During an old SEXY TIME FUN FACTS segment…we were talking about SEX POSITIONS. We asked you to help us come up with a list of SEX POSITIONS (some real, some fake) and the hilarious titles! CLICK HERE FOR THE DETAILS
So have you ever seen anything or heard anything where the only thing that you can think to say is “Wow, that’s classy.” So lets say a woman flashes her cans at an O’Fallon, MO golf course…yo can say…HELLA CLASSY! We took some more calls and texts and have some HELLA CLASSY NEWS STORIES! CLICK HERE FOR ME
Here we go again. It’s another morning, and we keep talking about extremely gross things. It’s another conversation of vaginal fistulas, surinam toads, and what things moms keep after their babies are born. CLICK HERE TO VOMIT
Apparently in Japan, a company has created a motorcycle prototype that’s powered by FECES. And the motorcycle seat . . . is a FULL TOILET. The only disappointing part is that the toilet doesn’t actually work. The motorcycle is powered by a bio-fuel that’s made from animal waste . . . NOT human waste. Check it out…… SEE PICTURES HERE
This makes a hamburger with a Krispy Kreme donut bun seem TAME. The question is: WOULD YOU EAT IT? A company in Canada is now selling a HOT DOG that uses a CHOCOLATE ÉCLAIR as a bun. The éclair is split open, the hot dog rests inside, and then there’s the sweet éclair cream on top. SEE THE PHOTO OF THIS THING HERE
Today’s DISCOUNT NEWS has us chatting CREEPERS (as is tradition). We have some local a-holes, a dude driving and dildoing (?!), a dude wanting to have sex with a kid in a wheel chair, and an HIV positive teacher is busted. READ MORE HERE
MTV Teen Mom Jenelle Evans is dealing with yet another nude photo scandal. Her ex-boyfriend tweeted naked pictures of her, which were taken BEFORE she got her boob job. Jenelle tweeted over the weekend, “Leave me the (bleep) alone, PLEASE. I hope u die. I’m so upset.” Topless photos of Jenelle — taken both before and after her plastic surgery — hit the web earlier this year, reportedly the work of another ex-boyfriend. What a classy bitch! SEE THE PICTURES HERE
MAYOR FRED was in the building for the reading of the FREAKS! Check out the four ads that we have found on Craigslist and find out who will become the next FREAK OF THE WEEK! Hear Fred read these nominees and then click the link to see who won this week and now qualifies for the Jerry Sandusky Memorial Trophy! ALL YOUR FREAKS HERE…READ ON!
Welcome to the BUTT UGLY BITCHES section of the Woody and Rizzuto blog! If you ever hear us talking about an ugly, disgusting bitch….this is the place you can find the photo. Prostitutes, hookers, crack whores, and just generally disgusting bitches beware…You may end up as a W.A.R Butt Ugly Bitch CLICK HERE TO SEE THE GALLERY!