THE 1st ANNUAL W.A.R HONKEY AWARD WINNERS!

Folks, today’s its a moment in HISTORY. We hold the first ever WOODY AND RIZZUTO HONKEY AWARDS! Who will pick up the first HONKEYS?!! Celebrating the best in HONKEY Movies, Sports, and Entertainment….100% HONKEY! See the official list of nominees and find out the who takes home the 2013 Honkeys!

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All winners have been bolded and marked in color!

BEST HONKEY IN THE NBA

  • Kevin Love – Minnesota Timberwolves
  • David Lee – Golden State Warriors
  • Steve Nash – LA Lakers
  • Kirk Hinrich – Chicago Bulls
  • Dirk Nowitzki – Dallas Mavericks

BEST HONKEY TALK SHOW

  • Ellen
  • Dr. Phil
  • The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
  • Dr. Oz

HONKEY MOVIE OF THE YEAR

  • LINCOLN
  • HOBBIT
  • TWILIGHT
  • BRAVE

BEST HONKEY TELEVISION DRAMA SERIES

  • DOWNTON ABBEY
  • MAD MEN
  • GAME OF THRONES
  • SONS OF ANARCHY
  • THE WALKING DEAD
  • BREAKING BAD

BEST HONKEY REALITY SHOW

  • Honey Boo Boo
  • Duck Dynasty
  • Teen Mom 2
  • The Bachelor
  • Amish Mafia

SUPREME HONKEY ACTOR (TELEVISION OR MOVIES):

  • Robert Pattinson – Twilight
  • Christian Bale – The Dark Knight Rises
  • Bryan Cranston – Breaking Bad
  • Jon Ham – Mad Men
  • Ty Burrell – Modern Family
  • Jim Parsons – Big Bang Theory

SUPREME HONKEY ACTRESS (TELEVISION OR MOVIES):

  • Lena Dunham – Girls
  • Melissa McCarthy – Mike and Molly
  • Anne Hathaway – Les Miserables
  • Kristen Stewart – Twilight
  • Jennifer Lawrence – Hunger Games/Silver Linings Playbook
  • Julie Bowen- Modern Family
  • Claire Danes – Homeland

BEST HONKEY TELEVISON COMEDY SERIES:

  • Cougar Town
  • 2 And a Half Men
  • Big Bang Theory
  • How I Met Your Mother

HONKEY WHO MOST BLACK PEOPLE ARE MOST COOL WITH AWARD:

  • Bill Clinton
  • Eminem
  • Justin Timberlake
  • Chris Martin of Coldplay
  • Phil Jackson
  • Maury Povich

EMBARRASSING HONKEY OF THE YEAR:

  • Congressman Todd Akin
  • Lindsay Lohan
  • Jerry Sandusky – Former Penn State Football Coach
  • Gary Bettman – NHL Commissioner
  • Charlie Sheen
  • Lance Armstrong
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • Jenelle Evans – Teen Mom 2

 

HONKEY OF THE YEAR

  • Quentin Tarantino
  • Jon Stewart
  • Tim Cook – CEO of Apple
  • Wayne LaPierre – CEO/Executive VP of the NRA
  • Mama June from Honey Boo Boo
  • Chris Christie – Governor of New Jersey
  • Taylor Swift
  • Louis C.K

 

“WHITE”TIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD

  • The NHL

 

7 thoughts on “THE 1st ANNUAL W.A.R HONKEY AWARD WINNERS!

  1. i think the walking dead should not make the list, there have been several cast of color or non white ethnicity, tdog was on the show for 3 seasons and although he did die it was sacrifical, then the new black chick and the new group that just entered the show on the last new episode with at least 2 black people, then you also have glenn (asian) who is a significant character.

    basically a lot more diversity than a show that should be nominated for being really white.

    and you mentioned the black people seem to die quickly……its a apacolypse show people have been dying off since episode 3

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