TUESDAY’S CRAP ON CELEBS & TODAYS PORNO BDAY

On today’s CRAP ON CELEBS we chat more about the ELMO SEX SCANDAL, a beef between Steven Tyler and Nicki Minaj, and the kid from Two and a Half Men is being EXTRA DOUCHEY!  Plus, today’s EXTRA CRAPPY BDAYS and the world FAMOUS PORNO BIRTHDAY!

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Let the piling on begin. More trouble for Elmo. I really feel bad for this Kevin Clash guy. A THIRD man has come forward to claim that he had a sexual relationship with him when he was underage.  This guy, who won’t reveal his identity, says his relationship with Kevin started in 2000, when he was 16.  He’s expected to file a lawsuit today….AND he’ll also release excerpts from a BOOK he’s writing about their encounters. Clash’s spokeswoman says, quote, “Mr. Clash believes this lawsuit has no merit.”

ANGUS T. JONES,  the 19-year-old who plays “Jake” on “Two and a Half Men”…  you know…the kid who two years ago, signed a contract extension that guaranteed him $7.9 MILLION over two seasons.  And just this past May, he accepted a salary bump up to $350,000 per episode…yeah THAT kid just gave an interview to a religious website, where he ripped the show, and suggested that people stop watching it. He says he’s got MORAL objections to the show and no longer wanted to be a part of it. And he was totally serious. He’s apparently gone the way of Kirk Cameron. In the interview, he discussed his faith, and insinuated that the show is part of Satan’s  “plan.” He says  “You cannot be a true God-fearing person and be on a television show like that.  I know I can’t.  I’m not OK with what I’m learning, what the Bible says and being on that television show.” That’s all fine and well……but he certainly doesn’t have a problem cashing those checks each week. No one from CBS or the show has responded to his remarks. The thing I don’t get is:  If Angus thinks the show is immoral and harmful to people . . . WHY IS HE STILL DOING IT?  How is that not hypocritical?  Did he just come to this realization as he was giving the interview?

JAMIE FOXX is laying it on a little thick don’t ya think? He called PRESIDENT OBAMA  “Our Lord and Savior” at the “Soul Train Awards” which aired Sunday night.  Catholic League President BILL DONAHUE was NOT cool with that. We get it Jamie…  you’re black and you love the President. Got it. Cool.  HERE’S THE REST OF THE STORY.

There’s beef between STEVEN TYLER and NICKI MINAJ.  It started with Steven telling MTV News that he is NOT sure about the new judges on “American Idol”, because he’s heard about all the drama between Nicki and MARIAH CAREY and doesn’t think Nicki Minaj is a good fit for because she brings too much drama and isn’t compassionate enough.  After hearing that, Nicki lashed out at him on Twitter…  and called him RACIST.  Ew boy.  GET THE EFF OUTTA HERE!

SIMON COWELL is the latest victim of one of those “swatting” hoaxes. Somebody called 911 Sunday afternoon and said an unidentified person was bound with duct tape and being held in the bathroom of Simon’s Beverly Hills mansion.  Police showed up, but whaddya know…  it wasn’t true.

Now that she’s made a few bucks on the small screen, LINDSAY LOHAN reportedly wants to star in a comedy based on her own life.  Sources say CHARLIE SHEEN put that bug in her ear when they shot “Scary Movie 5″ together, telling her it would be an easy way to make big money and get her career back on track.

Here’s an update to a story from yesterday…   Singer, rocker, free-form motivational speaker, and general party dude Andrew W.K. caused a stir in the music world by claiming the U.S. State Department had made him a cultural ambassador to the Middle East.  Unfortunately for rockers and partiers worldwide, it won’t be happening.  W.K., whose given name is Andrew Wilkes-Krier, posted to his website announcing the State Department had invited him to travel to Bahrain in December to “promot[e] partying and world peace”  READ THE STORY HERE.

BLAKE SHELTON once said he’d never do a reality show . . . and now he’s on “The Voice”.  ERIC CHURCH believes “you’re not an artist” if you do one . . . although that could come back to haunt him someday.   My point is . . . it’s got to be tough to say no to reality TV when they’re waving wads of cash in your face.  It’s something JUSTIN MOORE has been thinking about.  He says, quote, “I’m just not a big fan of reality TV.  I don’t watch much TV in general but it’s not something I’m interested in, necessarily.”  Sounds like “not necessarily” means he’ll cross that money train when he comes to it.  Justin continues, quote, “It’s not something that I enjoy watching or it’s not something that I think I would be interested in doing but I never say never.  You never know.”

Actor Tim Allen’s customized 1996 Chevy Impala SS was stolen from his Los Angeles home by a man claiming to be his adoptive son. Thirty-four-year-old Faustino Ibarra was caught by Denver police on Friday, November 23 after Ibarra’s family reported finding the pimped-up ride parked at their Colorado home.  Upon his arrest, Ibarra insisted that he was driving the car with the actor’s permission and added that he had told Allen about taking the Chevy to a cross-country drive all the way to Colorado. “I’m trying to make it simple for you to understand. I didn’t break into (Allen’s) garage. He left the door open and he left me the keys so I could get the car and take it to Denver,” said Ibarra.
NEW RELEASES OUT THIS WEEK. ON DVD you’ve got “Men in Black III” with Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones and Josh Brolin. Also out today…  ”Sparkle”,  Whitney Houston’s last movie before she croaked. And…  the animated flick “ParaNorman”. On CD and iTunes: The Rage Against the Machine 20th anniversary box set which includes 2 CDs, 2 DVDs, and an LP. Also, new albums from Alicia Keys, another Glee compilation, the score from Twilight Breaking Dawn 2 and for all the homies on the streets you’ve got “Wu-Block” featuring Ghostface Killah from the Wu-Tang Clan, and Sheek Louch from D-Block with guests from both their crews, including Raekwon, Jadakiss, Method Man, Inspectah Deck, and Styles P. New video games out this week:  a Big “Mass Effect 3″ downloadable content pack and the very sexy sounding “Ratchet & Clank: Full Frontal Assault.”

TUESDAY TV:

CBS: NCIS and NCIS: LOS ANGELES

NBC: THE VOICE, GO ON, THE NEW NORMAL and PARENTHOOD

FOX:  RAISING HOPE, BEN AND KATE, NEW GIRL and THE MINDY PROJECT – Mindy is put in a tough position when a teenage neighbor asks her for birth control.

ABC:  HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS (The animated OG version: Castle law) the SHREK THE HALLS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL and the season finale of DANCING WITH THE STARS

FX: SONS OF ANARCHY

CRAPPY BDAYS:
–Victoria Gotti – 50
–Jaleel White – 36  (Motherf**kin’Steve Urkel!)
–James Avery – 64  (Uncle Phil on “Fresh Prince of Bel-Air”.)
–Fisher Stevens – 49  (The Indian dude who wasn’t really an Indian dude…Benjamin in “Short Circuit” 1 AND 2!)
–Robin Givens – 48  (Mike Tyson’s downfall)
–Caroline Kennedy – 55
–Bill Nye “The Science Guy” – 57
–Curtis Armstrong – 59  (Booger in “Revenge of the Nerds”)


Photo courtesy of whotalking.com

Melissa Martinez – 27 – Today’s Latina birthday girl has served up her soft taco in 33 fine films including: “Slutinas Volume 2″
“Yo Quiero Chocolatte”
“Loca Latina Sluts Volume 2”
“Bitches in Training Volume 2”,
“Balls Deep Volume 10”
“Throated Volumes 4, 7 and 10”
“Not Milk Volume 4”
“Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted”

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