THURSDAY’S CRAP ON CELEBS & TODAYS PORNO BDAY

On today’s CRAP ON CELEBS – what is going down in the WORLD of ENTERTAINMENT and MUSIC?! Find out here. Who is in jail, who is getting naked, and who is just plain out stupid?! Plus todays CRAPPY BDAYS and the WORLD FAMOUS PORNO BIRTHDAY!

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HOWARD TO LATE NIGHT TV?
The “New York Post” reports that NBC is “grooming” HOWARD STERN to replace JIMMY FALLON on “Late Night”.  That’s assuming Fallon is headed to “The Tonight Show” when JAY LENO’S contract is up next year.  The “Post” credits this to anonymous “sources close to” Stern….but there’s no official comment from Stern or anyone at NBC.

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VICK GETS A NEW DOG
A dog rescue group is worried about MICHAEL VICK’S new dog, because it’s a Belgian Malinois, a breed that can be taught to fight just like pit bulls, and is often used by police and the military.  Technically, they don’t think he should have ANY dog . . . but again, what are you gonna do, right?  So they’re offering to find him a trainer who will help him, quote, “learn and love the breed.”

TV LEGEND HAS CANCER
Sitcom legend VALERIE HARPER . . . who played Rhoda Morgenstern on “The Mary Tyler Moore Show” and the spin-off “Rhoda” . . . has a rare, inoperable type of brain cancer, and has as little as THREE MONTHS to live.  She’s 73 years old.  She says, quote, “I don’t think of dying.  I think of being here now.”  She also hopes that her story can “draw more attention to cancer research.”

RODMAN FOR PEACE
DENNIS RODMAN’S rep says Dennis will go back to North Korea within the next six months, and he wants to broker a peace deal between KIM JONG UN and PRESIDENT OBAMA.  Dennis is also sorry he spoke so highly of Kim Jong Un and his father KIM JONG IL, without really understanding the scope of their human rights violations.
TRENT REZNOR SAYS GO EFF YOURSELF
Trent Reznor and his bandmates in How To Destroy Angels went on Reddit on Wednesday for an “Ask Me Anything” q-and-a session, but one reader’s rather nasty attack prompted an equally sharp response from Reznor. Apparently incensed at Reznor’s decision to sign How To Destroy Angels to a major label after vowing years ago never to work with one again, one participant wrote, “As millionaires, why did you sign up with a record label to promote your new album? . . . I don’t buy the ‘get it to as many people as possible’ excuse, especially when Trent conveniently places a spotlight on his former cash cow a few days before your band releases this new album . . . When can I get my (Nine Inch Nails) toothpaste?” Reznor responded, “Sorry, the WiFi on our yacht is having issues. We can’t get your full question to load. Try sending me an email at gof***yourself@youC-WORD.com.”

 

CRAPPY BIRTHDAYS
–Jenna Fischer – 39  (Pam on “The Office”)
–Bryan Cranston – 57  (Walter White on “Breaking Bad” and he was the Dad on “Malcolm in the Middle”)
–Wanda Sykes – 49
–Peter Sarsgaard – 42
–Laura Prepon – 33  (Donna on “That ’70s Show”)
–Willard Scott – 79  (Legendary TV weatherman, AND the original Ronald McDonald!)
–Rachel Weisz – 43  (She’s in “Oz the Great and Powerful” which comes out tomorrow….she plays a witch)
–Franco Harris – 63  (Pittsburgh Steelers legend. He made the “Immaculate Reception”)
–Taylor Dayne – 51  (Biggest hits:  “Tell It to My Heart” and “Love Will Lead You Back”.  APB on Taylor Dayne!  Somebody look under Bananarama, Talking Heads, Lisa Lisa AND Cult Jam!)

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Mariah Madysinn – 27 – Today’s birthday girl has been covered in more white stuff than a Colorado mountain range……in 29 fine films including;
“California Anal Girls”
“Big Boob Carwash Volume 1”
“Gloryhole Confessions Volume 5”
“Throated Volume 36”
“Diesel Dongs Volume 18”
“Assrageous”
“Big Black Beef Stretches Little Pink Meat Volume 7”

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