MONDAY’S CRAP ON CELEBS & TODAYS PORNO BDAY

On today’s CRAP ON CELEBS – we talk about DON JOHNSONS….JOHNSON.  Plus, Jimmy Kimmel hates Jay Leno, and we have today’s CRAPPY BDAYS and WORLD FAMOUS PORNO BIRTHDAY!  CHECK IT ALL OUT BELOW!

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DON JOHNSON is setting a long-standing rumor straight by admitting that his junk just isn’t all that big.  He says, quote, “Look, I’ve seen guys with a lot bigger than me.”  And he specifically mentions former Boston Celtics star DENNIS JOHNSON . . . who unfortunately died almost six years ago. But, honestly, we always say why do people DEBATE the fact that they have a rumor of HUGE JOHNSONS?!  STUPID!  But, it’s all good…who knows.

We know JIMMY KIMMEL isn’t a fan of JAY LENO, and he continues to rip on him. Jimmy tells “Rolling Stone”, quote, “Leno hasn’t been a good stand-up in 20 years . . . as a comedian, you can’t not have disdain for what he’s done:  He totally sold out.  He was a master chef who opened a Burger King.”

68-year-old GEORGE LUCAS is dating his 43-year-old girlfriend MELLODY HOBSON.  She’s a big deal at DreamWorks Animation . . . and George obviously suffers from a serious case of JUNGLE FEVER.

During a recent interview to hype “Django Unchained”, SAMUEL L. JACKSON refused to answer a question about the film’s use of the N-word unless the reporter would say the actual word.  The guy refused, so Sam told him to move on to another subject.  He told the guy, quote, “It wasn’t a great question if you can’t say the word.”

“Men’s Health” magazine has already decided who the 100 Hottest Women of 2013 are.  And at the top of their list is KATY PERRY.  She’s followed by MILA KUNIS, CHRISTINA HENDRICKS, JENNIFER LAWRENCE and JENNIFER ANISTON. Check out the FULL LIST HERE!

CRAPPY BDAYS:

–Nicolas Cage – 49
–Dustin Diamond – 36  (Screech from “Saved By the Bell”)
–John Rich – 39  (Big & Rich. And the host of the reality show “Gone Country”)
–Jeremy Renner – 42  (“Hurt Locker”, “Avengers”, and “Mission Impossible”)
–Katie Couric – 56
–Kenny “Motherfuckin” Loggins – 65
–David Caruso – 57  (“CSI:  Miami” star with wicked one liners)


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Scarlet – 29 – Today’s birthday girl has had her curtains more times than the Fox Theatre……in 23 fine films including:
“Scarlett And Hannah Struggle In Bondage”
“Throat Gaggers Volume 1”
“Hot Showers Volume 4”
“Butterface Pageant”
“Mystery Man’s Duct Tape Sessions”

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