PODCAST BROADCAST: GET THE $%^! OUTTA HERE: GRADUATION EDITION (06/11/12) [AUDIO]

We’ve all heard stories that leave you with no words right? Some stories are just to amazing to be true. And by amazing we mean UNREAL! It leaves you with only one thing the say…and that is…GET THE F$#! OUTTA HERE! CHECK OUT THE FULL STORIES HERE!

HEADLINE HOOSHE: SWINGERS SWING ON EACH OTHER!

Today’s HEADLINE HOOSHE has us introduces us to a 39-year-old woman and her 56-year-old boyfriend were clearly SWINGERS.  On Sunday, he was having sex with a woman in their house while she had sex with two men.  Then, for some reason, the couple got in a drunken fight and both were arrested for domestic battery.  Their roommate told the cops they have a, quote, “weird relationship.” GET DETAILS HERE

EXTRA HOOSHE: DYLAN THE VAGINA SLAYER & THE PICNIC TABLE CAR [PHOTO]

A few weeks ago, a 35-year-old man in Hawaii was busted having sex on a sidewalk with a 33-year-old woman.  He was arrested for open lewdness.  And on Saturday . . . he was busted for public sex AGAIN.  This time it was on a soccer field . . . with a DIFFERENT WOMAN.  Both open lewdness charges could get him 30 days and a $1,000 fine. Plus, a super sweet motorized PICNIC TABLE! SEE IT ALL HERE