BEST OF THE W.A.R WEEK & PODCAST (04/22 – 04/26)

On this week’s BEST OF THE WAR WEEK BLOG AND PODCAST we have a couple brand new DUMBASS CONTESTS! Plus we have some really great FREAKS OF THE WEEK…we do some PRICK BE TRIPPIN & BITCH BE TRIPPIN, light up another chick with a WHORING, plus, you can also find all your VIDEOS, AUDIO, and PHOTOS from the week HERE!

FROM MONDAY:

Today’s SEXY TIME FUN FACTS has us looking at the the way Lesbians were characterized throughout time. Plus, we also open up the phones and let the ladies call in and share their most intimate or craziest LESBIAN EXPERIENCE! SEXY TIME FUN FACTS CONTINUE HERE!

It’s the MONDAY MORNING CHECK IN! We want you to call and check in. Also we have you call in with your THREE WORD WEEKEND. Take a listen and see what others across the other area are calling in with! Comment in the section below with yours if you didn’t get through on the phone! LISTEN TO IT ALL HERE


We have some updates on the tragic events of last week in Boston. We have some stuff about the manhunt, the capture, and the events after both. Crazy stuff on Friday…in case you missed it we have some good bits of info for ya. READ MORE HERE

Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST is PRESS YOUR LUCK! We give you a question – you try and answer. If you get it right – HUZZAH! Prize! If you get it wrong…you have to suffer all the doodie and dong pics because we give out your phone number on the AIR! PLAY THE GAME HERE

It turns out some bad habits could actually be GOOD for you. Biting your nails exposes you to new germs, which gives your immune system a chance to prepare to fight them. Burping helps protect your body from stomach acid. And eating in bed helps you digest the food better. SEE THE LIST HERE

 

FROM TUESDAY:

According to a new survey, 57% of people admit they’ve INTENTIONALLY DAMAGED another car. Not, like, smashed it . . . but they have scratched it a little. And the number one reason people gave for intentionally scratching someone else’s car was JEALOUSY. CHECK OUT THE NATIONAL RESULTS HERE


Check out five ways you can tell if a woman has fake cans: She has scars . . . They’re too close together . . . They’re too high up . . . They’re shaped like cantaloupes . . . and if you’re in a quiet room, you can actually hear a SLOSHING sound when they move side to side. Read these facts and then head to the website and put in your vote for this weeks round of REAL OR FAKE! SEE THE LIST HERE

Is the answering machine going the way of the Floppy Disk? With text messaging, social networking and e-mail, we ask a question….are we at the end of the “Voicemail Generation?” We have some interesting FYI facts for you about the voice mail and how it most likely will make you say “NEAT!” READ MORE

BRAND NEW GAME ON THE SHOW. It’s a game called GAY BAR or STEAK HOUSE. Here is how it works…we give you a name…all you have to guess is if it is a GAY BAR or a STEAKHOUSE! It’s simple….and you can play the AT-HOME version right now! PLAY THE GAME HERE

 

Check out today’s THAT SUCKS STORIES. So, maybe you are thinking your life is terrible and everything is going wrong…read these stories…you’ll feel better. Because these stories will truly have you saying….THAT SUCKS! READ ALL THAT SUCKS STORIES HERE!

FROM WEDNESDAY

Today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN segment…ladies – we love you – but sometimes you do and say some really crazy stuff. So – we gotta call you out. We took some calls and rocked out some news stories for today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN! ALL STORIES AND CALLERS HERE!

Today’s DISCOUNT news we have some stuff that you may have heard over the weekend or it could be new to you…but hell, that’s WHY we call it DISCOUNT NEWS…check out what’s going down today…And we get to talking the hardest drugs we’ve ever tried READ MORE HERE

Its a brand new round of FAT CHICK SKINNY CHICK. Here is how it works. We have a girl calling in and she will be talking to Woody and Rizz. They have one mission. The mission is simple….can they guess…just by her voice…is she a fat chick or a skinny chick?!

With today’s PRICK BE TRIPPIN…the ladies are off the hook for now and it’s all about the FELLAS and their PRICK BE TRIPPIN STORIES. Ladies, see, we are equal here. Sometimes dudes do some REALLY STUPID THINGS TOO! Gentlemen, be on notice…we will call you out as well! CLICK HERE TO READ MORE


FROM THURSDAY:

Check out today’s DUMBASS CONTEST: WILL IT FLUSH! It’s a fan favorite and the studio WAR-LET is back in action. We take a Happy Meal and see if our Kohler can choke it down! Check out the video and play the game at home. What do you think….”WILL IT FLUSH?!”WATCH THE VIDEO HERE!

Today’s DRIVE BY WHORING is for some chick who hooked up with a guy on their first date after they met on an online dating site. Awesome right? It was…until he woke up the next morning and realized that in the middle of the night she had taken his TV, his XBOX, and his stereo system! Look out whore…we comin for you! LISTEN HERE

It’s time for today’s DEATH METAL BAND SPOT LIGHT! Woody and Rizz have searched HIGH and LOW through the net and have found a FANTASTIC DEATH METAL BAND. We can only hope you enjoy this as much as we do! MET-HELL! THROW UP YOUR HORNS HERE

 

MAYOR FRED was in the building for the reading of the FREAKS! It’s a PLAYOFF ROUNDS OF FREAKS and find out who will become the next FREAK OF THE YEAR WINNER! Hear Fred read these nominees and then click the link to see who won this week and now leaves with the Jerry Sandusky Memorial Trophy!ALL YOUR FREAKS HERE…READ ON!

Today’s DISCOUNT news we have some stuff that you may have heard over the weekend or it could be new to you…but hell, that’s WHY we call it DISCOUNT NEWS…check out what’s going down today…and as is tradition when The Mayor Fred comes in with the FREAK OF THE WEEK….we have today’s CREEPER STORIES! READ MORE HERE

Behold the Hand-Scooped Strawberry Pop-Tart Ice Cream Sandwich, which is apparently being tested at a Carl’s Jr in Newport Beach, California. The sandwich appears to be vanilla ice cream sandwiched between two strawberry Pop-Tarts. CLICK HERE FOR THE FOOD NEWS!

 

FROM FRIDAY:

So Donnie is on air for 28 straight hours and Woody and Rizz are hanging out with him in the studio. All lot of businesses stepped up to the plate and dropped Donnie and the Ronald McDonald house some cash and you can find out who all donated by CLICKING HERE!

Maybe you have the perfect plan. It was set and good to go. Then all of sudden, out of no where, ULTRA….FAILLLLL! You can read the stories, hear the audio, and watch the videos of ALL the FRIDAY FAIL STORIES! Plus, listen to Rizz and his “voice of an angel” sing the Friday FAIL THEME SONG! It’s glorious! ALL FAIL STORIES HERE!

Today we crown the HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE WEEK! All of the stories from this week about shooting, stabbing, cussin, fightin, animal humpin and more are put up for the vote. See who will move on and compete for the HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE YEAR! CHECK IT ALL OUT HERE

So as you know, most of the time when it’s a HAPPY HAPPY STORY it’s a really tragic, terribly sad story just read over happy music. If you LOVE animals…check it out…you may be a little sad. CHECK IT ALL OUT HERE


 

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