BEST OF THE W.A.R WEEK & PODCAST (07/15 – 07/19)

On this week’s BEST OF THE WAR WEEK BLOG AND PODCAST we have a couple brand new DUMBASS CONTESTS! Plus we have some really great FREAKS OF THE WEEK…we do some PRICK BE TRIPPIN & BITCH BE TRIPPIN, light up another chick with a WHORING, plus, you can also find all your VIDEOS, AUDIO, and PHOTOS from the week HERE!

FROM MONDAY:

Today’s SEXY TIME FUN FACTS has us chatting about the average size of the dong and some stuff about SEX REWARDS! A new study out of Indiana University says the average American man’s JUNK isn’t as big as dudes claim. And they say this might be the most accurate look at size EVER. SEXY TIME FUN FACTS CONTINUE HERE!

News1By now you have probably heard about the S.F News Station that got duped and aired some really unfortunate names they THOUGHT were the pilots of that flight that crashed. Well, that had us thinking about some of our favorite NEWS FAILS! SEE THE VIDEO HERE

On Friday, San Francisco’s Fox affiliate was the victim of an EPIC prank. An anchorwoman read the names of the Asiana Airlines pilots who crashed . . . but the names included Sum Ting Wong and Bang Ding Ow. The station apologized and blamed the bad info on the NTSB. SEE THE VIDEO HERE

BRAND NEW GAME ON THE SHOW. It’s a game called GAY BAR or STEAK HOUSE. Here is how it works…we give you a name…all you have to guess is if it is a GAY BAR or a STEAKHOUSE! It’s simple….and you can play the AT-HOME version right now! PLAY THE GAME HERE

Last week in Seattle, a 28-year-old man who was high on SOMETHING crashed a kid’s eighth birthday party, where he ate several pieces of pizza and stole two BALLOON ANIMALS. Eventually the parents called the cops and the guy was arrested for theft. READ MORE HERE

FROM TUESDAY: 

Guys…are you professionals when it comes to guessing if these lovely ladies chesticles are REAL or FAKE?! Well, we have proven that even though you may THINK it’s easy…it’s harder then you think. We have three BOOBIE MUGSHOTS and want you to try and guess…ARE THEY REAL OR FAKE?! READ MORE HERE

Who knows what was going through this guy’s head, but there’s a dash-cam video out of Russia that shows a man on a motorcycle cutting off a car. Then he slams on his brakes for some reason . . . the car NAILS him . . . and he ends up in a pretty nasty crash. SEE THE VIDEO HERE

BRAND NEW GAME ON THE SHOW. It’s called the YEARBOOK QUIZ. We give you the name of the a celebrity and you have to give us the SUPERLATIVE that they were given by their classmates in high school. Check it out and see how you do PLAY THE GAME HERE

Check out today’s THAT SUCKS STORIES. So, maybe you are thinking your life is terrible and everything is going wrong…read these stories…you’ll feel better. Because these stories will truly have you saying….THAT SUCKS! READ ALL THAT SUCKS STORIES HERE!

It’s good to know there are some HONEST doctors out there. We found a list of medical procedures that doctors actually think you should AVOID . . . and some of them are pretty surprising. Here are seven things doctors won’t do for themselves. READ MORE HERE

FROM WEDNESDAY

Today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN segment…ladies – we love you – but sometimes you do and say some really crazy stuff. So – we gotta call you out. We took some calls and rocked out some news stories for today’s BITCH BE TRIPPIN! ALL STORIES AND CALLERS HERE!

With today’s PRICK BE TRIPPIN…the ladies are off the hook for now and it’s all about the FELLAS and their PRICK BE TRIPPIN STORIES. Ladies, see, we are equal here. Sometimes dudes do some REALLY STUPID THINGS TOO! Gentlemen, be on notice…we will call you out as well! CLICK HERE TO READ MORE

Today’s DUMBASS CONTEST is IMPOSSIBLE TRIVIA. We give you a question, and you just simply have to answer. Today we actually think the game should be called “NOT SO IMPOSSIBLE TRIVIA” HERE!

thumbs_up_large Ever wondered what would happen if an entire pro sports team DIED in a plane crash? The leagues ALL have contingency plans for that situation. In the NBA and Major League Baseball, the team would get to DRAFT players off the other teams . . . but those teams could protect their best players. In the NFL, the team would probably just have their season canceled and get the top college draft pick. CHECK IT OUT HERE

FROM THURSDAY:

MAYOR FRED was in the building for the reading of the FREAKS! It’s a NEW ROUND OF FREAKS and find out who will become the next FREAK OF THE YEAR WINNER! Hear Fred read these nominees and then click the link to see who won this week and now leaves with the Jerry Sandusky Memorial Trophy! ALL YOUR FREAKS HERE…READ ON!

Today’s WHORE is named Emily. Her boyfriend was away on a camping trip and decided when he got home he was going to pop the big question. But, when he got home to do the deed…he found her…and one of his good buddies…doing the DEED in HIS BED! Truly, well deserving of this DIRTY BITCH WHORE! Let’s do this! CHECK OUT THE FULL WHORING HERE!

Don’t feel old or anything…but you people..and by that we mean WOODY AND RIZZ listeners love this type of stuff. And here we go…we have 15 things that are going to be turning THIRTY YEARS OLD this year. Damn…crazy! READ MORE HERE

Today’s DISCOUNT news we have some stuff that you may have heard over the weekend or it could be new to you…but hell, that’s WHY we call it DISCOUNT NEWS…check out what’s going down today…and as is tradition when The Mayor Fred comes in with the FREAK OF THE WEEK….we have today’s CREEPER STORIES! READ MORE HERE

A new survey came up with an official list of the signs you’re GETTING OLD. The top five are: Feeling stiff . . . groaning when you bend down . . . saying, “It wasn’t like that when I was young” . . . saying, “Back in my day” . . . and losing your hair. READ MORE HERE

We’ve all heard stories that leave you with no words right? Some stories are just to amazing to be true. And by amazing we mean UNREAL! It leaves you with only one thing the say…and that is…GET THE F$#! OUTTA HERE! CHECK OUT THE FULL STORIES HERE!

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