BEST OF THE W.A.R WEEK & PODCAST (02/11 – 02/15)

On this week’s BEST OF THE WAR WEEK BLOG AND PODCAST we have a couple brand new DUMBASS CONTESTS! Plus we have some really great FREAKS OF THE WEEK…we do some PRICK BE TRIPPIN & BITCH BE TRIPPIN, light up another chick with a WHORING, plus, you can also find all your VIDEOS, AUDIO, and PHOTOS from the week HERE!

FROM MONDAY:

MAYOR FRED was in the building for the reading of the FREAKS! Check out the ads that we have found on Craigslist and find out who will become the next FREAK OF THE YEAR WINNER! Hear Fred read these nominees and then click the link to see who won this week and now leaves with the Jerry Sandusky Memorial Trophy! ALL YOUR FREAKS HERE…READ ON!

Woody and Rizzuto were BACKSTAGE at the Staples Center for the 2013 Grammys on Friday. Throughout the morning, a couple of C, D, and even Z-LISTERS stopped by. Guess who sat down with the guys for a chat? SkyBlu from the PARTY ROCK ANTHEM megastars LMFAO. CHECK OUT THE INTERVIEW HERE

Woody and Rizzuto were BACKSTAGE at the Staples Center for the 2013 Grammys on Friday. Throughout the morning, a couple of C, D, and even Z-LISTERS stopped by. Guess who sat down with the guys for a chat? Lisa Ling…she is the host of a new show coming on TV called, “The Job.” CHECK OUT THE INTERVIEW HERE

Woody and Rizzuto were BACKSTAGE at the Staples Center for the 2013 Grammys on Friday. Throughout the morning, a couple of C, D, and even Z-LISTERS stopped by. Guess who sat down with the guys for a chat? A couple members of the NEWLY BACK TOGETHER…FALL OUT BOY! CHECK OUT THE INTERVIEW HERE

Woody and Rizzuto were BACKSTAGE at the Staples Center for the 2013 Grammys on Friday. Throughout the morning, a couple of C, D, and even Z-LISTERS stopped by. Guess who sat down with the guys for a chat? One of the richest dudes on the planet. Dallas Mavericks owner and Shark Tank extraordinaire Mark Cuban. CHECK OUT THE INTERVIEW HERE

Woody and Rizzuto were BACKSTAGE at the Staples Center for the 2013 Grammys on Friday. Throughout the morning, a couple of C, D, and even Z-LISTERS stopped by. Guess who sat down with the guys for a chat? A former Hobbit, star of Lost, and current bug lover…Dominic Monaghan CHECK OUT THE INTERVIEW HERE

Woody and Rizzuto were BACKSTAGE at the Staples Center for the 2013 Grammys on Friday. Throughout the morning, a couple of C, D, and even Z-LISTERS stopped by. Guess who sat down with the guys for a chat? The host of the BACHELOR…Mr. Chris Harrison! CHECK OUT THE INTERVIEW HERE

Back in December, TMZ posted pictures of a bikini photo shoot KATE UPTON was doing for “Sports Illustrated” in Antarctica. Well, those pics are in the annual swimsuit issue, which comes out TOMORROW . . . and Kate’s on the cover again. READ MORE

 

Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST is Sky Mall Price Is Right. We go through the SKY MALL magazine and pick out an item and you have to guess how much it is! There is a added bonus to today’s contest…maybe one of you fellas wants to buy this lovely item for your lady! CLICK HERE TO PLAY THE GAME!

FROM TUESDAY:

Today’s DRIVE BY WHORING has us introduced to Greta….who had her EX BEST FRIEND calling her out for a whoring. The reason…? Well, Greta had slept with her best friends STEP FATHER and shde got pregnant. WTF?! Seriously…a true WHORE! CHECK OUT THE FULL WHORING HERE!

Back in December, TMZ posted pictures of a bikini photo shoot KATE UPTON was doing for “Sports Illustrated” in Antarctica. Well, those pics are in the annual swimsuit issue, which comes out TOMORROW . . . and Kate’s on the cover again. READ MORE

Check this out…we asked you guys if you would rather GO BLIND or DIE 10 years earlier. We have the results and the NATIONAL results plus we chat some other things that LENGTHEN and SHORTEN your life on the daily! CHECK IT! SEE THE LIST HERE

GOT GAME WITH STEVE MANBALLS MASTERS! If you have a video game question or just curious about the latest stuff in gaming…check out the Got Game Segment with Steve “Manballs” Masters. ALL THE GOT GAME STUFF HERE

Today’s Dumbass Contest is Made Up or Mobster. The game is simple – we give you a mob name and you have to tell us if it’s made up or if it’s a deal to real mobster name. CLICK HERE TO PLAY THE GAME AT HOME!

