BEST OF THE W.A.R WEEK & PODCAST (05/20 – 05/24)

On this week’s BEST OF THE WAR WEEK BLOG AND PODCAST we have a couple brand new DUMBASS CONTESTS! Plus we have some really great FREAKS OF THE WEEK…we do some PRICK BE TRIPPIN & BITCH BE TRIPPIN, light up another chick with a WHORING, plus, you can also find all your VIDEOS, AUDIO, and PHOTOS from the week HERE!


In today’s DISCOUNT NEWS we had a talk about a guy who burnt down his neighbors house for having to long of grass. That got us thinking….do we really trust our neighbors? Sometimes they just do CRAZY things and it makes us HATE our neighbors. OOFAH! Check all this info out by CLICKING to continue! READ MORE HERE

Today’s SEXY TIME FUN FACTS has us chatting about UNCONVENTIONAL G-SPOTS. We aren’t talking about the Boobs, Butt, or Gina. We want help from ladies (and dudes to…they find them everyone once in awhile) on where these spots are. Let’s get to it! SEXY TIME FUN FACTS CONTINUE HERE!

It’s the MONDAY MORNING CHECK IN! We want you to call and check in. Also we have you call in with your THREE WORD WEEKEND. Take a listen and see what others across the other area are calling in with! Comment in the section below with yours if you didn’t get through on the phone! LISTEN TO IT ALL HERE

On Saturday, Canada’s national junior hockey tournament in Saskatoon featured one of the worst National Anthem attempts EVER. Some girl named Alexis Normand was tasked with singing the Canadian AND American anthems. SEE THE VIDEO HERE

Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST is What’s Up Grandma!? We have our inflatable Granny in the studio and on of her areas is filled with today’s item. We give you some clues – you try and guess, WHATS UP GRANDMA?!PLAY TODAY’S GAME HERE!


Check out today’s THAT SUCKS STORIES. So, maybe you are thinking your life is terrible and everything is going wrong…read these stories…you’ll feel better. Because these stories will truly have you saying….THAT SUCKS! READ ALL THAT SUCKS STORIES HERE!

Back on May 11th, a guy in Florida saw a Burmese PYTHON in some bushes. So he decided to pull it out . . . but it took a LOT of pulling. The python turned out to be 18 FEET and eight inches long . . . which makes it the longest python in Florida history. The python also tried to ATTACK the guy, so he killed it. SEE IT HERE

Check out today’s HATE AT EIGHT. Sometimes you just need to get things off your chest and UNLOAD. Well, here on the WOODY and RIZZUTO show we try and give you that OUTLET. You have the opportunity to call in and we give you 20 seconds to just LET LOOSE on whatever bothers you! THIS TO OTHERS RANT AND RAVE HERE!

Check out today’s DUMBASS CONTEST: SPIT OR SWALLOW! Today’s contest had the guys asking a female contestant a series of questions. Based on her answers to those questions our male contestant had to guess whether she SPITS OR SWALLOWS! HERE!


Today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN segment…ladies – we love you – but sometimes you do and say some really crazy stuff. So – we gotta call you out. We took some calls and rocked out some news stories for today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN! ALL STORIES AND CALLERS HERE!

Today it’s a BRAND NEW CONTEST ON THE WOODY AND RIZZ SHOW! We have two couples in the studio today to play the W.A.R NEWLYWED GAME! It’s just like the classic NEWLYWED GAME…but just with a little bit of a W.A.R twist on things. Check it out! SEE IT HERE!


Its time once again for you to hit up the WAR JURY discussion board and see if this teacher is GUILTY or NOT GUILTY. You know the rules….as long as no booze or drugs were involved….9 times out of 10…she may be a whore (and not guilty). Check it out and place your vote on the bottom of the page! MAKE THE CALL HERE

Good morning…hungry? Yup. And we have some FOOD NEWS. We’re talking bacon stuffed hot dogs and if you are in Israel and want some KFC…we have you covered. Plus, we have a story about CHICKEN WING THEFT and we want you to do us a favor….GUESS THE RACE!CLICK HERE FOR THE FOOD NEWS!

