. The Aaron Sorkin show drew 2.1 million viewers for its series premiere — which is big compared to another freshman offering, Girls — which drew only 1.1 million. The network also revealed that they’ve ordered a sixth season of True Blood.

In the new issue of “Vanity Fair”, ALEC BALDWIN admits he has behaved “unreasonably” and “childishly” IN THE PAST.  You know, as opposed to the present, where he’s mature and reasonable. Alec says he once dreamed of murdering his ex-wife KIM BASINGER with a BASEBALL BAT.  He also had murderous intentions for TMZ boss Harvey Levin when the website posted that nasty voicemail he left for his daughter Ireland, in which he called her a “rude, thoughtless little pig.” He says, quote, “I wanted to stick a knife in him and gut him and kill him.  I wanted him to die breathing his last breath looking into my eyes.” But he claims he’s over all that . . . quote, “You have to let that go.  Through time . . . I mean, it does heal wounds.” Alec says he speaks with Basinger from time to time about Ireland, and things are, quote, “cordial”.  He also credits his new wife Hilaria Thomas with helping him find inner peace. They were NOT married yet at the time of this interview . . . which means Alec had yet to verbally assault that photographer this past Friday.  The interview may have also happened before he attacked that other photographer last month. One last note:  Alec quit Twitter yesterday.  He wrote, “It’s been fun” . . . then deleted his account.

“The Amazing Spider-Man”  hits theaters today……everyone is psyched. But here are some things you should know.

#1.)  It’s a reboot . . . yep, only five years after “Spider-Man 3″.  This time Peter Parker is Andrew Garfield, the guy who played the best friend Mark Zuckerberg dissed in “The Social Network”. And according to “Spider-Man” co-creator Stan Lee, he’s just as a good as Tobey Maguire.

#2.)  One difference this time around is Peter’s back-story.  In the other movies and comics, he was raised by his aunt and uncle because his parents were DEAD. The hidden truth about them is what drives the story here, and supposedly he was “abandoned” in this one . . . not orphaned.

#3.)  There’s no Mary Jane Watson.  In this version, a much younger Spider-Man hooks up with Gwen Stacy, who comic fans know as Peter’s earliest love interest. She’s played by Emma Stone. Denis Leary plays her dad . . . and he’s also the cop hunting Spider-Man down. Martin Sheen and Sally Field are Uncle Ben and Aunt May, and Rhys Ifans is the villain.  He was Luna Lovegood’s dad in the “Harry Potter” movies.

#4.) Stan Lee LOVES making cameos in these Marvel Comics movies, and he’s in this one too.  That makes 15 cameos altogether. That includes “The Avengers”, the other “Spider-Man” trilogy, both “Iron Man” movies, “Thor”, “Captain America”, both “Hulk” movies, “Daredevil”, both “Fantastic Four” movies, and the first and third “X-Men” films.

CRAPPY BDAYS:
–TOM CRUISE – 50
–Olivia Munn – 32
–Patrick Wilson – 39
–Andrea Barber – 36
–Julian Assange – 41
–Shawnee Smith – 42
–Yeardley Smith – 48
–Thomas Gibson – 50
–Vince Clarke – 52
–Aaron Tippin – 54
–Montel Williams – 56
–Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino – 28
–Becki Newton – 34  (Sexy Amanda on “Ugly Betty”.)
–David Joyner – 49
–Kirk Pengilly – 54
– Geraldo Rivera – 69
–Bill Withers – 74


Mimi Miyagi – 39 – Today’s Filipino mattress actress has tossed more balls than a roman candle in 101 fine films, including . . .
“China Vagina”
“Hells Anals”
“Moo Goo Gai Poon”
“Wong Side of Town”
“Lickity Slit”
“Amber the Lesbian Queefer”

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