HEADLINE HOOSHE: SWINGERS SWING ON EACH OTHER!

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE has us introduces us to a 39-year-old woman and her 56-year-old boyfriend were clearly SWINGERS.  On Sunday, he was having sex with a woman in their house while she had sex with two men.  Then, for some reason, the couple got in a drunken fight and both were arrested for domestic battery.  Their roommate told the cops they have a, quote, “weird relationship.” GET DETAILS HERE

EXTRA HOOSHE: DYLAN THE VAGINA SLAYER & THE PICNIC TABLE CAR [PHOTO]

A few weeks ago, a 35-year-old man in Hawaii was busted having sex on a sidewalk with a 33-year-old woman.  He was arrested for open lewdness.  And on Saturday . . . he was busted for public sex AGAIN.  This time it was on a soccer field . . . with a DIFFERENT WOMAN.  Both open lewdness charges could get him 30 days and a $1,000 fine. Plus, a super sweet motorized PICNIC TABLE! SEE IT ALL HERE