WEDNESDAY’S CRAP ON CELEBS & TODAY’S PORNO BDAY

Today’s CRAP ON CELEBS has us chatting about the MTV Video Music Awards.  Also we chat about an OLD SCHOOL show that may be a remake on CBC.  And the Wachowski brothers…are now just Wachowski siblings.  Yeah…gross.  Plus today’s CRAPPY BDAYS and the WORLD FAMOUS PORNO BDAY!

PhotobucketThe “MTV Video Music Award” nominees were announced yesterday . . . and DRAKE and RIHANNA led the way with five nominations.  KATY PERRY followed with four . . . while COLDPLAY, M.I.A., JAY-Z & KANYE WEST and FRANK OCEAN scored three apiece. Linkin Park, The Black Keys, Coldplay, and Jack White are nominated for Best Rock Video. GOTYE’S “Somebody I Used to Know” is a candidate for Video of the Year. The band Fun is up for Best New Artist. Skrillex is nominated for Best Electronic Dance Music Video….and Rise Against has a nomination for Best Video With A Message. This year’s ceremony goes down on September 6th.  ALICIA KEYS is hosting.  You can browse the COMPLETE list HERE.

We’ve already seen new shows based on:  “Hawaii Five-0″, “Dallas”, “90210″, and “Charlie’s Angels”, and NBC has a re-do of “The Munsters” in the pipeline. Now, CBS is developing a new “Brady Bunch” show. There aren’t many details yet, but here’s what we know:  It’s about a divorced man named Bobby Brady, who remarries to form a new blended family, like the one in the original show from the 70′s. There are conflicting reports on whether or not this “Bobby Brady” is the same character who was the youngest son on the original show.  (Although, it would be a strange decision to name this character Bobby Brady if it wasn’t.) There’s no word on any casting, but it’s probably safe to assume MIKE LOOKINLAND, who played the original Bobby, will NOT be involved.  He hasn’t acted in almost 20 years . . . and didn’t do much beyond playing Bobby. One big difference on the new show is that the couple’s EXES are still in the picture.  On the original show, the former spouses were never depicted and rarely mentioned.  Carol Brady was divorced, while Mike Brady’s previous wife had died. Also, Bobby Brady and his wife will have their own kid, in addition to children from their previous relationships. There’s no official timetable on this yet, but if everything works out, it could make CBS’ schedule for NEXT fall, in 2013.

HENRY HOPPER . . . the 21-year-old son of the late DENNIS HOPPER . . . has been accused rape. A 16-year-old girl has filed a lawsuit against Hopper, in which she claims that over a period of several months, he incapacitated her with drugs and alcohol, then took advantage of her. She’s accusing him of acts including intercourse, forced oral sex and sodomy.  These acts allegedly occurred last year, when she was 15. There doesn’t appear to be any record of the girl ever reporting Hopper to police.  She’s seeking unspecified damages.

By now, you’ve probably heard about what happened to ANDY and LARRY WACHOWSKI . . . the brothers behind the “Matrix” trilogy. Namely that they’re NOT BROTHERS ANYMORE.  Larry began transitioning into womanhood 10 years ago, and is now LANA Wachowski. Well, Lana has given us our first real look at her as a woman, in a preview for the upcoming movie “Cloud Atlas”.  Lana and Andy directed the movie, along with TOM TYKWER of “Run Lola Run” fame.

INCUBUS is kicking off the Honda Civic Tour with LINKIN PARK and MUTEMATH in two weeks . . . and after that’s over, they’re probably going to go on hiatus again.  Singer BRANDON BOYD says, quote, “As far as Incubus right now, we’ll probably take another break.  But what we’d like to do is arrive with the best of intentions and try to create music from a sense of urgency as well as purity and not necessarily based on a schedule. He goes on to say (quote) “I know that can be frustrating for our listeners and stuff, but I think we’ll make better music as a result.”

WEDNESDAY’S TV:
NBC: MORE MIND NUMBINGLY BORING OLYMPIC COVERAGE
CBS:  BIG BROTHER
FOX:  SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE (repeat)
TNT:  DALLAS

CRAPPY BDAYS:
–Tempestt Bledsoe – 39  (Vanessa Huxtable on “The Cosby Show”)
–Chuck D – 52  (Public Enemy)
–Adam Duritz – 48  (Counting Crows)
–Joe Elliott – 53  (Def Leppard’s singer)
–Coolio – 49


Evelyn Lin – 25 – Today’s Chinese birthday girl has put her sideways vagina to work in 82 fine films including:
“Mr. Chew’s Asian Beaver Volume 4”
“Oriental Orgasms Volume 1”
“Me Luv U Long Time Volume 9”
“Asian Poke Holes Volume 2”
“Asian Street Hookers Volume 45”
“Asian Fever Sex Objects Volume 2”
“I Love Asians Volume 5”
“Asian Mouth Club Volume 4”
“Big Pole Little Hole”

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