BEST OF THE W.A.R WEEK & PODCAST (02/25 – 03/01)

On this week’s BEST OF THE WAR WEEK BLOG AND PODCAST we have a couple brand new DUMBASS CONTESTS! Plus we have some really great FREAKS OF THE WEEK…we do some PRICK BE TRIPPIN & BITCH BE TRIPPIN, light up another chick with a WHORING, plus, you can also find all your VIDEOS, AUDIO, and PHOTOS from the week HERE!

FROM MONDAY:

Here’s some very important news for mature, respectable grown-ups like us. According to doctors, it is safe to eat your own poop. Feces is filled with bacteria, but it’s YOUR bacteria, so if you eat it, you’ll probably be okay. It would be VERY bad for you to eat poop from an unhealthy person, because then you’re welcoming THEIR bacteria into YOUR body…that got us thinkin….. IT GETS SICK HERE

So maybe you got into a fight, got into an accident, or even lost your job. Well, we want to hear about it. Whoever calls in and is voted with the WORST weekend will win a prize! Check it out and listen to the stories and then make your vote! CHECK IT OUT HERE!

MAYOR FRED was in the building for the reading of the FREAKS! Check out the ads that we have found on Craigslist and find out who will become the next FREAK OF THE YEAR WINNER! Hear Fred read these nominees and then click the link to see who won this week and now leaves with the Jerry Sandusky Memorial Trophy! ALL YOUR FREAKS HERE…READ ON!

In Ohio, a man is claiming JESUS has appeared . . . on his car windshield . . . in a BIRD POOP STAIN. The photo is online and at first, it looks more like a dog’s head . . . but when you study it, you can kinda understand why he’s seeing Jesus. SEE IT HERE

 

A new study out of Australia has found the secret to being healthy is . . . a BIG, SEXY BEARD. Beards help you take in 30% fewer UV rays . . . they trap allergens that can cause asthma attacks . . . they keep your skin moisturized . . . and they keep your neck temperature up, to help fight colds. SEE THE LIST HERE

 

FROM TUESDAY:

Everyone does something embarrassing. But, lets go back and think of the things that you would never tell your children. Is it your drug past? Sexual escapades?! Or perhaps something involving your criminal past?! We open the phones and take your calls. CHECK IT HERE

Check out today’s THAT SUCKS STORIES. So, maybe you are thinking your life is terrible and everything is going wrong…read these stories…you’ll feel better. Because these stories will truly have you saying….THAT SUCKS! READ ALL THAT SUCKS STORIES HERE!

According to a new study, THE key to making money at your job is your starting salary. Most companies base your raises off a percentage of your salary, so where you start dictates everything. The study found that if you negotiate your starting salary …it’s worth more than $600,000 to you over the course of a 40-year career. SEE THE LIST HERE

FROM WEDNESDAY

Here’s some very important news for mature, respectable grown-ups like us. According to doctors, it is safe to eat your own waste. Feces is filled with bacteria, but it’s YOUR bacteria, so if you eat it, you’ll probably be okay. It would be VERY bad for you to eat poop from an unhealthy person, because then you’re welcoming THEIR bacteria into YOUR body…that got us thinkin….. IT GETS SICK HERE

Check out today’s DUMBASS CONTEST: PORN OR NOT PORN?! We play you an audio clip and you have one job. Listen and then guess whether the clip we are playing is audio from a PORN or is it audio that ISN’T A PORN?! Take a listen and play! HERE!

A guy in Australia came back from a six-day business trip last Tuesday, and found that a dove had built a nest and laid eggs on his car windshield wiper. Wildlife officials suggested that he leave his car there until they hatched. And the guy AGREED, and rode home with a friend. Officials eventually came and got the nest. The eggs are in an incubator. SEE THE LIST HERE

Today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN segment…ladies – we love you – but sometimes you do and say some really crazy stuff. So – we gotta call you out. We took some calls and rocked out some news stories for today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN! ALL STORIES AND CALLERS HERE!

With today’s PRICK BE TRIPPIN…the ladies are off the hook for now and it’s all about the FELLAS and their PRICK BE TRIPPIN STORIES. Ladies, see, we are equal here. Sometimes dudes do some REALLY STUPID THINGS TOO! Gentlemen, be on notice…we will call you out as well! CLICK HERE TO READ MORE

Beer lovers across the U.S. have accused Anheuser-Busch of watering down its Budweiser, Michelob and other brands, in class-action suits seeking millions in damages. First off…why? Second question we have…have you ever really noticed a Bud Light tasting significantly differently then the previous one?! READ MORE HERE

FROM THURSDAY:

Today’s SEXY TIME FUN FACTS has us chatting about all things cheating-related. We start with things that people consider cheating, outside of the obvious ones. After that we took calls and asked listeners, what is the riskiest place you’ve ever cheated on your significant other? SEXY TIME FUN FACTS CONTINUE HERE!

Today’s WHORING mark is a chick named Kriston. She was married to a guy while still seeing about four other dudes on the side. She got busted and then tried to kick the GUY out of HIS house. She then drained the bank account and left him out to dry! Total WHORE BAGGING BEEOTCH! CHECK OUT THE FULL WHORING HERE!

The big thing on YouTube right now is to take clips from a video called “Goats Screaming Like Humans” . . . and then edit the screams into music videos. There are some classics but we have a list of the top 10 for you to check out.

 

According to a study done by University of South Carolina, women are getting fatter these days because they aren’t doing enough housework. So, ladies… Grab your apron and your mop, and get to work! SEE THE LIST HERE

FROM FRIDAY:

We took some calls today on the CRAZIEST things that people have done for money. I mean, honestly, earlier this week we had a girl willing to come down to the studio and eat her own waste for $105! Just wait till you hear these calls from people! Plus, we have the HOTTEST items that people are currently stealing! SEE THE LIST HERE

Maybe you have the perfect plan. It was set and good to go. Then all of sudden, out of no where, ULTRA….FAILLLLL! You can read the stories, hear the audio, and watch the videos of ALL the FRIDAY FAIL STORIES! Plus, listen to Rizz and his “voice of an angel” sing the Friday FAIL THEME SONG! It’s glorious! ALL FAIL STORIES HERE!

During an old SEXY TIME FUN FACTS segment…we were talking about SEX POSITIONS. We asked you to help us come up with a list of SEX POSITIONS (some real, some fake) and the hilarious titles! CHECK IT HERE

Spontaneous combustion was apparently more common in the late 1700s than it is now . . . because we found a list of risk factors that scientists came up with back then: Being over 60, overweight, inactive, alcoholic, and FEMALE, all supposedly make you more likely to burst into flames. Now you know. SEE THE SIGNS HERE

Check out today’s DUMBASS CONTEST is a BRAND NEW CONTEST here on the show. It’s called WHO HAS MORE TWITTER FOLLOWERS. It’s a simple game….we give you TWO follows…and you have to guess…WHO HAS MORE TWITTER FOLLOWERS?! HERE!

You want to talk about DOUCHEBAG? Check out this story about the HOMELESS guys who is now suing his parents claiming that THEY are the reason that he is homeless because they failed to love and care for him. Awwww…SUED FOR NOT BEING HUGGED ENOUGH?! Arm the DOUCHEBOMB…. SEE THIS RIDICULOUS STORY HERE

Today we crown the HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE WEEK! All of the stories from this week about shooting, stabbing, cussin, fightin, animal humpin and more are put up for the vote. See who will move on and compete for the HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE YEAR! CHECK IT ALL OUT HERE


 

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