HEADLINE HOOSHE: THE HUMAN PEANUT BUTTER CUP

Time for another classy HOOSHE story!  This story comes from Neon, Kentucky!  Andrew Toothman got in a little trouble for breaking into a supermarket and SLATHERING CHOCOLATE AND PEANUT BUTTER all over his naked body.  But, he wasn’t done there.  Apparently he felt bad for his actions because he spelled out “Sorry” on the floor in NYQUIL.  WOOHOO!!! READ THE HOOSHE STORY HERE!

HEADLINE HOOSHE: THE DRUNKEN OUTFIT

This intoxicated fella was TOO DRUNK to tell the difference between his shirt and his pants!  Bryan Hill was busted by cops after he passed out behind the wheel of his SUPER SWEET Honda Civic.  Police were brought to his attention because he was blocking an entire lane of traffic.  He DID have his pants on, but he was wearing them as a SHIRT.  Bryan got to go to jail for his actions.  HELLA HOOSHE! READ THE HOOSHE STORY HERE!

HEADLINE HOOSHE: THE GATOR TRADER

Yet another Florida HOOSHE!  A 64-year-old homeless man was busted trying to trade a LIVE GATOR that he caught in the wild for a 12-PACK OF BEER!  Of course the store’s employees called the cops on this moron and he was cited for illegally capturing, possessing, and trying to barter the creature.  What a class act!  YEEHAW! READ THE HOOSHE STORY HERE!

HEADLINE HOOSHE: PUPPY HUMPER

Today’s HOOSHE story is from the mecca of HOOSHE – Florida.  61 year old James Bull was busted sexually abusing an 8-month old puppy on his front porch.  Neighbors reported hearing the dog crying on several occasions.  The puppy is receiving treatment for his injuries and Bull is right where he belongs – in jail!  Puppy humper?  Definitely HELLA HOOSHE! READ THE HOOSHE STORY HERE!

HEADLINE HOOSHE: POO FLINGING ASSAULT

It doesn’t get much classier than this – 25 year old Daniel Redding got a little pissy and threw DOG POO in his pregnant girlfriend’s face! Of course, that was AFTER he punched her in the head.  Good ol’ Daniel felt that his actions were justified because her dog had crapped on the floorboard of the car.  These actions earned him a free trip to jail.  HOOSHETASTIC! READ THE HOOSHE STORY HERE!

HEADLINE HOOSHE: THE DRUNKEN DEMON

Today’s HOOSHE story is from Palm Bay, Florida.  This 58 year old grandmother got TANKED while chaperoning a bus full of children.  She threw down TWO bottles of diluted vodka on the trip.  Of course, all the booze led to her getting a bit belligerent and yelling and screaming on the bus.  HELLA CLASSY! READ THE HOOSHE STORY HERE!

HEADLINE HOOSHE: CHURCH STABBER

Some cuckoo bitch in Churchill, Tennessee claimed she had several conversations with both GOD and the DEVIL.  It all makes sense – You see, God told Stephanie Hamman to drive through the front doors of her church and STAB HER HUSBAND ON THE ALTAR.  If that isn’t HOOSHE, I don’t know what is!!! READ THE HOOSHE STORY HERE!