FROM WEDNESDAY

Today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN segment…ladies – we love you – but sometimes you do and say some really crazy stuff. So – we gotta call you out. We took some calls and rocked out some news stories for today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN! ALL STORIES AND CALLERS HERE!

Did you ever lie to you parents, and they KNEW you were lying, and YOU knew they knew, but you just kept it up? Check out a video online of a little kid claiming over and over that he did NOT eat any of the ice cream sprinkles his mom left on the counter. Plus, how about the LIES that we tell to kids as PARENTS?! LISTEN TO THE STORIES HERE!

Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST is PRESS YOUR LUCK! We give you a question – you try and answer. If you get it right – HUZZAH! Prize! If you get it wrong…you have to suffer all the doodie and dong pics because we give out your phone number on the AIR! PLAY THE GAME HERE

We’ve got the results of a survey on WORST FIRST DATES. The top five are: A day trip to a sewage treatment plant . . . a tour of a coffin factory . . . meeting the other person’s parents . . . visiting a prison . . . and going to a wedding. SEE THE LIST HERE

A new survey of women has figured how much you have to spend on them this Valentine’s Day to GET LAID. The average single guy will have to spend $257 . . . the average married guy will have to spend $203 . . . and the average guy in a committed relationship who’s not married will have to spend $180. And of course, regardless of how much you spend, nothing is guaranteed. SEE THE LIST HERE

Would you propose at a fast food restaurant on Valentine’s Day? No. Would you do it to get free fast food for a year? Maybe. The fast food chain Fazoli’s has announced that if you get engaged at any Fazoli’s on Valentine’s Day, you’ll get FREE SPAGHETTI for a year. Your future wife will too . . . assuming she doesn’t break things off because you proposed at a Fazoli’s. SEE THE LIST HERE

FROM THURSDAY:

Today’s SEXY TIME FUN FACTS has us chatting about the romantic plans that have fallen by the wayside. Anytime you want to try and do something out of the ordinary there is a strong chance that there could be a GIANT fail. And that’s what we are talking about today with our STFF. SEXY TIME FUN FACTS CONTINUE HERE!

It’s a BRAND NEW DUMBASS CONTEST. Here is how it works. You call in, and give us the PUNCH LINE of the story. As an example…”Needless to say, after the concert, I wasn’t allowed in a hotel and my name was banned from all Jack N The Boxes.” Then, we vote on what will be the best story, while only hearing the end of the story. Check it out! PLAY THE GAME HERE

It’s time for today’s DEATH METAL BAND SPOT LIGHT! Woody and Rizz have searched HIGH and LOW through the net and have found a FANTASTIC DEATH METAL BAND. We can only hope you enjoy this as much as we do! MET-HELL! THROW UP YOUR HORNS HERE

Those candy conversation hearts have been around for 147 years, and the company that makes them has had to add or retire some of the messages on them over time. Some of the best ones they’ve retired include HEP CAT . . . DIG ME . . . GROOVY . . . FAX ME . . . and YOU ARE GAY. SEE THE LIST HERE

FROM FRIDAY:

Maybe you have the perfect plan. It was set and good to go. Then all of sudden, out of no where, ULTRA….FAILLLLL! You can read the stories, hear the audio, and watch the videos of ALL the FRIDAY FAIL STORIES! Plus, listen to Rizz and his “voice of an angel” sing the Friday FAIL THEME SONG! It’s glorious! ALL FAIL STORIES HERE!

Today we crown the HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE WEEK! All of the stories from this week about shooting, stabbing, cussin, fightin, animal humpin and more are put up for the vote. See who will move on and compete for the HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE YEAR! CHECK IT ALL OUT HERE

Check out today’s DUMBASS CONTEST: SPIT OR SWALLOW! Today’s contest had the guys asking a female contestant a series of questions. Based on her answers to those questions our male contestant had to guess whether she SPITS OR SWALLOWS! HERE!

So, we open the show today with some stuff on being LATE. We talk about the reasons you are late. We also have a few tips that could make you end your lateness….and we suggest you read this. Or….just keep being late all the time. Seriously, we don’t care…keep being late! SEE THE LIST HERE


 

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