DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY: UN-DYKE MY DAUGHTER (AND HOW TO TELL YOUR KID IS GAY)

A billionaire in Hong Kong is offering $65 MILLION to any man in the world . . . if you can seduce his 33-year-old lesbian daughter away from her wife and turn her hetero.  Now THAT’S awkward.  His daughter married her girlfriend of seven years in France back in April, so you’ve got your work cut out for you, Casanova. SEE PICTURES HERE

CHICK PIC OF THE DAY: ALICIA SILVERSTONE [PHOTOS]

Today’s “CHICK PIC OF THE DAY” is Alicia Silverstone. Lately she’s mostly been doing weird stuff like feeding her baby from her mouth and breastfeeding him in public. But she can still be sexy when she wants to. Here’s proof from the new issue of “Bullett” magazine. CHECK IT OUT HERE

DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY: LAWMAKER vs. RAVENS PLAYER

Brendon Ayanbadejo, the Baltimore Ravens linebacker who has been an outspoken supporter of marriage equality in Maryland, said in a radio interview yesterday that his team backs his role as an activist for equal rights. And now, a LAWMAKER from Maryland has a huge problem with that….and it’s incredibly DOUCHEY! CHECK OUT THE AUDIO AND VIDEOS HERE

CHICK PIC OF THE DAY: JOANNA KRUPA WASHING

Today’s “CHICK PIC OF THE DAY” is of Joanna Krupa washing a Ferrari in a bikini. Don’t worry, we had to look her up to see why she’s famous too. She’s a model….she’s been in a ton of different magazines, and she was on the 9th season of Dancing With the Stars. CHECK OUT THE PICS HERE

DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY & OTHER TERRIBLE DRIVERS! [AUDIO]

Today’s DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY has us chatting about a bunch of people, and specifically CALI FLOYD. One of their car enthusiasts buddies died, and so to memorialize him, they shut down a freeway and did donuts.  Oh, and they DID NOT have permission to do so.  SUCKS! We also open the phone and take your calls on the worst drivers! CHECK OUT THE AUDIO AND VIDEOS HERE