WEDNESDAY’S CRAP ON & TODAY’S PORNO BDAY

Today’s CRAP ON CELEBS has us chatting about TOSH.0 and how he apologized for a RAPE JOKE he made the other night. Plus DirectTV and Viacom are fighting again. Plus today’s CRAPPY BDAYS and WORLD FAMOUS PORNO BIRTHDAY

PhotobucketDANIEL TOSH has apologized for a GANG RAPE joke he directed at a female audience member during a recent standup gig in L.A. A friend of the woman who was the subject of the joke described the incident in a blog post.  She said Tosh, quote, “made some very generalizing, declarative statements about rape jokes always being funny.” The woman was not amused, so she shouted, quote, “Actually, rape jokes are never funny!” And Tosh replied, quote, “Wouldn’t it be funny if that girl got raped by like, five guys right now?  Like right now?  What if a bunch of guys just raped her?”  The woman left at that point. Well, the blog post started getting picked up around the Internet, and yesterday, Tosh SORT OF apologized on Twitter. He said, quote, “All the out of context misquotes aside, I’d like to sincerely apologize.” He added, quote, “The point I was making before I was heckled is there are awful things in the world but you can still make jokes about them. #deadbabies”

DirecTV customers lost all Viacom channels last night at midnight. That’s because DirecTV and Viacom failed to come to terms on a new contract . . . and the impasse extended beyond a midnight deadline. DirecTV subscribers lost a chunk of channels, including:  Nickelodeon, Comedy Central, MTV, BET, VH1, CMT, Logo, Spike, TV Land, MTV2, VH1 Classic, Nick Jr., NickToons and TeenNick. DirecTV has about 20 million subscribers throughout the country. Including the HD, it carries a total of 26 Viacom-owned channels. It’s unclear how long the blackout might last.  DirecTV says Viacom wants to add a “carriage fee of more than 30%” . . . but Viacom says they proposed a fair deal where each subscriber would only have to pay, quote, “a couple [more] pennies per day.”

Back in April, the big rumor was that KRISTEN WIIG, ANDY SAMBERG and JASON SUDEIKIS would not be returning to “Saturday Night Live” this fall. They were RIGHT about Kristen and Andy, but there’s been no word from Jason . . . until now. In an interview with “Men’s Journal”, Jason doesn’t explicitly say he’s leaving, but he sure sounds like he’s got one foot out the door. He says, quote, “I’ve left places before.  This is very, very different . . . Goodbyes are tough . . . ['SNL' is] an amazing job and a horrible job.” If Jason stays, it’ll be his ninth season.  If he goes, the timing isn’t great.  With the election, there will be a lot of political sketches this fall . . . and Jason plays both MITT ROMNEY and Vice President JOE BIDEN. An “SNL” writer has speculated that Jason could stick around just for the political sketches, and then leave after the election.

SLASH got his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday . . . and CHARLIE SHEEN made a crack about AXL ROSE while speaking at the ceremony. He said, quote, “It’s quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.”

SOFIA VERGARA and her boyfriend are engaged…..this is the same dude she just broke up with back in May. Sofia wore her new ring while celebrating her 40th birthday with friends in Mexico (her bday was yesterday). Sofia was married once before, and has a 19-year-old son.

The circus continues…..The OCTOMOM has lined up a new stripping gig . . . and now she’s being sued by the club she was originally supposed to strip at.

A law professor examined JAY-Z’S “99 Problems” . . . and wrote a 19-PAGE law review on the legality of the rights Jay-Z claims he has in the track. You can check out the FULL thing HERE.

THE KILLERS have released a new song called “Runaways”.  It’s off their next album “Battle Born”, which comes out September 18th. You can find audio of “Runaways”….HERE

This was expected, but it just became official:  The third and final “Hunger Games” book, “Mockingjay”, will be split into TWO MOVIES. Part 1 will come out on November 21st, 2014 . . . and part 2 will follow on November 20th, 2015. It’s the same tactic the “Harry Potter” and “Twilight” franchises used to squeeze more cash out of their gullible followers . . . er, I mean, to make sure the material is treated with the utmost care and respect.

CRAPPY BDAYS:
–Richie Sambora – 53  (Bon Jovi)
–Lil’ Kim – 38  (Rapper)
–Leon Spinks – 59  (Former Heavyweight Champ)
–Michael Rosenbaum – 40  (Was Lex Luthor on “Smallville”.)
–Debbie Dunning – 46  (Heidi the Tool Time Girl on “Home Improvement”)
–Justin Chambers – 42  (Sexy Dr. Alex Karev on “Grey’s Anatomy”.)
–Giorgio Armani – 78  (Fashion mogul)
–Lisa Rinna – 49  (Actress…..she posed for “Playboy” in 2009, and she looked damn good doing it…despite the fact she was rockin a little too much make-up….and bush)
–Suzanne Vega – 53
–Nadya Suleman – 37  (The Octomom)


Richelle Ryan – 27 – Today’s birthday girl has handled more sausage than Uncle Bills Pancake House…….in 103 fine films including:
“Don’t Waste It Taste It Volume 1”
“Smorgaswhores”
“I Screwed the Pizza Guy Volume 3”
“Bomb Ass White Booty Volume 15”
“Goo Girls Volume 24”
“Baby Got Boobs Volume 8″
“Fuck My Skull Volume 3” ”
“Pegging: A Strap on Love Story Volume 2”

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