On today’s FULL SHOW BLOG – The WAR REPLAY continued with a mother/son version of SPIT or SWALLOW. A fresh BITCH BE TRIPPIN’ segment, a true DOUCHEBAG of the DAY, plus all of your daily favorites! See it all on the FULL SHOW BLOG REWIND! SEE IT ALL HERE
Time for another classy HOOSHE story! This story comes from Neon, Kentucky! Andrew Toothman got in a little trouble for breaking into a supermarket and SLATHERING CHOCOLATE AND PEANUT BUTTER all over his naked body. But, he wasn’t done there. Apparently he felt bad for his actions because he spelled out “Sorry” on the floor in NYQUIL. WOOHOO!!! READ THE HOOSHE STORY HERE!
On today’s CRAP ON CELEBS - we have your latest celebrity news and rumors. Find out what celeb is sick, addicted to crack, getting naked, or just plain ole dumb. Plus, see who is celebrating a birthday, and find out the titles on today’s WORLD FAMOUS Porno Birthday! SEE IT RIGHT HERE
We have a brand new DUMBASS CONTEST and it’s called WHAT DRUG ARE YOU ON?! It’s pretty simple – We give you a quote from someone on the show and you tell us who said it. WOODY, RIZZ, PATRICO, OR RAVEY? Play the at home version to see how well you do! PLAY THE GAME HERE!
It’s the last week of the Woody and Rizzuto show (The new Rizzuto Show starts on Monday!) – So, we’re playing some of our favorite WAR MOMENTS from the last 4 and a half years. Today, it’s a classic clip of listener Kyle getting FIRED!
Today’s DBW has us calling out some chick named DEBBIE. Troy thought he and his live-in girlfriend Debbie were living the perfect life. UNTIL he went to propose to her — THAT is when she decided to say she was PREGNANT and she didn’t know if the kid was Troy’s! What a WHORE! DEBBIE… WE COMIN’ FOR YOU! CHECK OUT THE FULL WHORING HERE!
Here is today’s SPORTS REPORT with PATRICO. See what’s going down with the NFL, NBA, NHL, and MLB. Plus, we usually try to throw a really DUMB sports story in there. Will Patrico SCREW UP YOUR SPORTS?! Check out the SPORTS REPORT to find out! CHECK IT OUT HERE
Time to drop the DOUCHE BOMB! Today’s lucky recipient is 25-year-old Evan Wallace from Collinsville, IL. Wallace called 911 to report that he’d been the victim of a home invasion. He said somebody broke in and stabbed him. Cops showed up, setup a perimiter, air support, a K9 unit – only to have Wallace admit that he had made the whole story up. DOUCHEBAG!!! SEE THE STORY HERE
An 18-year-old from Norway says that his friends wanted to punish him for being a man-whore… So, they gave him a choice between getting a Barbie tattoo on his ass or the McDonald’s receipt on his arm. He went with the receipt and he is HELLA proud! McDonald’s Norway says this isn’t a publicity stunt, but they think it’s terrific. CHECK IT OUT HERE