With today’s PRICK BE TRIPPIN…the ladies are off the hook for now and it’s all about the FELLAS and their PRICK BE TRIPPIN STORIES. Ladies, see, we are equal here. Sometimes dudes do some REALLY STUPID THINGS TOO! Gentlemen, be on notice…we will call you out as well! CLICK HERE TO READ MORE


Today’s WHORE on trial is a lady named Sadie. Here is what went down. She was supposed to wait at the bar for her boyfriend but said she had to go the “store.” That store? The bar next door when she was meeting up with one of her regulars for a little side action. She even gave this dude’s DOG AWAY at one point! WHORE! CHECK OUT THE FULL WHORING HERE!

It’s Glory Hole Challenge time! It’s simple, Patrico has to guess what item is being passed through the GLORYHOLE…only using his MOUTH and his FACE! Check out what the items that WOODY and RIZZ shoved in Patrico’s FACE by watching the video BELOW! SEE THE VIDEO HERE

Today’s DOUCHEBAG is a minister who filed a report saying that someone vandalized his home with racial slurs and then set his house on fire! One problem….after some investigating…guess who was to blame. The good ole Minister himself. Yup, even those of the cloth are subject to the DOUCHEBOMB! READ MORE HERE

Today’s DISCOUNT news we have some stuff that you may have heard over the weekend or it could be new to you…but hell, that’s WHY we call it DISCOUNT NEWS…check out what’s going down today…and as is tradition when The Mayor Fred comes in with the FREAK OF THE WEEK….we have today’s CREEPER STORIES! READ MORE HERE

We have some FOOD NEWS actually dealing with BOOZE NEWS! Would you drink an ELEPHANT DUNG BEER?! Plus, we have some stuff on WINE SNOBS. And…do you really know what some of these WINE TERMS actually mean? Not really… SEE THE BOOZE NEWS HERE


Maybe you have the perfect plan. It was set and good to go. Then all of sudden, out of no where, ULTRA….FAILLLLL! You can read the stories, hear the audio, and watch the videos of ALL the FRIDAY FAIL STORIES! Plus, listen to Rizz and his “voice of an angel” sing the Friday FAIL THEME SONG! It’s glorious! ALL FAIL STORIES HERE!

It’s Memorial Day Weekend and you need to do some hardcore grillin’. We have the dudes from Grillin’ coming in this morning to give you guys the best tips and ideas for grilling! Wow – check out their website for ideas and VIDEO recipes. It’s seriously amazing. GET RECIPES AND HEAR THE SEGMENT HERE

Last month, Kmart put out a juvenile ad featuring the line “ship my pants,” and it’s since been viewed over 17 MILLION times on YouTube. Now they have a new ad to promote a deal where you can get cheaper gasoline if you spend $50 or more. SEE THE VIDEO HERE

We all love Donald Fandango! He’s the greatest! But sometimes Donnie just needs an outlet to UNLOAD before he rolls a grenade down the hallway and takes us all out. We give him the opportunity to come on the show and just unload with Donnie’s Week in Rage! Check it out here! SEE IT HERE

It’s a VIDEO DOUCHEBAG TODAY. We have a video of this guy who apparently called 911 over 100 times claiming that his body was being controlled by satellites. He claims he will continue to call over and over again until he is helped. Hilarious…you gotta check out this DOUCHEBAG! READ MORE HERE

Today we crown the HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE WEEK! All of the stories from this week about shooting, stabbing, cussin, fightin, animal humpin and more are put up for the vote. See who will move on and compete for the HEADLINE HOOSHE STORY OF THE YEAR! CHECK IT ALL OUT HERE

We found this on Buzzfeed and thought it was pretty tough so we figured we’d test the NINJAS! We give you a quote…and you have to guess who said it. Was it BARACK OBAMA or THE ROCK?! Play along right HERE PLAY TODAY’S GAME HERE!





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