BEST OF THE W.A.R WEEK & PODCAST (01/21 – 12/25)

On this week’s BEST OF THE WAR WEEK BLOG AND PODCAST we have a couple brand new DUMBASS CONTESTS! Plus we have some really great FREAKS OF THE WEEK…we do some PRICK BE TRIPPIN & BITCH BE TRIPPIN, light up another chick with a WHORING, plus, you can also find all your VIDEOS, AUDIO, and PHOTOS from the week HERE!

FROM MONDAY:

With MLK day today…we have put out a LEGIT EAGLE CALL. We want you to pick up your phone…call in….and say something REALLY nice about a Black Person. This is no “funny joke” way to get in a racist joke. We’re being serious. Here are the calls… CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO and more stories!

MAYOR FRED was in the building for the reading of the FREAKS! Check out the ads that we have found on Craigslist and find out who will become the next FREAK OF THE YEAR WINNER! Hear Fred read these nominees and then click the link to see who won this week and now leaves with the Jerry Sandusky Memorial Trophy! ALL YOUR FREAKS HERE…READ ON!

Check out this hilarious PARODY VIDEO of a business own who put out a commercial for his laundry place. He doesn’t wash anything but socks, t-shirts, and dresses. But, they all have to be out….it’s time for WHITES ONLY LAUNDRY! Too funny. Again, remember – we know this is a PARODY! CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO

We all love the PORNO BIRTHDAY TITLES…and of course…we love hot chicks. So when they both combine at the AVN Awards (The Oscars of Porn) we have to do a brief recap. Check out the list of some of our favorite titles/categories below! SEE IT HERE

Federal offices, schools and other institutions will be closed on Monday, Jan. 21, to celebrate Martin Luther King, Jr. Day. The holiday honors Martin Luther King, Jr.’s birthday, which is Jan. 15. We also found a survey that 32% of companies WILL close. Here is some stuff that is closed… SEE IT HERE

FROM TUESDAY:

Today’s TALE has us chatting about the story of some HOOKER named Josie. Not an actual hooker, but you get the point. Josie decided that her and Matthew were to get engaged and have a lifetime of happiness. Oh, that was until he found out about her LESBIAN GIRLFRIEND she had for FOUR YEARS! CHECK OUT THE FULL WHORING HERE!

Check out today’s THAT SUCKS STORIES. So, maybe you are thinking your life is terrible and everything is going wrong…read these stories…you’ll feel better. Because these stories will truly have you saying….THAT SUCKS! READ ALL THAT SUCKS STORIES HERE!

GOT GAME WITH STEVE MANBALLS MASTERS! If you have a video game question or just curious about the latest stuff in gaming…check out the Got Game Segment with Steve “Manballs” Masters. ALL THE GOT GAME STUFF HERE

We all love the PORNO BIRTHDAY TITLES…and of course…we love hot chicks. So when they both combine at the AVN Awards (The Oscars of Porn) we have to do a brief recap. Check out the list of some of our favorite titles/categories below! SEE IT HERE

FROM WEDNESDAY

Today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN segment…ladies – we love you – but sometimes you do and say some really crazy stuff. So – we gotta call you out. We took some calls and rocked out some news stories for today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN! ALL STORIES AND CALLERS HERE!

So, we seriously have this crazy video on our blog about a chick eating her own blood soaked tampon. It’s as disgusting as you think. But we had our own idea and wanted to see if Patrico was willing to do it. And…well…he was. Listen to the TAMPON CHALLENGE! SEE THE VIDEO HERE

**WARNING! WARNING** Just want to put that out there. This video is truly disgusting and one of the most disturbing things you will see. It’s almost worse than 2 GIRLS 1 CUP. This crazy bitch hooker pulls out her tampon…and sucks on it. You have been warned! SEE IT HERE

Last week, a 22-year-old woman from Pennsylvania was busted smuggling drugs across the border from Mexico into the U.S. . . . inside her LOVE TUNNEL. After Customs officials found the drugs, they also found a text she’d sent telling someone, quote, “I’m smuggling cocaine and heroin in my coochie.” She’s facing felony drug smuggling charges. SEE IT HERE

Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST is GUESS THE STATE! We read a story and it seems that the biggest of the idiots usually come from ONE of FOUR really retarded states. So, we read the story and then YOU have to guess. CLICK HERE TO PLAY ALONG!

A new study figured out the basic skills that are disappearing the fastest because of modern technology. The top five are handwriting, using a dictionary or encyclopedia, mental math, reading a map, and finding something at the library. SEE IT HERE

FROM THURSDAY:

Today’s SEXY TIME FUN FACTS has us looking for stories about people who have had sex with multiple partners in the SAME DAY. To make it official you have to take your pants off, do the deed, put your pants back on and then do it all over again with someone else! SEXY TIME FUN FACTS CONTINUE HERE!

It’s Glory Hole Challenge time! It’s simple, Patrico has to guess what item is being passed through the GLORYHOLE…only using his MOUTH and his FACE! Check out what the items that WOODY and RIZZ shoved in Patrico’s FACE by watching the video BELOW! SEE THE VIDEO HERE

A dispute over a spot in line at a food stamp office downstate escalated into a full-fledged brawl.The fight on Tuesday was captured on video and shows at least four women wrestling and punching each other. READ MORE HERE

By now you’ve all heard of our favorite new rapper, Chief Keef. As you know, he is an extremely talented rapper (insert sarcasm here), a very good model citizen (insert sarcasm here), and now we know even more about him. SEE IT HERE

 

FROM FRIDAY:

AUDIO:

Maybe you have the perfect plan. It was set and good to go. Then all of sudden, out of no where, ULTRA….FAILLLLL! You can read the stories, hear the audio, and watch the videos of ALL the FRIDAY FAIL STORIES! Plus, listen to Rizz and his “voice of an angel” sing the Friday FAIL THEME SONG! It’s glorious! ALL FAIL STORIES HERE!

PHOTO:

Here’s something we’d almost guarantee you’ve never noticed: KATY PERRY and diabetic chef PAULA DEEN look alike. In fact, the resemblance is kind of scary. Someone Photoshopped Katy’s face onto a picture of Paula, and it really drives the point home. SEE THE PICS HERE

WAR TOPICS:

Today we crown the HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE WEEK! Will it be the BABY CARRIER BEAT DOWN?! The BATHROOM PASS OUT CHICK?! The CAT-ATTACK stabbin’ hoosier or the guy who let his PITBULL babysit his INFANT SON?! So many good choices! WHO WILL WIN?! CHECK IT ALL OUT HERE

Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST is Rockband, Race Horse, or Porno. We give you the name and it’s simple. You tell us. Is it a Rock Band…the name of a Race Horse…or…a PORNO MOVIE?! PLAY THE GAME HERE

The Mars Volta have called it quits. Band member Cedric Bixler-Zavala announced the end of the popular Texas prog group via a series of tweets on Wednesday . “I can’t sit here and pretend any more. I no longer am a member of Mars Volta,” Zavala tweeted, adding, “sadly it’s over.” CHECK IT OUT

You want to talk about DOUCHEBAG? Normally you think that a mother daughter would have a pretty close bond right? Well, that means that normally you wouldn’t expect anyone to STEAL YOUR IDENTITY! Well, a woman actually STOLE HER DAUGHTERS IDENTITY and ruined the daughter life. SUCKS! And a total DOUCHE move! SEE THIS RIDICULOUS STORY HERE

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