HOT LINKS FRIDAY 03-28-14

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HUGE WAR NEWS! GET CAUGHT UP– RIGHT HERE!
CRAP ON:  What the hell was Zac Effron doing on Skid Row? — CLICK HERE
WAR REPLAY:  It’s time for the BIKERS vs HIPPIES story! — CLICK HERE
See video of KARMA getting the best of this ROAD RAGER — CLICK HERE
WAR REPLAY:  CHRIS & ASHLEY and the V Day breakup! — CLICK HERE
HEADLINE HOOSHE:  Time to crown a HOOSHE of the WEEK — CLICK HERE

HEADLINE HOOSHE: THE HUMAN PEANUT BUTTER CUP

Time for another classy HOOSHE story!  This story comes from Neon, Kentucky!  Andrew Toothman got in a little trouble for breaking into a supermarket and SLATHERING CHOCOLATE AND PEANUT BUTTER all over his naked body.  But, he wasn’t done there.  Apparently he felt bad for his actions because he spelled out “Sorry” on the floor in NYQUIL.  WOOHOO!!! READ THE HOOSHE STORY HERE!

DRIVE BY WHORING #209 for DEBBIE [AUDIO]

Today’s DBW has us calling out some chick named DEBBIE.  Troy thought he and his live-in girlfriend Debbie were living the perfect life.  UNTIL he went to propose to her — THAT is when she decided to say she was PREGNANT and she didn’t know if the kid was Troy’s!  What a WHORE!  DEBBIE…  WE COMIN’ FOR YOU! CHECK OUT THE FULL WHORING HERE!

DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY: GUY STABS HIMSELF FOR NO REASON

Time to drop the DOUCHE BOMB!  Today’s lucky recipient is 25-year-old Evan Wallace from Collinsville, IL.  Wallace called 911 to report that he’d been the victim of a home invasion.  He said somebody broke in and stabbed him.  Cops showed up, setup a perimiter, air support, a K9 unit – only to have Wallace admit that he had made the whole story up.  DOUCHEBAG!!! SEE THE STORY HERE